Hello fellow humans, I'm madman-with-an-impala (formerly VeelaQueen01) and things have changed a lot for me so here is my updated bio.

My story Never Again was recently translated into Russian by fanfiction.net user AlexKollins! Here's the link to the translated version:

/readfic/4961455

My fandoms and OTP for said fandoms are as followed

Harry Potter (Bill/Fleur)

Doctor Who (Amy/Rory or 10/Rose)

Torchwood (Jack/Ianto)

Arrow (OLICITY AND NYSSARA FOREVER!!!!!)

Supernatural (Destiel)

The Flash (West Allen)

Once Upon A Time (Rumbelle, Captian Swan or Outlaw Queen, so many choices I cant just pick one)

Sherlock (Johnlock)

Fringe (Olivia/Peter)

Greys Anatomy (Derek/Meredith and Christina/Owen)

Supergirl (Alex/Maggie)

Legends of Tomorrow (Captain Canary)

Marvel (Stucky!!!!)

DC (I don't really have an OTP for this)

The Walking Dead (Glenn/Maggie or Daryl/Carol)

LOTR (I don't really have an OTP for this)

I also watch Alphas and The 100, but I just started those so...

If you have (a) annoying sibling(s), copy/paste this on your profile!

If your friends think you're crazy, copy this into your profile!

If you think Luna didn't marry Rolf Scamander, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

This is the level of stupidity we live with these days.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and how was I supposed to use that when I'm sleeping?)

On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So this sweepstakes in encouraging shoplifting?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Huh. The thought never occurred to me.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...oops)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (really? I thought it would be cold after heating)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (That ruins my plans.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (since when can kids drive?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (really?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So...where can't I use them?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (so...I can't split atoms in there?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That thought never even occurred to me)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (wait...we're supposed to EAT the nuts?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (well that's a rip-off)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (how stupid are some people...forget I asked)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (I can't use my spork? Or a spoon? I have to use a fork?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile!