When Karkat Vantas, a very grumpy teenager, is forced to spend the summer at the beach with his overbearing, but well meaning, older brother, he's positive that he'll lose his mind. That is, until he meets a peculiar boy after an evening of angst and humidity. Could this stranger turn this vacation around, or will he serve to make Karkat more miserable than ever?

A zora princess loves a hylian commoner and runs away to be with him. The two of them must work with their dreams, skills and disabilities to find a way to stay together and not just survive... but to thrive despite the odds as Hyrule faces a new threat, more dangerous than anything they have faced before: Erasure. / T for violence and mild sexual themes later in the story.

Three days, Link had promised. Three days he would be gone before he'd check in and resupply in Skyloft. When three became five, Pipit grew restless. On day seven, he threw caution to the wind and leapt off his loftwing to plummet below the cloud barrier in search of his childhood friend. What he found there made him want to cry in his mother's arms. Or vomit. Maybe both.

Humanstuck. In which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. Slow burning?

The trolls are now about 11.5 sweeps old and Sollux and Eridan have been secretly matesprits for a few sweeps now. When Sollux accidentally gets Eridan pregnant they may not be able to hide their relationship from the others for much longer. How will the two handle parenthood?

(GhiraLink - yaoi - OoT)

SCP One-shots. Obviously. I will update this when I'm struck with inspiration. (Mostly from SCP Containment Breach)

On his last day of visiting, helping, and relaxing in Gerudo Town after his defeat of Vah Naboris, Link receives a letter from Sidon. His friend Vilia, the woman who first sold him Gerudo clothing, helps Link put words to his feelings during their day out.

In the TV shows, it usually hurts a whole lot less when the brave weapons officer encounters a wanted criminal. Or, Eridan Ampora has an adventure.

Sollux Captor may be blind, but as a child he discovered something that no other human has ever laid eyes on- the existence of merpeople. Can a friendship between a human and sea dweller withstand the test of time and all of the obstacles life has to offer, especially when deeper feelings develop? Rated M for later chapters.

Shakarian oneshot and drabble collection. Chapter sixteen: The Alliance emissary spouts seemingly-endless platitudes about dying with honor and doing things in the name of galactic peace, but his words mean nothing to the ten year-old girl with no parents.

Dirk makes a joke about being sexually attracted to Home Depot. But with their anniversary coming up quick, and Jake needing a plan he decides to use it to his advantage.

Nepeta always felt bad about her flushed feelings for her morail.But when she finds out she's not the only one who feels this way, how will his matesprite handle the news? (Story written by my friend and posted by me)

Sollux was normal, well as normal as he could get. The only thing that could have changed that was his twin brother getting in to an accident that changed both his life and yours. For Sollux his computer is the only way out, but when he's forced into a music performance with his friends. What would happen?

What if the aliens of mass effect ended up on Mewni? What if their were worse things the Reapers out their? What if Star brought...company to earth? Inspired by deviantartist jgss0109, all OC characters and story elements belong to him/her.

Dating a multi-billionaire director is hard. Being pregnant with a multi-billionaire director's kid is harder. Missing your multi-billionaire director while being pregnant with his kid is probably not the situation you wished to be in, but here you are. Your name is Karkat Vantas, and no one told you life was gonna be this gay.

Four dream people will teach Foundation fanfiction writers not to write Sloppy, Crappy, and Pornographic stories…...and none are close to sane. Well, at least they were right about one thing: it sucks to live in a reality as fragile as tissue paper. （An Official Fanfiction University Parody, rebooted）

Liz had gotten the worst of it, having gotten perhaps a bit too close to the forest god's remains, lured in by the beauty of the garden that had suddenly sprung up in the wake of its defeat. But at the time, none of them had suspected or even known that the mesmerizing, faintly glowing spores would have such a strange effect on anyone who came in contact with them.

"The game is simple, Karkat." Dave tells you, smirking. "We start dating. Like a real couple. Hand holding, kissing, cuddling - the works." He can see that he's lost you, so he continues. "Just for seven months. We try to woo each other. And the first person to fall in love loses." You bite your lip, looking at his patient expression. You can't believe you're doing this. "Game on."

Another year at stupid Earth school. Karkat is angsty and then makes a new friend, basically. I suck at summaries but not writing good fanfics (I hope) Rated T because swearwords

This is a CroTula fan fiction that's based off a roleplay that eventually got stale and we had a mutual agreement to end it at some point. To summarize: A lot of shit can happen during the apocalypse when you're inside a Costco. Rated M for violence, detail of blood and other disgusting things, and death. Prepare for a few feels near the end.

The Amporas, Captors, and Vantases decide to play Spin the Bottle after a game of strip poker. Then, of course, stuff happens.

High school AU, Dave is secretly a straight-A student, ready to move on and go to college. After getting in trouble too many times, the principal tasks him with mentoring John, the transfer student. Both boys, affected by their insecurities and troubled pasts, find comfort in unexpected people. JohnxDave, DirkxJake, and more to come. Rated M for language & sexy stuff. Slightly OOC.

This feels wrong. Your mind screams at you to let go and back away. This person in your arms isn't the one you love. This person you gently kiss isn't your soulmate. But you still hold her. You still smile at her when she smiles. You still care about her. But she's not him. She's nothing like the short male you fell in love with. You aren't happy. She is, and maybe that's enough.

On most days, all you feel for him is painstakingly black rage, but today, you feel disgustingly red. You don't know why. He's infuriating. Erisol one-shot.

DaveSolKat. One long road trip. Two horny idiots. Three people very late for con. In which Dave and Karkat decide to engage in sloppy makeouts in the backseat while Sollux is driving to bother him. It works but they got some unexpected (or painfully expected) results. Review please.

Eridan didn't blind Sollux, or kill Feferi and Kanaya. They are stuck in a doomed timeline where 2 certain idiots realize their feelings for one another, but by then it's too late. [TW for Character Death & Some blood]

Sollux gets so much more than he expected while looking for his glasses, and he couldn't ask for more

Snap shots of Kolyat Krios and Oriana Lawson's relationship as I imagine it using songs of my choosing. Follow this young couple as they discover that love can sometimes be painful, and some people are worth the ache. (Story coincides with Misgiving and may contain spoilers.) Rated M for a reason

The war is won, the galaxy has survived the Reaper threat, and our heroes stand in the aftermath with nothing left to live for. How does Shepard survive without her love? How does Thane survive when everything he knows is gone? Their journey of self-discovery starts here. Rated M for a reason.

Dawn Cole(or DC) gets transported to the Mass Effect world unexpectedly. She wakes up on Omega with no translator, omni-tool, or clothes other than her PJs. She meets some aliens who help her and eventually meets and joins forces with Archangel. Garrus/OC later Thane/OC. Male!Shep. Starts before ME2. (Sequel up) (Being rewritten)

The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.

A new aquatic face has arrived at the B.P.R.D. and Abe is fascinated with her. As he learns more about her he begins to fall in love with her.

3 and 4 get a "brilliant" idea that may just turn someone they love into a passionate, short tempered Spanish warrior, this is going to be a very long day. BASED ON COMIC BY Ghost-Peacock

Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

The kid from vault 101, nothing more nothing less.