![]() Author has written 12 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, X-Men: Evolution, Supernatural, Danny Phantom, Elder Scroll series, Hey Arnold, Harry Potter, and Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja. I like Xiaolin Showdown, outcasts, and underdogs. I like witty sayings and confusing people with my confounding language. Plot twists make me smile. Normality makes me cry (as does stupidity). I accept criticism and love haters. Sue me. XD And if you haven't figured out yet, I's female...but don't tell the Stryker me he'd be all like 'What you mean I female in different universe?!' (Just...you know...in a cooler way...) You can make a whole paragraph out of Fall Out Boy titles. Exhibit A: I have a dark alley and a bad idea. This ain't a scene, it's an arms race. I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you off. Our lawyer told us to change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued. Of all the gin joints in the world! Sophmore slump or comeback of the year? Tell that Mick he just made my list of things to do today. Where is your boy? I'm sending postcards from a plane crash (wish you were here!). I'm reinventing the wheel to run myself over :). Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. So I slept with someone from Fall Out Boy and all I got was this stupid song written about me. Get busy living or get busy dying. Do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows. A little less sixteen candles, please. Nobody puts baby in a corner! My songs know what you did in the dark. Just one yesterday? Chicago is so two years ago! Sugar...we're going down swinging. Xo. I don't care. If Jack, Stryker, Entropy, Cinder, and Zephyr had a bad idea and a dark alley...they'd need a flashlight. Awkward Moments happen when: -You're on fanfiction and you realize that the whole time you've been using asterisks and letters to show scene changes...they had a horizontal line button to show scene changes. -You and your friend are talking and you say something stupid, so you chastise yourself, then tell yourself to shut up, and your friend is all like "Don't be so hard on yourself!" -When you don't remember what you were doing so you're standing there with this face like "Where am I and what am I doing?" -You spell every there possible except the right their. -Someone posts on your blog and say it's bad...and you realize it was your mother... -Someone is talking to you and someone mentions a heavy personal moment and it had nothing to do with the conversation. -All the views you have on a story or profile are you checking to see if someone posted. -You stick your hand in water and you don't know where the water came from. -You awkwardly steal someone's favorite name and put it on your profile (Xelina). -Your friend touches someone's shoulder and the person blames it on you. -You poke someone and they turn...and they aren't the person you thought they were. -Your ex still calls you by your pet names. -Your mom still messages your ex to see if they are okay. -You say an awkward moment quote during an awkward moment because it was awkward and no one has any idea what you're doing. -You're teacher comes up behind you while you're on Fanfiction and says "I love that show!" Anyone know how to join a forum? Favorite Threat I've gotten for Copying & Pasting Things! XD You have made a great enemy this day, Stryker Young. There will be no distance you can run, no place you can hid, and no one you can call to for help, that will spare you from my wrath. The Heavens will shake with anger, and spit forth flames. Hell itself will recoil at the product of my rage. Heed me, Stryker Young, and may this night's sleep be your last. Because you will remember my promise to wreak my vengeance, and you will wake every night, whimpering with fear in a cold sweat. |