Bonjour, random person! I'm Alanna the Lioness...well, at least, that's my alias. Alanna is a character from Tamora Pierce's Song of the Lioness quartet whose personality I can relate to. I am one of the most...um...dead authors on , considering I hardly EVER post stuff. I have been known to get really pissy at people who flame my fics, and at people who use Mary Sues in their stories. Ah, those Mary Sues...gotta hate 'em.

Bah, anyway, here's a little info thing for you:

Real Name: Elena
Age: 16 on January 6th
Favorite Website: Erm...don't really have one...o.o;
Least Favorite Website: Probably this one

Opinion on Draco Malfoy: Bah. In the fandom world, everyone loves him because he's evil and rich and everything, and because Tom Felton (movie Draco, FYI for the really slow) isn't exactly bad-looking. But in my opinion, he's the type of guy I'd like to set on fire, no questions asked. In other words, I don't like Draco Malfoy. Which means I hate Draco/Hermione and Draco/Ginny fan fics.

Opinion on Tom Felton: Okay, so he's not ugly, or plain, even. But really, why do 21+-year-olds have pics of him that they worship every night?

Opinion on Emma Watson: Everyone who assumes she's queen of the world is a psycho. I'm not very fond of her acting skills, or the way people think she and Hermione are one. Enough said.

Opinion on Ron/Hermione fan fics: Mwahahaha. Gimme! Especially if it's really good. I'm a big R/Hr shipper.

Opinion on Avril Lavigne: She's no different than the other pop stars, in my opinion. I think I'll just go on hating pop music.

Opinion on society: It must die. Evilness. Especially the high school clique thing. People hate me because they can't sort me into one of those freakish label things...

Opinion on fire: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fiiiiire. I am such a pyro. But don't worry...as long as you don't flame my fics, you have nothing to fear.

Opinion on Lord of the Rings movie: Best movie ever. Again, enough said.

Opinion on whether or not you should stop reading this and go read/review one of my fics: What it said. Go read them. Now.

Have a beautimous day!