Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

O joys are us the sun has come again to hold you, sailing out the doldrums of the week. The polyphonic prayer is here, is all around you. It's all around you, out here. And if the whole world is crashing down on you, fall through space out of mind with me

COMPLETE. Part of my Lassiet Contrived Cliché One-Shot series, this one tackles temporary blindness… but somehow this one-shot turned into six chapters. Erm... sorry? Anyway, LASSIET!

There's a new ghoul at Monster High. With a fearleading skull-arship and her go-getter attitude, can Cleo keep this fresh blood in her place?

Yang was hardly normal. Her obsession with Shawn overshadowed everything she did. Her father detested her shows of emotion, calling them weakness...but she had survived, hadn't she...? Yang-centric oneshot.

A look into the life of Allison Reynolds.

"I've seen you before, you know." John Bender says this to Allison with some kind of implication that the others don't catch. Their eyes meet for a brief moment, both sets filled with the kind of recognition that isn't friendship or kindness.

We are all aware of Lawrence and his work with John this whole time, right? This is a reflection of his thought process while several crazy events unfold before him. Once again, no pairing, just crack. Contains fun, colorful vocabulary.

"Codependency can be a beautiful thing." Snapshots in the relationship of John Kramer and Amanda Young as they rely on each other for success and survival. Primarily focused on Amanda's apprenticeship. No chronological order. Not intended to be a romance.

NO FAKE! He replied me on his The Word In The Stone Blog with this amusing answer about Adam & Lawrence Chainshipping.

Death is nothing if not also an incentive to live. Six deaths that shaped Albert Rosenfield's life, and one that he prevented.

Namine watches through Kairi's eyes, sometimes, looking for her, that other one that everyone else forgot. She has to, because she's the only one that remembers now. Post KH2, spoilers for Days, femslash if you squint.

Alt season 6. The plan worked. The bomb went off and flight 815 is headed for LA. Unfortunately, Desmond and Juliet were never on that flight. Multi-character with a focus on Suliet

He had never seen anything like her before. She was equally as fascinating as she was ridiculous. RiffRaff x Janet. Rated T.

There is a reason she took his patch. Oneshot.

Five moments in Albert's FBI career where he didn't tell the brutal truth - and one where he did without even knowing. Not a happy story, but meant, at least, to be a hopeful one.

Set after 'The End'. Matters would be much easier for Ben Linus if he weren't trying to juggle an existential crisis and his first real romance. Some sexual content - not particularly graphic. Dr Linus/"Sideways" Rousseau, and lots of cameos!

After Amanda's death, Hoffman buys her a plot of soil and a tombstone with her name engraved on it. He figures it's the least he can do. HoffmanAmanda, oneshot

Hurley/Sawyer. Hurley and Sawyer get closer after the survivors are rescued. AU.

Loathing often covers so much. Bobby Briggs POV

ZOMG, the Others are Shippers! Ridiculous toungeincheek about who The Others REALLY are and what they REALLY want from the Losties. 4 of them, in particular. Chapt 24 Up!

It’s strange, Hurley thinks, as he’s reunited with Sawyer on the beach, how easy it is to act so happy when, for some unknown God-forsaken reason, his heart is breaking internally with every step he takes on the island. AU, takes place during "Namaste."

Fred Dukes has a problem.

O/S AU. Set after Fire Water. Charlie faces the bitter world of exile after his crime and becomes tormented to the point of suicide until someone finds the strength to reach out a hand and offer him comfort. Will this make a difference? Will he listen?

Danielle Rousseau gives Hurley the battery he's looking for, and a little something besides.

in the end, everyone wears some kind of mask. -Naminé-centric, a darker interpretation.-

Amanda is watching John as he sleeps. Her thoughts. Pre Saw III.

A self-insert wakes up in a white cube which shakes her out like a grain of very confused salt onto an island where a series of random things happen. CRACK!FIC, STRONG LANGUAGE & implications of drug use. Fictional drugs!

Fire and smoke. Dolls and witches. However you see it, nothing is still only nothing at the end. -AxelxNaminé-

Akio and Anthy know legends that Utena would never want to hear. Referencing the story of Blodeuwedd.

Humour fic. Hurley and Charlie hold a contest to decide which of them has the biggest mouth.

After the series takes place, Wakaba and Juri can't remember Utena, but they both still feel the absense of her presence. Together, they try to figure it all out and fill that emptiness Utena left behind. FEMSLASH! JuriWakaba

A story of how Namine feels from her birth to most of Chain of Memories. I am an avid SoraXKairi fangirl, but this came from no where. My friend who is my Namine is going to kill me.

Anthy reflects on finding Utena, and the consequences if it is too late when she does. Drabble, AnthyxUtena implied if you squint.

Because despite the fine poetry in the world, the ballads written and jewelry bought, it all boils down to infatuation. FakirxAhiru

After Charlie steals Aaron he has all the makings of becoming the camps newest outcast but when Libby discovers about his previous addiction she decides to help him to overcome his demons and gain back the trust of the people he loves.

Allison felt the bullet go through his shoulder as if it was her own body. One shot, T for language and violence

White and black and red. There’s a joke there, about penguins. Or maybe nuns? It’s an itch on the surface of his brain that he can’t bring forward. If he could, who would he tell it to? I've decided on a new genre: Lodge fic.

Hurley reminisces about the day he bought the lottery ticket. One-shot; complete.

There are things about Laura that Amanda wished she knew. Amanda x Laura AU

There’s a kinship that comes from losing their sons that is independent of the missing plane.

In which Lilie gets married, and causes World War III. More or less in that order.

Desmond comes for the boat only to find Libby has changed her mind. Spoilers up to Live Together, Die Alone.

Veruca knows what it means to be selfish. Veruca and Violet femslash

Four years later the ghosts still linger.

Amanda shows compassion in the Nerve Gas House. Spoilers for Saw II. AmandaxLaura Rated for language and sex.

Today, five lucky kids will have the chance to fulfill their wildest dreams and meet their worst nightmare. Now they have to find the way out or they might lose their sanity ! But with the Snake in the place, nothing is impossible... AU

the faun x Moanna: False dawn in the absence of stars.

Mr. Green solves great big mystery and fights a justice.

“I’m a freakin’ lardo. Every part of me is huge. You name it – my stomach, my arms, my legs, even my hair. Bet my heart is really heavy – just waiting to have a heart attack.” PostExodus. HurleySayid friendship.

Marluxia x Naminé: Tomorrow is never today.

Mulder and Scully at the end of the world.

Kairi x Naminé: There's something poetic about the way she's losing herself.

Larxene x Naminé: I dare you to forgive me.

Short little piece I wrote after watching a preview clip for Catch 22. Desmond finds out he underestimated Hurley after Hurley questions him about his motives. Hints of DesPenny HurleyLibby implied. Warning: Contains spoilers for S3, E17.

A parody of Green Day's Basket case featuring the doomed Libby Hurley ship!

Sayid meets a freaking pineapple. THE END.

the faun x Moanna: Like flowers in hell.

Elizabeth was a good actress. That was why they had accepted her application... A whatif about Libby!

A secret admirer story. Quirky, but cute! Shannon starts getting mysterious gifts.

The cops found Annie Wilkes in her barn, dead, her hand gripping a chainsaw. She was a bloody mess with blisters coating her exposed belly, and her skull was fractured. Her mind, however, had been broken for quite some time... {Book and Movie Universe.}

A collection of spamfics that I thought might amuse one or two people out there. Not for those that can't take a joke.

Hurley's running through the jungle and maybe going nuts. Post S2 finale, oneshot.

Hurley stops by to visit Charlie on a cliff, and decides that Charlie needs his help. Sequel to Fire, Hurleycentric.

For those who know, the guy who played Willy's dad also played Saruman in LOTR. What if those two personalities meet? A CATCF LOTR crossover. Very funny, very twisted. READ IT! RAted T because of later chapters.

Hurley has a bizarre run in with Vincent.

John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys

It's Lost, the musical! When everyone on the island starts breaking into song, revealing their deepest thoughts and darkest secrets, how will things change for the survivors?

Hurley has nightmares about treefrogs. 100 word drabble

Libby goes to Sawyer for guidance.

Collins asks the group how they feel about coffee...oneshot based on a question from a chainemail survey.Rating will not make sense until the last line.

A speedrent entry MimixAngel friendship fic. I don't really like it, but you might.

Entry for speedrent. Mark wants to do Romeo & Juliet, so he makes Angel and Collins recreate the famous balcony scene.

Written as an additional chapter to Dark Tower VII, after Coda, to set at ease the minds of those DT fans who were dissatisfied at sai King's final word on Roland. Long days and pleasant nights! Edited 1.11.06

These are the poems of the Guardians of the Beams, much like the See the TURTLE... Each Guardian has an element. Complete.

SayidLibbyA continuation of Islandpalm's fic, Running on Empty. Sayid attempts to find some time alone.

Libby and Locke have their first exchange after her arrival.

On his and Victoria's first wedding anniversary, Victor can't find his diamond cravat pin. He ends up finding a bit more than just the pin, however. Oneshot. REVISED.

A vacationing Charlie shacks up with Mike in his house in Colorado. Mike doesn't want to attend the school dance. Mike has a crush. Mike hates girls. A short, fluffy piece. :::Mike/Charlie slash:::

In the aftermath of Saw II, Jigsaw has a conversation with his new apprentice about the road ahead. Rated T solely for brief language. Brief single chapter piece.

[rentchallenge piece] A desperate student asks her professor an abiding but rather important question.

One shot, angst. A story about who Hurley really is behind all of his good natured humor. R&R please.

[Based on both movies, the book, and the TV ads] When Charlie refuses to come to the facotry, Depp!Wonka tries to choose another child. When that doesn't work, he tries to clone himself, but that leads to even stranger occurrences...

Violet has earned her 264th trophy without even having realized it. A brief Veruca/Violet femslash drabble.

What happened to the four brats once they grew up? Four short stories of Willy Wonka's second meeting with each of them.

No spoilers, premovie. A GoGo short. Being a normal schoolgirl can be anything but. Yuri implications.

In response to some people: Yeah, no DUH I'm not Cleolinda, I wish i was. This is a tribute to her.

Basically this is a story I wrote because of a great concept that I came across in a story by Luki Dimension...I tried to expand on the idea, which was What did Mr. Wonka think of the five ticket winners before he met them in person? My first attempt...

But you'll never know his thoughts. [ Slash. Older Mike and Charlie. Kinda AU.]

A trip to Wonka's factory hasn't burned the anger out of Mike Teavee, and as he grows, his bitterness grows with him. Will he ever recover from the wounds of childhood? probably oneshot

Just a really short story about something interesting happening in the glass elevator during the movie...WARNING! Slash MikeCharlie

Hurley falls in love.

JuriXAnthy. Juri needs Anthy. The Rose Bride. But not for a miracle.

Akio falls in love with a window... But was that really such a good idea?

Do you ever wonder where Mikage got his duelling sword from? Rated for the disturbing double entendre and the more disturbing higher physics.

An Utena one-shot, post series. "Let's have tea and laugh together ten years from now, okay?"

Harry falls for a fat chick.

Rousseau warned Sayid to watch his friends closely. This is why. Charlie-POV with C&C and other characters. WARNING: Character deaths!

In the heart of the old Kingdom remains the bad boy that plagues Kingdom Hospital. Mary's freedom is put off for a moment as the Guardian of the Dead pays a visit. (One-shot)

Five possible origins for Hurley. Some are crossovers, some aren't, but all of them are pretty much guaranteed not to happen on the show. :) (The official title is "Five Things That Probably Didn't Happen to Hugo Reyes", but it didn't fit the title lin

SPOILERS from this point on. Do you truly believe the Crimson King remained idle while locked out of the Dark Tower? Darker, more frustrating alternate ending. Gan speaks through me.

Post 'Solitary'. No plot, but lots of Hurley, and that's just as good.

Hurley takes off for the jungle upset becuase of a nasty insult from Sawyer. Claire, feeling hurt by his words too, follows. Little do they know, Walt follows them as well. Now it's up to Sawyer to make it right. UPDATED SORRY FOR THE DELAY!

Quick GoGo study. Schoolgirl skirts and tantos are a logical mix, depending on where you're coming from.

RENTfiction Quick little shorty featuring a young, anorexic Maureen. COMPLETED.

Utena and co. set out to rid the academy of icky Mary-Sues! Yay! -

Mary Mary quite contrary, why won't you let us free? I think this is sufficiently twisted to be called horror.

Yuki POV, about Momiji and the family situation of the Sohmasthe Rabbit in particular.

A tale of Dios, and the beginning of the fall. Note: artistic license taken, doesn't strictly follow manga or anime.

In those final, frightening days leading up to the duel named Revolution, Juri and Kanae find comfort in each other.

SQUICK. Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers. SERIOUS SQUICK.

Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers.

In the outside world, Utena visits another graduate...though it seems Nemuro is happy to remain in his coffin dead.

Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers.

Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers.

Short POV Ansem. A look at magic, upbringing, and seeds of lessons that will later bloom.

What happens to the unused game pieces? Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers.

Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers. SQUICK.

Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers.

Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers.

Nine standalone stories in patchwork order, nine characters of the Utena movie. POVs in a world where you can be dead while alive and living while dead. References to the series, manga, and movie. Spoilers.

Downtime between Akio and his sister. Even eternity gets as old as an overplayed movie.

The Fat Lady knew a girl, once. She didn't have a very good memory. The Fat Lady/Mrs. Longbottom (Femmeslash)

KH1 only. Spoilers for Ansem. Pregame winter fic about the slow effects of cold.

Spoilers for Akio and Anthy. A old and short piece from Akio POV about his sister and the search for revolution.

A very short vignette on Mamiya, spoilers for the Black Rose Saga. Might write more perspectives with positive feedback

Trapped somewhere between birth and graduation, two defeated villians chew the fat

Before the closing night's performance, three actors chew the fat