Ello there fellow fanfictiones!!!!

SARAH: Did you just say hello?

ME: No ,I said ello. But thats close enough.

[Sorry ,I could not help myself]

DISCLAIMER: If any of the fandoms that I will be writing from actually belonged to me, my name would be famous or I would be dead. Therefore, I don't intend to claim ownership for any characters, titles, settings, or anything else that belongs to or is otherwise copywritten by someone who is obviously not me. Niether will I state the obvious with a disclaimer in EVERY SINGLE STORY. The movies, books, tv shows, ect. belong to their creators and not me. I only take credit for my own storylines and my own original characters. Thank you.

Anyhow...Sup!!!!!!MUDDDDAFUUUUUUKA!!!!! Nah ,jokes. Sooooooooooooooooooooo... Wow ,I can actually feel the awkward.

Ok ,lets just roll to that hole copy and paste thing!!!!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're on a mission to make the world's longest fanfiction profile, show the world I accept you as my rival by copy and pasting this on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you're impatient copy/paste this into your profile, but HURRY!!

If you are one of the few who can honestly say that you've never been to , copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some people like Dreamworks more than Pixar, and some people like Pixar more than Dreamworks. If you're one of those people who likes them both and think that arguing which one is better is silly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you spend all your time wishing a fictional character was real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think British men should still walk around in those amazing powdered wigs and fancy uniforms, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you got teary-eyed in the movie theater when Gillette and Groves were murdered in On Stranger Tides, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy this into your profile!!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you love rain, put this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

f you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you have not only heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, but you also walked around school telling people "Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day!", which gets you strange looks, copy and paste this onto you profile.

I ship...

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Gillette and Groves should be brought back in Potc 5, copy and paste this into your profile.

85 percent of people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are part of the 15 percent who thinks she rules, copy this into your profile.

If you stubbornly believe in dragons, elves, dwarves and what-not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie character that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think of Gillette and Groves everytime you think of POTC4, copy and paste this into your profile.

f you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever breathed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

Angelica: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?

Jack: No

Angelica: Do You Like Me?

Jack: Not Really.

Angelica: Do You Want Me?

Jack: No.

Angelica: Would You Cry If I Left?

Jack: No.

Angelica: Would You Live For Me?

Jack: No.

Angelica: Would You Do Anything For Me?

Jack: No.

Angelica: Choose- Me Or Your Life.

Jack: My Life.

Angelica Runs Away In Shock And ran And Jack Runs After Her And Says:

The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind!

The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You!

The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You!

The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left!

The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You!

The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You!

The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!

If U Support Sparragelica Copy and Paste This On UR Channel or Profile Plz =)

I Suport 100% Sparragelica! :3

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think Harry Potter should be a subject at school!! (I know I wont fail it) I almost cryed when i read this!!!

I swear I got really frustrated while doing this!

1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) don't get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) don't be angry just go to 12

7) I just wanted to say hi

8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7

11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

If you think this is awesome copy and paste this into your profile :D

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

XxXxX

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting High meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your WORST Enemies were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

XxXxX

Friend vs. Best Friend -

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Don't like to disagree with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Aren't afraid to tell you off because you want total honesty from them.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would let you under their unbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Would steal your umbrella and shout 'RUN BOY/GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: lunch buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you believe in doing what you like, no matter what others think, copy this onto your profile

If you don't like giving up, copy this onto your profile

If you visit people's profiles because you're bored, copy this into your profile

Copy this into your profile if you feel drunk driving or txtng and driving is dumb

If you wonder who makes the "copy and paste" thingies, copy this into your profile

If you've hit yourself and or banged your head for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you've forgotten what you were going to say, right before you were about to say it, copy this into your profile

If you think the world should always recycle copy this on your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.

If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever writen your own "copy and paste'' thingy ,then copy and paste this in to your profile.

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.
The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.

The girl you called ugly now spends hours every day putting on makeup

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart! _

XxXxX

If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile. (All the time Savvy?) :P

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

This makes me sooooooo mad!!!! and soooooooo sad!!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!. And i'm not even on my period!!!

Cutler Beckett: You're Mad.
Jack Sparrow: Good thing to, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
(POTC Dead Man's Chest)

Will Turner: You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: No, you want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorilly finding and or locating in the discovering of the detecting of a way to save you're dolly belle 'Ol what's her face. Savvy?
Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much...
Jack Sparrow: Yeah it'll save Elizabeth.
(POTC Dead Man's Chest)

Me? I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly! It's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid. Captain Jack Sparrow

Watson: Get that out of my face.
Holmes: Its not in your face, its in my hand.
Watson: Then get what's in your hand out of my face!
Sherlock Holmes (2009)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I found it?

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Drunkenly addressing pirates* "Come on then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line and I'll take you all one by one!! James Norrington

Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique!!
James Norrington: 'Unique' here having the meaning of 'Broken'.
Jack Sparrow: True enough!

James Norrington: A pistol with no additional shots nor powder, a comapss that doesn't point north...*pulls out sword* And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But, you HAVE heard of me!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it on your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, Inuforlyf, Kimster44, wolfsaver-ladey, jasmine0317, CherriEclispe, Friendly Kitty, pokelover0ash, pokeluv101,daownlyone, TheShippingMaster, sallyj.5555 ,Ohmygoth1807

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile.

If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

What a boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
follow her

When she stares at your mouth
kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
tell her you love her

When she's quiet
ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you
give her your attention

When she pulls away
pull her back

When you see her at her worst
tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
just hold her and don't say a word

When she's scared
protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
tilt her head up and kiss her

When she grabs at your hands
hold hers and play with her fingers

When you see her walking
sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she steals your favorite hat
let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
tease her back and make her laugh

When she looks at you with doubt
back yourself up

When she’s not saying anything
don’t hang up the phone, just stay with her

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she says she's okay
don't believe it, talk with her –– because ten years later she'll remember you

When it’s her birthday
call her at midnight to tell her you love her

When she’s bored
hang out with her

When you tease her
let her tease you back

When she’s sick
stay up all night with her

When she wants to watch her favorite movie or show
watch it even if you think it’s stupid

When she has nothing left
give her the world

When she feels worthless
let her know she’s important –– and tell her how much

When she runs up to you crying
say, “Whose butt am I kicking?”

When she says no one cares about her
treat her like she’s all that matters to you

When she just wants a laugh
let her wear your clothes

When she’s been abandoned
never leave her side

When she’s lost
lend her your phone

When she’s feeling under the weather
kiss her in the pouring rain

When she’s thrown under the bus
stop the bus and then beat up the person who threw her

When everything is coming down around her
hold it up so she can run

When she reposts this bulletin
know that she wants you to read it

"Do I ever cross your mind?" she asks.

"No," he replies.

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose –– me, or your life."

"My life."

She runs away in shock and pain. But then he runs after her and says,

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

"The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

"The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

"The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

"The reason I wouldn't do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

This is so true...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you" she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you" nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

You stay up for 16 hours.
We stay up for days on end.

You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
We go a week without running water.

You complain of a 'headache' and call in sick.
We get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

You talk about your buddies that aren't with you.
We know we may never see any of ours again.

You complain about how hot it is.
We wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

You get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong.
We dont get to eat today.

You're mad that class got held over 5 minutes.
We're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

You roll your eyes when your baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

Copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.

"I won't run, I will stand and look ahead to what I must do, I must face the fear, I won't let it control me anymore. I will use my heart that holds my courage and my bravery to move me forward to what I must do."
-Gray Fullbuster

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart;

I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart."

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he was a fireman and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

My name is Tiffany

I am three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass this on.

Funny Quotes

1. I throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayo no comprendo (Sound familiar)

2. M.A.T.H- Mental Abuse To Humans

3. Good friends don't let you do stupid things... Alone

4. For all who Gossip about me: Thanks For Making Me the Center of Your World

5. School Life/ Copy and paste if this is true
-Most Irritating Moment
Morning Alarm
-Most Difficult Task
Getting Ready for School
- Most Dreadful Journey
Way to class
-Most Lovely Time
Going to the bus to leave school
-Most Tragic Moments
Midterms and Finals or surprise quizzes
-Most Wonderful News
Teacher is Absent!!!!

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile (lets see... doorframes, doorhandles, stairs and trees)

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then start walking away then remember, copy this into your profile.

Life, it's like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, it's like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

"I'm bringin' sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of ltetres in the wrod... if you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile!

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have ran into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

You just tried to sing them.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

You just looked at it.

Your hair is blond/dirty blond.

People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You’ve fallen asleep in class

If someone says “fart” you laugh.

You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you

You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

You have fallen out of your chair before

When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination. He he...

bunny and mesage provided by: fulofhyperness

Copy and paste this if you love Treasure Planet*

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER

I am NOT a HOMOPHOBE so I MUST be GAY.

--POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!--

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I have...

I have DYSLEXIA so I must be DUMB.

I have AUTISM so I must be OVER SENSITIVE.

I have ASPERGER'S so I must be MEAN.

I have ADHD so I must be an ATTENTION SEEKER.

I struggle with ANXIETY so I must be WEAK.

I'm in a WHEELCHAIR so you must STARE at me.

I'm DEAF so you may call me NAMES.

I have ADHD so I must be a BOY.

I'm blind so I can't be good at ART.

I have ASPERGER'S so I must be a BULLY.

I have SPECIAL NEEDS so you must HATE me.

REMEMBER I could be ANYONE.

Copy and paste this onto your profile of you think that children with special needs are the same as everyone else. Also I have special needs. You should just let kids be kids!! Put your name here if you agree: Randomgirl40. Ohmygoth1807.

Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy, the amazing...bouncing...ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

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the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?"

After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

VAMPIRE
[x] You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.

[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.

[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.
Total: 4

WEREWOLF
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[ ] You're very loyal.
[ ] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[ ] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 2

ZOMBIE
[ ] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[X] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[X] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[X] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly. (I mean… Depending…)
[ ] You like odd foods.
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[X] You don't get much sleep.
Total: 5

GHOST/PHANTOM
[ ] You're invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.
[X] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle. (as long as I'm not mad, sure!)
[ ] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[ ] You tend to simply disappear/appear when no one is looking.
[X] You enjoy scaring people.
[ ] You like the indoors.
[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 2

GHOUL
[ ] You will eat just about anything. (just about…)
[X] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[X] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[X] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[X] You get hungry easily.
[X] You like torture.
[X] You live to hurt people.
[X] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 7

WITCH
[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[X] You like magical objects.
[X] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[X] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[X] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
Total: 4

SHAPESHIFTER
[ ] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[X] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[X] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[X] You often say one thing and mean another.
[X] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 4

DEMON
[X] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[X] You like pentagrams.
[X] You love to mess with peoples heads.
[X] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[X] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[X] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person. (Depends On What Mood Im In)
Total: 5

ANGEL
[ ] You're a very good person.
[ ] You take care with everything you do.
[ ] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[X] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[ ] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God.
Total: 1

FAIRIE/ELF
[ ] You enchant people.
[ ] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[ ] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[X] You like long hair.
Total: 1

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If, like me, your addicted to disney, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot, if you're one of the two percent who hasn't, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever looked at somethin' that wasn't there because someone said "look it's ", then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy and paste this ingot your profile

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something that could happen and start laughing, and people around you turn and stare at you because your laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song that you have stuck in your head, if your crazy like me, copy and past this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and put this into your profile

If you absolutely and with out a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers, copy and past!

If you think there should be a 'REPORT FLAME' button to report flamers, copy and paste!

If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile

If you ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste into your profile (my uncle)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile (who would like mosquitoes?)

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, copy this into your profile

RIP Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile as a memorial

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this into your profile

If you have copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have met your near twin (in resemblance, personality, or both), copy and paste this into your profile.

BOY: I love her more than the air i breath
GIRL: well im always here for you.
BOY: I know.
GIRL:What's wrong?
BOY: I like her so much.
GIRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.
GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.
GIRL:Then tell her.
BOY: She wont like me.
GIRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GIRL: Well just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GIRL: What do you mean?
BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
BOY: Wait. Who do you like?
GIRL: Oh some boy.
BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.
GIRL: She does.
BOY: How do you know?
GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You.
GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did.

You say human

I say Muggle

You say bike

I say broom

You say Coke

I say butterbeer

You say principle

I say headmaster

You say uniform

I say robes

You say basketball

I say Quidditch

You say royal

I say pureblood

All Harry Potter freaks put this on your page.

My favorite conversation:

Me: Do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure!

Me: Okay. What do you get when you throw a rock in a pond?

Friend: Hmm... I don't know.

Me: *grins* A wet rock!

Friend: That doesn't have a punchline...

Me: Sure it does! [punches 'friend'] *grins* See! There is a 'punchline'!

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends:

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...

I'm gonna miss your retarded self...

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading 1., will try it.

3. And discover that 1. is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Two great things about being a writer: The voices in your head are normal, and daydreaming is mandatory.

We're not following you. You're just walking in front of us.

I didn't fall! The floor needed a hug...

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

STRESS: a condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

WARNING: trespassers will be shot. WARNING: survivors will be shot again.

That which does not kill you, will probably try again.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If everything is going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When nothing goes right...
go left.

I'm not RANDOM. You just can't think as FAST as me!

I have the cape. I make the WHOOSH noises!!

Whose joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Smile: it confuses the enemy.

Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

I intend to live forever- so far so good

Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny.

The police never think it's an funny as you do.

Today I will be happier than a bird with a French fry.

I'm up to no good . . . want to join me?

I was so far behind, I thought I was in first.

I'm bored. If you value your sanity, you'll run away now.

Chaos . . . Panic . . . Yep! My work here is done!

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because the voices just told me a joke

Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. (oh yeah, I gots skills . . .)

You're a great friend but if the Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you

Don't label me! I'm not soup can!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! But it's ok. I have a helmet.

This is not something to be tossed lightly, it should be thrown with great force.

I'm nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefor, I am perfect!

Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

(｡ ‿‿｡) Let Pikachu rule the world!! Copy and paste this wherever you can to help him achive world domination! Remember, he will give you cookies!

98% of girls would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames. If you're part of the 2% that would be roasting marshmallows on a stick, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your playlist is 15 songs or longer, copy/paste this into your profile.

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson:-).

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! ) copy this into your profile.

If the first thing that enters your mind when i say fudge is fudge then copy and paste this in your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you keep your edit profile page up in case you find a copy and paste thing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words)

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY

1.) Playing with your food and calling it ‘art’

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession’s favorite color.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None.

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it.

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it’s obviously not.

12.) Silence.

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you).

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!!

17.) Dancing in the rain.

18.) Befriending a werewolf.

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can’t even keep his hair flat.

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can’t even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you’re doing.

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything.

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren’t written by you.

28.) Falling in Love.

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people’s hair every time you get bored.

38.) Losing your wand when it’s behind your ear the whole time.

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).

42.) -!!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!!)!!-

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking

48.) Therapy

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection

52.) Switching names

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS

54.) Forgiveness

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything

59.) Miming

60.) Growing Up

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Jensen Ackles is the sexiest man alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Jensen Ackles is the best actor alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' performance of 'Eye Of the Tiger' even if they don't know the show. Copy and paste this one to your profile.

You can't listen to 'Eye of the Tiger' anymore without cracking up. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

You can't listen to songs like- 'Heat of the Moment', Wanted Dead or Alive', 'Eye of the Tiger' or 'The Weight' without smiling or thinking about Jensen/Dean. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

When you hear songs like 'Back in Black', 'Highway to Hell', and 'Carry on Wayward Son'... Supernatural immediately comes to mind. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Dean Winchester is your favorite all-time TV character. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Castiel is your favorite Angel of the Lord. If this is true, copy this onto your profile. OMC, very true.

Whenever Dean has an emotional scene, Jensen's amazing acting always breaks your heart. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.\

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lucizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ellan King

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Norlulas

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Sliver Hot Chocolate

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ureasdm

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black and your pet's name): Black Princess

Y DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

AQUARIUS - The Slut

(1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict

(2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One

(7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing; however, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.

(6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One

(3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits

(11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One

(4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life

9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One

(12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One

(10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One

(8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar

(5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

What I have learned from Fairy Tail

Natsu Dragneel taught me that family always comes first, and to fight for what I believe in.

Lucy Heartfilia taught me that I can be whoever I want to be, regardless of where I come from.

Gray Fullbuster taught me to live for the ones I've lost.

Erza Scarlet taught me that I can overcome any obstacle as long as my friends are by my side.

Wendy Marvell taught me to always be kind, even to my worst enemy.

Elfman Strauss taught me that crying doesn't make a man any less of a man, but that giving up does.

Gajeel Redfox taught me that it's never too late to change my ways.

Laxus Dreyar taught me that everybody deserves a second chance.

Mirajane Strauss taught me to make my own choices, and to believe in what I want to believe in.

Jellal Fernandez taught me that my past doesn't make me who I am, my actions do.

Levy McGarden taught me that my brain is more important than my size.

Gildarts Clive taught me that being afraid is nothing to be ashamed of.

I FRIGGIN LOVE FAIRY TAIL

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat.

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Makes no sence you say? Well, read the third word on every line.

Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings stink. :P
Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die. *sob, nods*
Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best. *cough, cough*
Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises. GRRM.
Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.
Fanfiction: Because you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.