Donunttakemeserioushide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for iCarly, Austin & Ally, Caillou, Bleach, Pokémon, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Recess, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Dora the Explorer, Wrestling, Dragon Ball Z, and The Room, 2003. ("3") Ongoing: Caillou: The Devil's Pawn Caillou Shorties! Bleach-Beginning Of The End (On hiatus, reading the manga seeing where this war is going) Austin & Ally (Only when I feel like it) Gary Oak (Whenever inspiration comes) Empire Favorite Quotes: If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live. - Tommy Wiseau I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo ...! - Trainer Red Hi! I Like To Wear Shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!- Youngster Ben YOU ARE LYING I NEVER HIT!! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!! - Tommy Wiseau Oh hai Mark - Tommy Wiseau Favorite Made-Up Quotes: I don't wanna go to this play- Abraham Lincoln |
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Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 107 - Words: 60,638 - Reviews: 6387 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
Shrek no Boken: Episode 1 Caillou get Shrekt by Coldsteel Da Hedgeheg reviews
My new Shrek series. Inspired by Donuttakemeseriously's series: Caillou the Devil's Pawn. In this first episode I feature Caillou.
Crossover - Shrek & Caillou - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2015
The Tite Kubo Experience by Panda-Angel-Wings reviews
Wanted to delve into the mind of our-if I do say so myself- favorite troll lord? Wanted to know why IchiRuki and IchiHime haven't happen? Wanted to know what REALLY happened in Aizen's chambers when Orihime was invited to Hueco Mundo? Well, you're in luck. Because I, Tite Kubo, will answer all that your foolish mortal minds cannot comprehend. [Crack. Read with that risk]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen, Byakuya K.
The Room: A Novelization by GazingAbyss reviews
The classic movie, now in novel form!
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
Closure by Harulist reviews
Kyon travels several years into the future and finds out a terrible truth: His death.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [Haruhi S., Kyon] - Complete
How Love Becomes Them (A Very Interesting Story) by windpen reviews
The Enchanting Prelude to "The Room."
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Caillou faces existence by HyenaAA reviews
Caillou is having an ordinary day helping his Mommy make breakfast when the home is beset upon by living bullet's intent on having children.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
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Teddy Long Adventures! reviews
Somehow, someway Teddy Long has developed the power to manipulate reality itself and you know what? HE DOES THINGS RIGHT PLAYA! Crackfic WWE X ANYTHING/EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/13/2016
Caillou: The Devil's Pawn reviews
Caillou as an anime inspired action series? Hell yeah I did it! After the events of "Caillou's Safety Rules" Caillou finds himself in Hell. Now accepting OCs if you're interested please leave details of them in either the review or PM me.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 34,725 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 12/5/2013
Caillou Shorties! reviews
A collection of random Caillou short stories...mostly involving Caillou getting hurt in some way. Not related to my other stories Caillou's Safety Rules and Caillou: The Devil's Pawn. Please enjoy! I do not own Caillou nor do I want to.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014
Cell Kills The Dragon Ball Universe! reviews
Enough Said!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Cell, Cell Jr.
Caillou: Thug Story 2 reviews
The sequel to Caillou: Thug Story that crazy gangsta Kaiyou finds himself being sued by Caillou's parents. This should be fun. Rated T for strong language and violence.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Empire reviews
This story chronicles rise of a crime syndicate at 3rd Street Elementary School. Rated T for language.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - TJ D., Randall W., King Bob, OC
Attack On Nonsense! reviews
A series of short stories with no real plot that features reworks of comedy sketches, pairing, crack pairings, a lot of OOC, guest appearances,and other random things. Enjoy! WARNING: Many chapters will have pointlessly long titles.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015
Invasion: The Lisa World Heavyweight Championship
The characters from the mega-hit movie The Room invade WWE.
Crossover - Wrestling & The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Published: 2/17/2015
Dora The Explorer: Among Thieves reviews
A re-imagining of Dora's adventures.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014
Freddie Got reviews
Something goes horribly wrong.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Freddie B., Carly S.] Gibby, Sam P. - Complete
Dora Gets Decapitated reviews
The title says it all. Please look at my pen name is you're offended.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Caillou: Thug Story reviews
I was really bored. WARNING: A LOT of cursing and some violence.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Complete
Recon Go!: Titan Online reviews
After being rejected by Leafa one too many times Recon decides to beta test the next big VMMORGP. Let see how that works out
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Leafa/Suguha K., Recon/Shinichi N., Armin A.
Attack On T-Mart! reviews
AU. Titans have been tamed(sorta) and that means big business and now humanity has opened up a store for Titans!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A.
The Legend Of Gary Oak reviews
A collection of legendary legends about the legend himself, as told by the legend.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Gary O./Shigeru
The Beginning Of The End reviews
The war between the Shinigamis and the Quinceys rages on, during this time Aizen has made his way to the Soul Palace but has made a shocking discovery. Conan Jump biweekly raves "It's a contemporary masterpiece"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen, Tousen K.
Ally Takes Over
"Perhaps the greatest piece of literature since Othello" Shankspeare magazine
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Forgiveness: It's Not Easy reviews
Sequel to An Afternoon in the Clouds. "An all time classic"- Rollin Rock Paper magazine
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Caillou's Safety Rules reviews
Caillou learns the rules of street crossing the hard way. Rated T for some strong language. I do not own Caillou nor do I want to.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
An Afternoon in the Clouds reviews
Absolutely breathtaking -Blah Blah magazine
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
iSay Goodbye reviews
Play Gymnopedie No. 2 to enhance this experience.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Freddie B., Carly S., Gibby, Sam P. - Complete
