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Joined 03-24-14, id: 5611269, Profile Updated: 12-21-16
Author has written 10 stories for Doctor Who, Corpse Bride, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and All Creatures Great and Small.

Hey, the name's Colette, but you can call me Alice, or Peri whichever you prefer.

I'm 20 years old, love reading, drawing and am in more fandoms than I can shake a stick at, go figure! The most prominent of which is Doctor Who, again, who would'a guessed it? I'm awful and sporadic in my stories and tend to post more on Ao3 these days. Sorry about that.


Random, obligatory copy/paste questionnaire section!

Doctor Who:

When did you start watching the show? June-ish 2013

Who is your Doctor? Sixth Doctor (Though Eleven was my first)

Favourite companion? Male: Jamie McCrimmon. Female: Peri Brown (obviously)

Least favourite companion? Please don't kill me, but Clara or River

Favourite episode? The Two Doctors & Caves of Androzani

Least favourite episode? Web Planet

Favorite/Least favorite series? Favourite: season 22 Least: season 23 (it does not exist! and we do not speak of it)

Favorite monster? The Androgums

Least favourite monster? The Abzorbaloff

Is there a character you shouldn't love but you do? Ramon Salamander

Is there a character you shouldn't hate but you do? River Song, i shouldn't hate her, I know but she's very overrated and I preferred her when we didn't know her backstory. Sorry...

Favourite pairing(s) from the show? Barbara x Ian, Two/Jamie, Jo x Three, Sarah Jane x Harry, Five x Peri, Six x Peri, Nyssa x Adric, Tegan x Turlough, Seven x Ace, Eight x Charley.

What episodes made you laugh the most? Twin Dilemma, it wasn't suposed to be funny but it's Six and I couldn't help it.

What episode made you cry the most? Most of Nu!Who!

Weirdest episode you've ever seen? Love and Monsters

Do you watch Torchwood? No

Ever seen the Sarah Jane Adventures? Yes

Favourite actor/actress in the show? Peter Davison, Nicola Bryant, Colin Baker, Katy Manning, Frazer Hines, Paul McGann, Jon Pertwee, Nicholas Courtney, Sylvester McCoy.

Ever written a Doctor Who fanfic? Yes

Ever read one? Yes

If you were to be stuck in an elevator with one character, who would it be? Jo, she's optimistic and good at escapology

If you had to reveal your darkest secret to a character, who would it be? Peri

If you had to go on a date with a character, who would it be? Jamie, he's adorable and Scottish

Your favourite character who has died? Adric

Most attractive character? Fivey or Sixie, depending on the day...

Most attractive companion? Peri

Pick one thing that happened in the show that you wish hadn't happened? Trial of a Time Lord, the hiatus.

Pick one thing you wish had happened? two x jamie, six x Peri

Finally, what is it you love about the show? Everything


The Stereotypes thing, that oddly makes me laugh:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.

I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (You forgot: I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST want everyone)


You can find me at my Tumblr account or at /user/shywhovian

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Grunkles to the Rescue by Lizzy322 reviews
A series of oneshots where the Grunkles are out to save the day. Sometimes reluctantly. Someone's gotta be there to protect the niblings. Current: Stan is too cheap for fireworks. Ford decides to build some instead, and surprise the niblings. Unfortunately, the "fire" portion is far more prominent.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Something I Needed by Extreme Light 9 reviews
In which Ford receives a gift from his great niece.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Mabel P., Grunkle Ford - Complete
Little Letters by Scarlet Scribe reviews
"Dear Grunkle Stan," the first line read, scrawled out in sparkly pink pen, "this sure has been one cuckoo summer, hasn't it?"
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
it can't rain forever (we're on to better weather) by A Beautiful Beast reviews
It's stupid, really. Or, the one where the Stan twins finally hug it out. [[ post-finale ]]
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Restart by carpenoctem22 reviews
Weirdmaggedon may have ended, but it's a long way to go before everything's fixed. Stan and Dipper are just learning that the hard way.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Dipper P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by Aryck-The-One reviews
"Home is where the heart is", so the old saying goes... After departing Gravity Falls, Dipper and Mabel come to know this better than anyone. Now they want nothing more than to return home. Post-series finale. One-shot.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Don't worry by AndMuchMore reviews
Dipper and Mabel stride into the deep parts of the forest, but this has unforeseen consequences
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
A Pines Family Christmas by AnimationNut reviews
A series of short Christmas-themed stories, based off prompts following the order of the alphabet. It's 26 Days of Gravity Falls Christmas! Dipper and Mabel are visiting their great-uncles for winter break, and are excited to spend the holidays with their favourite people in the world. Festive antics ensue, as well as family fluff.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
The Tapes by flyingdisk reviews
Dipper loans Ford his video camera, forgetting to clear the memory card beforehand. (Or: Ford watches and reacts to the shorts that aired between seasons, the Stan Wrong Song, and the clip that Stan filmed during Sock Opera.) Post-A Tale of Two Stans, pre-Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons. SPOILERS! Disclaimers inside. Ford-centric. CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Relax by ToryTigress92 reviews
A scene from All Creatures Great And Small and put into Doctor Who. The Fifth Doctor tries to teach Peri how to play the guitar. Fifth Doctor/Peri
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [5th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri] - Complete
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Silly, isn't it? reviews
Victor and Victoria are both deeply flawed individuals, in their own eyes and in those of their parents but it doesn't seem to matter when the two of them are together. The thoughts and feelings of Victor and Victoria before, during and after the movie.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - [Victor V., Victoria E.] Emily
Repurcussions of Self Sacrifice reviews
Second part in the Soulmate AU series. Each Time Lord is born with 13 lives, and one soulmate per regeneration (excepting certain circumstances). An act on the part of Josephine Grant shocks the Doctor more than anything he's ever known, but is driving in Bessie really the best time to confess?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [3rd Doctor, Jo G.] - Complete
Kitchen Confessions reviews
First part in the Soulmate AU series. Each Time Lord is born with 13 lives, during them they can have on soulmate per regeneration. The Sixth Doctor is approaching his demise, having not confessed his feelings to his Soulmate yet (due to his own stubbornness), can a (not all together) unexpected confession from Peri do anything to change his fate?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri]
The Seeds of Darrowby
Being left behind in the TARDIS was not something that Perpugilliam "Peri" Brown liked at the best of times, being left there for two hours was pure torture. No one could blame her for leaving it to go in search of a certain Time Lord. Of course, she wasn't expecting what would happen next. Co-written by Hello Anyone There. (Who is, incidentally the best co writer ever :D)
Crossover - Doctor Who & All Creatures Great and Small - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,365 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2015 - 5th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
I don't think so (Mindwarp AU) reviews
My take on what should've happened at the end of Mindwarp (Trial of a Time Lord).
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri
1987 reviews
Perpugilliam Brown and her friend the Doctor go back in time once more, to uncover the mysteries of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria...The children were stuffed into the suits, but how can they prove it? One thing's for sure, Peri won't like it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2015 - 5th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri, Foxy, Golden Freddy - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
Profiting from a moment of relaxation on returning to the TARDIS, Peri takes a chance to display one of her lesser known talents, to the amazement of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [7th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri] - Complete
For want of an answer
Peri wakes up to an empty bed and an angry, snow covered TARDIS. Now she's got to find the Doctor before the TARDIS does something worse than give her awful trousers, but it seems he has a little surprise for her. This one should have been uploaded on Christmas day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [7th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri]
Night terrors and comforting Doctors reviews
Nightmares plague one of the two TARDIS crew members, leaving the Doctor to reassure her. Can he convince her that he won't let anything happen to her?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [7th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri] - Complete
How to oppose science and english reviews
Alison Collins is normal in every single way but one, but that one difference would be as they say, a spoiler. She's 23, an English teacher and impossibly late for everything and anything, that is until she meets a young girl and her mysterious grandfather, along with some collegues she gets whisked away in a flurry of terror and amazement.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - 1st Doctor, Barbara W., Ian C., OC