![]() Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Pokémon, and Lion King. Hey ezeone! Flutterby000 here! I'm also known as: RAINBOWS!!! Sandfire. Angel by Day, Devil by Night. Flutters. Sandfire's Personality. Age:: At the moment, 40 moons. Looks: Long Sandy coloured fur. A scar over his left eye, white tail tip and red eyes. Personality: Sweet, caring and Brave. Sandfire would stand up to anything if it threatened him, his family, or his friends. Some may see his as stupid, for he could've been killed several times. But others see it as extremely brave and caring, for the same reason. He eventually died after in a battle with rival clan Windclan Just before Bluestar was born. He was happy to find his mate, who had died giving birth, waiting for him on Starclan, And he always watched over his clan. Family: Mother; Softshade. Father; Nightstar. Brother: Splittail. Mate: Willowshine. Kits: Nightshade, Runningfast, Darkheart. Grand kits: Rubyclaw, Opalblade, Emraldheart, Topazclaw, Diamondkill, Sapphireeye. Great-Grankis: Aemthistrye, Diamondpelt, Gemstar. First clan: Thunderclan. Other appearances: Warrior interviews. (Host.) One big family. (Story to come.) Six arisen: all six stories. if you wish to read more about him and his family come here: (link to be added.) 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart. I'll remember Brightheart, I'll remember Silverstream, I will remember Goosefeather, I'll remember Mothwing, I'll always think of Heathertail, I will think of Tawnypelt, I promise to remember Cinderheart, I'll remember Leafpool, I'll remember Brambleclaw, I'll remember Lionblaze, I'll remember Dovewing, I'll remember Bluestar, Feathertail will be in my mind, I'll remember Ashfur, I'll remember Ivypool, I'll remember Crookedstar, I'll remember Jayfeather, I'll always think of Cinderpelt, I'll remember the many battles, Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order. 1: Firestar 2: Lionblaze 3: Ivypool 4: Dovewing 5: Jayfeather 2)what would you think of a name with fours beginning and ones ending? Dove star. I like it. 3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 3's ending? Lion pool. Not really... 4) Would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 2's ending? Jayblaze. Probably. 5) What genre would a story be with a cat with 1's beginning and 5's ending as the main character? Firefeather. Hurt/comfort. 6) What would you name a story with a character with 2's ending and 1's ending and 3's beginning and 5's beginning? Blaze star and Ivyjay. Bite back. 7) Write a prophecy saying that a cat with 3's beginning and 1's ending had to save the clan. Ivystar. Ivy will tangle itself with darkness, struggling. But it will claim the light. 8) What would a cat with 4's ending and 2's ending look like? Wingblaze. A golden shecat with white eyes. 9) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's beginning just from their name? Ivyfire. Silver and white tabby with blazing amber eyes. She is feisty and bloodthirsty. 10) Do you think anyone would give a cat 1's beginning and 2's ending? Fire blaze. Not really... Write your 9 least favorite warriors in no particular order! 1.Darkstripe (grow up dude) 2. Cinderheart (Be with Lionblaze!) 3. Dustpelt (He fell for a apprentice...) 4. Ashfur (Get Over Her!) 5. Leafpool. (You stole Crowfeather from Feathertail!) 6. Breezepelt (I mean, who doesn't?) 7. Millie. (You have two daughters) 8. Spottedleaf (she's over rated) 9. Tigerstar (he's just evil.) 1) What would you name a story starring 3's last part and 5's first part? Pelt night. I don't think I would write a story about. 2) Would you want to be named 2's first part and 7's last part? Cindermillie. No... 3) Would a cat with 4's first part and 9's second part mate with a cat named 5's last part and 8's first part? Ash star and furspotted. Yeah, I think so. 4) Would 1 find 7 attractive? Darkstripe and Millie. No. She's a kitty pet. 5) Have 2 and 6 ever met? Yeah. 6) Write a prophecy involving 8 and 5 Spotted leafs, drift into a pool like the stars will if they don't unite. Yeah... Na. 7) 1 and 5 are in a happy relationship until 6 runs off with 2. After 5 dumps 1 for 3, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 3. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 8 and 9. The three loners meet 7, who tells each of them to look for love. 8 finds 2, 9gets 6, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 4 and 5! Darkstripe and Leafpool are in a happy relationship until Breezepelt runs off with CInderheart. After LEafpool dumps Darkstripe for DUstpelt, AShfur retaliates by dating DUstpelt. Alone and broken hearted, DArkstripe travels in search of a friend. Finally, Darkstripe meets SPottedleaf and Tigerstar. The three loners meet MIllie, who tells each of them to look for love. SPottedleaf finds CInderheart, TIgerstar gets Breezepelt, but now Darkstripe is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with AShfur and LEafpool. 0.o I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I don't support all of them. No offence.) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm in a ROCK BAND, so I MUST do drugs and be a bad influence. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink, too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (That is kinda true...) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a w* myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(I like to think of myself as a teenager. I'm 12.) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nut. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to REN. FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.(Well, I am young...) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist. I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. I have been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy. I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs. I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life. I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA so I MUST be a psychotic freak that yells at the walls. I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar. I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean. I write sad poetry, so I MUST be emo. I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone. (Probably.) I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (I don't) I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut. I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention. I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up. I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish. I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with. I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian. I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly. I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider. I LOVE metal music, so I MUST be a middle aged guy with mental issues or a goth. I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist. I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm RUDE, so I MUST be a nasty person. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian. (I am not!) I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly. I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek. I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil. I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument. (Piano's the easiest) I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart. I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social. I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets. I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7. I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black. I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings. I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling. I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser. I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves. I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH. I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be the SEX TOYS. I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure. I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS. I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants. I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy. I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN. I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic. I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts. I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK. I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart. I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF. (Only small things. I didn't know it was wrong!) I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered I hate FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no life or friends. I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues. I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID. I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white. I shop at ABERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE. I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak. I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC. I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN. I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore. I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY. I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER. I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK. I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE. I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be ANOREXIC. I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others. I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES. I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets. I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past. I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY. I'm OPEN MINDED, so I MUST do everything. I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF. I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant. I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat. I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude. I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no SYMPATHY. I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT. I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY. I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser. I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD. I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd. I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE. I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK. I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR. I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH. I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE. I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.(Who?) Why did Ashfur end up in StarClan? The reason was 'he loved to much'. Look at it this way: He tried to kill four cats, including his Clan leader, out of 'love'. He planned to kill his Clan leader and allied with Hawkfrost, out of 'love'. He tried to spill his Clan's secrets, out of 'love'. He ended up in StarClan because he did all this out of 'love'. But can you imagine him in the Dark Forest? No. Conclusion: Ashfur may not be evil, but mentally unstable, which is very likely the reason why Mapleshade is in the DC. The real reason Ashfur is in StarClan is because the Erins realized wouldn't fit in OTS plot. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree and/or hate Ashfur. IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Otterhope, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan, Echo of a Stormy Night, Burrfrost, Cardinalheart, Flutterby000 WAYS TO MAKE TOUR TEACHER WANT TO BACKHAND YOU: 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.) FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR. 1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Good Friend: Knows all your best memories. Best Friend: Has lived them with you. Good Friend: Will stop you from doing something stupid. Best Friend: Will hands down never let you do anything stupid . . . alone. Good Friend: Helps you up when you fall. Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again. Good Friend: Comforts you when you have just had a terrible breakup. Best Friend: Goes and beats them up...really...bad? Good Friend: Knocks politely on your door. Best Friend: Barges right in and yells, "I'M HOME!", taking off their muddy shoes and putting them on your mother's carpet Good Friend: Hands you your shoe when it falls off. Best Friend: Grabs it and runs away with it yelling, "You'll never see this shoe again!" Good Friend: Will be a guest in your house. Best Friend: Will raid your refridgerator and make themselves at home. Good Friend: Disagrees when you say, "Words can't hurt me." Best Friend: Will hit you over the head with a dictionary to prove you wrong. Good Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they drop it. Best Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they reply, "Okay, now what's wrong? " Good Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Get well soon." Best Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Soooo, if you die, can I have your (insert really valuable item that you own)?" Good Friend: Will talk you out of running away from home. Best Friend: Will tell you to keep in touch and help you pack. (Only if it's for a good reason) 41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS 1. Follow them everywhere. 2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow. 3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly. 4. Talk to a pen constantly. 5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid. 6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything. 7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion." 8. Run into walls. 9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!" 10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can 11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's. 12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing. 13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown. 14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower. 15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!" 16. Eat your hair. 17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!" 18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder. 19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!" 20. Try to climb the wall. 21. Say everything backwards. 22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!" 23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!" 24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!" 25. Try to swim in the floor. 26. Pretend to be a phone. 27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid." 28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?" 29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!" 30. Tap on their door all night. 31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have. 32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no" 33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends. 34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name. 35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy" 36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety". 37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair. 38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally". 39. Do the opposite of what they tell you. 40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend. 41.Yell out mango everywhere you go Predetermined Bucket List 1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly. 2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" 3) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future. 4) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING". 5) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread. 6) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow. 7) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy. 8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. 9) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!" 10) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant. 11) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure. 12) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!" 13) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. 14) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read. 15) Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA! 16) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens. 17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!". 18) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking. 19) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!" 20) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal. 21) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME". 22) Take a stuffed animal to the vet. 23) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!". |