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Joined 12-03-13, id: 5365232, Profile Updated: 07-14-15
Author has written 16 stories for Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Dharma & Greg, and Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Hi there!

For my stories, scroll down to the end of the page.

For a bit of information about me, keep reading.

If you want to help me decide what should be my next story, answer the poll! (It's right up there, just look for it... Yep, that's it.)


A little bit about myself:

I mostly write about Sherlock and try to keep it as creative as possible :)

Favourite TV shows: Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Bones, Lie To Me, Friends, Dharma & Greg and Broadchurch.

Favourite characters: Mycroft Holmes (Sherlock), Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds), 10th Doctor/The Master/Martha Jones (Doctor Who), Greg Montgomery (Dharma & Greg), Jack Hodgins (Bones), Cal Lightman (Lie To Me), Chandler Bing (Friends), Alec Hardy (Broadchurch).

Favourite bands: Imagine Dragons, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Muse, Sleeping At Last and Chameleon Circuit.

Favourite singers: Christina Perri, Regina Spektor and Lily Kershaw.

Favourite composers: Murray Gold and David Arnold.

My Role Model: J K Rowling.


Pretty much everything I write is inspired by a song or two, here's the list in case anyone would like to listen to them:

- Trapped In The Darkness (both parts) were inspired by the song 'My Immortal' by Evanescence.

- Break This Curse was inspired by the song 'Curse' by Imagine Dragons.

- Hell And Silence was inspired by the songs 'Emma' and 'America' by Imagine Dragons and 'Human' by Christina Perri.

- Broken and Human After All were inspired by the song '30 Lives' by Imagine Dragons.

- Fidelity was inspired by the song 'Fidelity' by Regina Spektor and 'Stolen Dance' by Milky Chance.

- A Criminal Mind was inspired by the song 'Hero' by Regina Spektor.

- A Parallel World was inspired by the song 'Make You Feel Better' by Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

- Sympathy For The Devil was inspired by the song 'Sympathy For The Devil' (shocking, isn't it?) by The Rolling Stones.

- Love Don't Roam was inspired by 'Love Don't Roam' by Murray Gold, which created the soundtrack for Doctor Who and therefore he is a god.

- Do You Want To Build A Profile was inspired by the Frozen Song 'Do You Want To Build A Snowman' (I felt a need to mention it even though it's absolutely obvious).

- Paint Me Any Face was inspired by the song 'You Don't Know Me' by Ben Folds and Regina Spektor.


Your reviews mean the world to me, because they make me be better, so feel free to R&R my stories!


Some of my favourite quotes:

"Let no man pull you low enough to hate him." Martin Luther King Jr.

"Anything's possible if you're got enough nerves." J K Rowling.

"The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows." Aristotle.

"Life is like an analogy." Aaron Allston.

"There are two secrets to success: 1. Never tell everything you know." Steven Shelton.

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Reliance and Resilience by storylover18 reviews
Someone is targeting the members of the BAU, Jack Hotchner, and Henry LaMontagne by making them sick. Will the team be able to figure out who's doing this to their friends and family before there's tragic consequences? Written late season 5/early season 6. Sick!fic plus Case!fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,323 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ, Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
The Case of Three Brothers by Sandylee007 reviews
2015 PROFILER'S CHOICE AWARDS RUNNER UP FOR 'BEST CROSSOVER'. Diana Reid didn't have only one son but three. Two of them were taken to distant England while one of them never even knew that the others existed. What happens when they meet as adults? One thing is for certain. Things will never be the same again. SEQUEL NOW PUBLISHED
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,477 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 2/14/2015 - S. Reid, Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Case of Three Brothers – The Case of Two by Sandylee007 reviews
A SEQUEL TO THE CASE OF THREE BROTHERS. A new tragedy and a turmoil that soon follows brings the three brothers together once more in a way that they never expected. Will all of them and those they care about make it through alive? How many hearts will burn now that Moriarty is back with a perhaps even darker threat in tow?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,057 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - S. Reid, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
American Insider: Panic Station by Writer by Moonlight reviews
Two years have passed since Nicole Stryker moved from the Big Apple to London and survived a deadly encounter with Moriarty. Right as the dust had seemed to settle, new stirrings begin to arise. But none of it can amount to the horrors that await them all under their very noses. (Sequel to American Insider)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015
Kinglock: An Old Friend by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Eggsy's enjoying a nice lunch with his partner when the well-dressed bloke appears. Apparently he and Harry have... HISTORY together. See warnings inside.
Crossover - Sherlock & Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Xeno by reddwarfaddict reviews
Pre-Partners In Crime Donna is still looking for the Doctor when a UFO crash lands outside of Downing Street, which might just be related to him. Trouble is, the human race is about to be the victim of genocide, and the Doctor can't speak English. [Major Whump: Ten, Donna]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,751 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., Martha J. - Complete
Ways to Annoy Foyet by SparkleK reviews
How do you annoy Foyet?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2014 - G. Foyet - Complete
American Insider by Writer by Moonlight reviews
After receiving a promotion, Nicole Stryker moves from the Manhattan Police in New York to the New Scotland Yard in London. Armed with swagger and an intimidating New York accent, Nicole works with the famous (or infamous?) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson on their greatest case yet: Moriarty's return. Takes place after Season 3. Rated T for mild swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,621 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC - Complete
Shaving by Emmitha reviews
Based off of "When he's stressed, he likes to insult species…Cuts himself shaving, does half an hour in life forms he's cleverer than…". One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Sign of the Four by Sandylee007 reviews
Dr. Spencer Reid and Sherlock Holmes met when they were younger. Dr. John Watson's disappearance brings Reid face to face with the supposedly dead detective. His team is wrapped into the hazardous spider web they can't quite understand. Will they find John? And will any of those involved make it out alive?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,789 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - S. Reid, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
ESC: Trapped by Honestcannibal reviews
Part 1/3 of the series ESC. Sally Donovan hates small spaces and has a fear of the dark, and it is so unbelievably likely for her to end up getting trapped with Sherlock Holmes in these exact conditions. No no on the pairing, little bit fluffy in a friendship kind of way, no sex, just hurt/comfort.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Anaphylaxis by theangelsarecoming reviews
Sherlock has an allergic reaction, which sends John into a frenzy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Clash of the Titans HouseMentalist listing by Anne Hedonia reviews
Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system wouldn't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - G. House, Patrick J. - Complete
Stuck on Christmas Eve by AnimationNut reviews
Morgan and Reid get stranded on the side of an empty road on Christmas Eve. Only hilarity can be the outcome. For the Christmas Gift Exchange on CCOAC. Merry Christmas, 68luvcarter!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Department of Removed Characters by SlasherrGirl reviews
After learning she won't be on the show next season, Ashley Seaver finds out where characters go after leaving the show.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. Seaver - Complete
Tribulations by AhmoseInarus reviews
SLASH Reid/OC UnSub non-con A case falls into the hands of the BAU, but it turns out that the UnSub was targeting them all along. He has chosen SSA Spencer Reid to pay the price, and now it's a race against time to save more than just his life...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,782 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, UNSUB] - Complete
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A Criminal Mind reviews
Takes place after 'Lauren', before HLV. The BAU team is still devastated, and just then they get a new case, one that's different from everything else they've experienced - it's in London. As the team gets to know the world's only consulting detective, they're dragged into his world. As they'll face the worst criminal mind they've ever met, they'll realize there's no way back.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,102 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 7/11/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, Sherlock H., John W.
Phantom Pains reviews
With their consulting detective preoccupied, the Scotland Yard could use a hand in closing cases. New to her Interpol job, Emily Prentiss asks her friend David Rossi to fly over and help them on her behalf. When Rossi arrives right after the aftermath of The Final Problem, he meets Mycroft Holmes and learns that you're never too old to rediscover yourself.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 8/10/2018
Sheltered From the Storm reviews
On a stormy night, Aaron find out his son can't fall asleep. But instead of reading him a bedtime story, he tells him a better story - the story of him and Haley. Taken place somewhere in season 10, after Hotch's breakup from Beth. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Tailored Knight reviews
Harry used to think it was impossible to survive a gunshot to the head. Soon enough he discovered that nothing was impossible - nothing, but the mission he was given by England's most powerful man: to keep the most unpredictable man in the world safe, when danger seemed to follow him wherever he went. Takes place after HLV and after the V-Day events. T for violence.
Crossover - Sherlock & Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Harry Hart/Galahad
Paint Me Any Face reviews
After putting a happy end to a case in San Francisco, the team has dinner together in a fancy restaurant to celebrate, when a tall blonde woman suddenly throws a tennis ball at Hotch. Who is she, and why is she calling him Greg? - Will have a sequel (probably)
Crossover - Dharma & Greg & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Do You Want To Build A Profile? reviews
My Criminal Minds version of the Frozen song 'Do You Want To Build A Snowman'. About Hotch's personal life. Hope you like it!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Love Don't Roam reviews
The Doctor had promised Rose it wouldn't take him more than 5 minutes, that he'll be right back. After two boring hours of being alone in the TARDIS, Rose decided to go looking for him, and found him in a very surprising situation. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sympathy For The Devil reviews
Aaron Hotchner expected to get to his office, do some paperwork, brief the team about their latest case - like any other day. But when a very surprising, and uninvited, visitor comes to the conference room, he's struck with memories he's been trying very hard to bury and realizes that maybe this job has changed him more than he ever realized.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi, OC - Complete
A Parallel World reviews
The Doctor and Rose crash on Earth - a different Earth. When they meet a teenage girl that seems to know more about them than they know about themselves, they begin to wonder whether it wasn't a coincidence they've crashed on this strange parallel world.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., OC - Complete
Fidelity reviews
Sherlock and John meet a mysterious woman with a surprising past. When everything happens just like they all expected, everything changes. Hope you like it!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
Human After All reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock were never close. But when doubts sink into Sherlock's thought and betrayal seems more logical than ever, will their relationship be forever broken?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Broken reviews
After suffering every consequence being hit by a car has, the last thing Mycroft needs, or wants, was to get locked in his hospital room with his brother. So, obviously, that's what happens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Hell And Silence reviews
Mycroft Holmes isn't lonely. Or at least he wouldn't admit it to his annoying little brother, that continuously teases him with his happy relationship with John. But when Mycroft meets someone different, or perhaps perfectly ordinary, he must rethink his entire life.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., OC] - Complete
Break This Curse reviews
Lestrade is on a holiday, and he has a new replacement - a woman Sherlock had never seen before. But she's different - on their very first investigation togehter, she solved the crime before he managed to make any deductions. Sherlock hates ordinary people, but he hates clever ones with secrets even more. What is she hiding?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan, OC - Complete
Trapped In The Darkness - part 2 reviews
The second part of the story "Trapped In The Darkness". Post Reichenbach events. Sherlock Holmes was happy at last. But he had to give up on his happiness, in order to keep the love of his life alive. But he never knew what his leaving did to her. Is it too late for him to get her back?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC - Complete
Trapped In The Darkness - part 1 reviews
During the investigation of another case, Sherlock and John meet a mysterious girl that wants to help. Soon, Sherlock experiences feelings he had never felt before - love, jealousy, passion. How will it effect him? Is the great Sherlock Holmes just another human man after all?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 23,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC - Complete