Jervis is having some trouble with the March Hare and needs to vent. So who better to tell his troubles to than his favorite teapot-dwelling confidante? Hattercrow and Riddler/Hatter friendship, if somewhat vitriolic. Rated T for language and mentions of violence/mental illness.

Jervis is amused by Crane's accent. Absolute fluff.

The Mad Hatter is in search of a new pet today.

Edward and his henchgirls are all very fond of board games.

Legend of Korra!AU, more or less. Professor Crane encounters a very dangerous person on his walk home from work. Rated T for mild violence. Again, this didn't make it into the Hattercrow AU masterpost because it's not a ship fic so [shrugs].

A mix of drabbles from both of my old fic-by-request blogs. There were so many Hattercrow AU amassed on either account that I decided it best just to shove them all into the same garbage can. Blanket T rating because that's as bad as it gets, but some of them are pretty tame.

The Mad Hatter is rescued from solitary confinement. Hattercrow. Set during some nebulous point in the Lock Up continuity. Based on a one-sentence starter.

Victor pulls his wife out of hospice. An AU that avoids the whole Oceana subplot, I guess. Based on a one-sentence prompt.

Little known fact: The Scarecrow is fond of practical jokes. Hattercrow. Based on a one-sentence prompt, set loosely in The Sandman continuity. Rated T for suicide mentions.

But that's still no excuse. Based on a one-sentence prompt.

In the wake of a public outing and subsequent scandal, Crane and Tetch are forced into couple's therapy as part of a new regulation. The duty falls to Dr. Anne Carver, who is less than thrilled. Set pre-Living Hell.

Edward and Selina accompany the Penguin for the season finale of his stories, but they can't seem to find charm in it the way he does. Very fluffy, plotless friendship drabble. I really want these guys to be a trio.

Someone asked me for fluff the day after I got a ridiculous sunburn. This was the end result. It is ridiculously twee, God save my soul.

When Harvey and his alter-ego get stressed out, they try to take the heat off with long walks. Long Halloween-ish.

Crane and Harley find a copy of The Kamasutra lying around in Arkham's library. The latter's sophomoric sense of humor doesn't make things any less uncomfortable. Another really weird request I got a while back. I kept it really PG and shipping free because I'm a weenie.

A morning in the mind of Deadalus Boch, better known as Doodlebug. Very stream of consciousness, very subject to my headcanons.

Fluffy old college roomates!AU. This isn't in my big Hattercrow AU bundle because it's not a ship fic. Rated T for language and bad taste in interior decorating.

Reformed Hattercrow. Jonathan makes a terrible mistake. Rated T for violence.

Little Shop of Horrors AU. Harley's premiere chat with her strange and interesting plant. Possibly the weirdest writing request I've ever taken.

Hattercrow drabble. Crane and the Hatter flee from Arkham under the cover of night.

Poison Ivy drabble. Based on a one-sentence starter.

A while back I reblogged one of those "put a topic in my askblox, and I'll write a three-sentence fic about it" things. This was the result. Individual characters include: the Riddler, The Scarecrow, Doodlebug, The Penguin, Catwoman, The Great White Shark. Ships include: Hattercrow, Harlecrow, Victora, and Gilda/Harvey. "Chapter" titles indicate the nature of the original requests.

It's unfortunate that things have to be this way.

"Write drunk, edit sober" is very good advice. "Plan and execute a bank robbery whilst utterly hammered" is not. Pure shenanigans. Based on a one-sentence starter prompt.

What more could a hare possibly want?

Who knew psychoanalysis would leave such a nasty mark?

Mr. Freeze returns to bid his wife goodbye. Post-Sub Zero.

Even high profile criminals have to do laundry.

Jonathan receives a comfort animal meant to aid in his treatment as a supposedly recovered Arkham outpatient. He's a bit lukewarm about on the whole concept, really. Rated T for violence.

A big steaming pile of all the trashy kissy kissy goo goo that makes me look like a massive hack. These were all requests, prompted by some kiss meme, surprise surprise. Rated T for sparsely used foul language, just to be safe.

While investigating a criminal's base of operations, Batman finds himself suddenly privy to some very classified information.

Role Reversal!AU. After the backwards courting of her coworker escalated into multiple counts of abduction and a full-blown psychotic episode, Alice Pleasance is finally apprehended. Takes place at the end of Mad as a Hatter. One-sided Alice/Jervis and completely unnecessary Jervis/Jonathan because I said so HA.

Vigilante!AU. After the rough dismissal from his position as a professor at Gotham University, Crane still becomes the Scarecrow, though his reasons for assuming this alter ego are supposedly less malicious than you might initially think.

Punk Band!AU. Jonathan and Eddie discuss their group's latest addition.

Worry is the harbinger of fear. It's not fair that the Scarecrow, of all people, should be subjected to it. A fluffy one shot. Y'know. If that's the kind of thing you're into. (T for language.)

With Tetch no longer "courting" Alice Pleasance, one might think that he's taken a step in the right direction towards good mental health, but rather, he's merely found another scapegoat to stand in as the font for his obsession.