Hello there... welcome to my profile!

Please read and review my stories! I want to know how I am doing!

Like I always say... BE CANDOR! How am I supposed to improve when all you guys give me are... are... *shudders* (whispery, shaking voice) compliments.

I will try to update my bio to include new quotes that have inspired me... and the occasional rant. Here is a rant that you may enjoy:

These people that come up with aptitude tests and that take the tests, while they are just obsessing, clearly don't understand the point of "Divergent".
The main point is that everyone is different and everyone is layered with personality traits. You should be Divergent, and you should want to click more than one answer, or no answer on a question on an aptitude test!
If you don't, you may not be human, or you are purposefully picking the faction that you want.
Look inside yourself at everything you do on a daily basis. You should represent all five factions. Granted, some people might show some traits more than others, just due to a difference in personality.
Human nature is made of kindness, honesty, intelligence, bravery, and selflessness, and their polar opposites. Don't try to define yourself as one word. If you do, let that word be "Divergent".

I LOVE reviewing stories... like... hardcore reviewing...all the different aspects...and I also love giving advice about stories... just who I am... so if you have a story that you want me to read... PLEASE PM ME or post a review on one of my stories asking...

Do you think I am crazy?

Fact: Everyone is crazy in their own way, but I am probably in one of the crazier groups. :) :D XD

A quote a day inspires creativity and keeps idiocy away... enjoy :)

These are all food for thought if you look deep enough. I suppose if you are looking at this, your brain must be STARVING. Or it is exhausted from all that homework you are avoiding. Did I just make you feel guilty? Oops... :)

1/27

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

George Carlin has some awesome quotes, you just need to be insightful and look within them.

1/28

"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." - George Carlin

1/29

"The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure." - D.H. Lawrence

1/30

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." -Albert Einstein

1/31

"Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened."- Dr. Seuss

2/1

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" - Albert Einstein

2/2

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away." -Unknown (If anyone could find out it would be appreciated)

2/3

"We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein

2/4

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin

2/5

"'You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she [Hazel Grace] likes hers.'[-Augustus Waters] I do Augustus. I do." -Last page of TFIOS, this is what made me cry... along with the chapter it was in. I hope you don't mind...

Ya... TIME SKIP

4/20

And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Great clouds roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from above

But if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?
And if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
You've been here before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

Oh where do we begin?
The rubble or our sins?
Oh oh where do we begin?
The rubble or our sins?

Look at the metaphorical aspect of the song. The city represents your life. It is full of many disasters. This song is written about a terrible life disaster, probably caused by a wrongdoing. OOOOOOOOOOOr... this could be literal and I could be a pessimist.

4/21

Pardon the obscene language: "To be a smartass, you have to be smart. Otherwise, you are just an ass." -Tumblr

4/22

"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will."-Heather Sunseri

THIS BEGINS THE COPIED STUFF FROM OTHER PROFILES...

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. (I try not to, but oh, somedays it happens)

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was on

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Didn't realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped

50 ways to annoy your parents!-I honestly don't think you should do this unless you have really lenient parents!

I just think these are hilarious

1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Give yourself a swirly.
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!!"
7. Run into walls.
8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
9. Have nervous spasms at random times.
10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
11. Pretend to worship the Devil.
12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning sunshine!"
13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
14. Run in circles.
15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.
16. Pretend to beat yourself up.
17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
18. Slither everywhere.
19. Put Peeps in the microwave and watch them blow up. If you put the whole container in make sure that you remove the plastic first.
20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement.
21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
22. Super glue your finger up your nose
23. Talk to a pen.
24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
25. Tell your younger sibling that he/she was born at the zoo in the monkey cage and that the reason that he/she was red in his/her baby picture is because he/she had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream the doctors used to shave all the monkey fur off of him/her

26. Try and climb the wall
27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
28. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say you're a lovely unicorn.
29. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
30. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
31. Do what they actually tell you.
32. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say "oh...I get it!"(love tis one!)
33. Eat your hair.
34. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
35. Eat anything obviously not edible.
36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.(attempt at own risk)
37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.(I've actually done that before!)
38. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
39. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
40. Try and snorkel in your fish tank.
41. Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
42. Chase an imaginary tail.(totally fun!)
43. Demand that you want your own area code.
44. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
45. Pretend to be 346 years old.
46. Hang upside down in your closet.
47. Pretend to be a phone.
48. Try to swim in the floor.
49. Tap on their door all night.
50. When ever they ask you a Question ask them why?!
Have fun and keep annoying your parents

Ways to Annoy People in General: (Again, hilarious)

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

Name your dog "Dog".

Mow your lawn with scissors.

Ask people what gender they are.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.")

Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!"

)Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

If you see kids building a sand castle at the beach, say, "That's not a real castle!"

Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." When you really have no idea what they did at all.

Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."

As people talk, smell their shoulders.

Ask the waitress at a restaurant for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality."

Call into school and tell them you have something better to do today, so you won't be attending.

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

When someone asks you for the time, check your wrist even if you don't have a watch and shout "Plundering Pickles!!! I am late for my meeting with my goldfish!!! I promised Mr. Macarobi that I wouldn't be late again!!!"

Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

If you have one, declare your apartment an independent nation, and threaten to sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Every time you see a particular person, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

Draw whiskers on yourself and crawl around, lick yourself, and meow pretending to be a cat.

Walk up and down the streets, grinning like an idiot at no one in particular.

Print as many copies as possible of anything you print.

Draw faces on your hand, naming it Miss Penelope, and talk to it.

Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.

Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're eating weird!" Leave the restaurant.

When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.

When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!"

Funny Quotes, sorry if anyone is offended by any language in them:

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

if you have ever walked into a wall before copy this

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have had to explain to people at school/home, and to your friends what fanfictions are, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever shouted at people on TV what you want them to do, copy and paste this to your profile

If you constantly slip into your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile

If you daydream about living in a book's world, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like sweets, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been hyper before, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever embarrassed yourself in front of your crush, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a crush, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

f you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (Not so much art... anymore...)

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (GEEZ PEOPLE... I am in middle school!)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth (I wear black pants, does that count)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (VIRGINIA!)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. (Yeah, I know someone else who does it too, she actually did it during class and EVERYONE just stared, but I just smiled.)

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar. (I think so at least...)

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. (So true though...)

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch. (Does anyone put this? Just a question, I am not one to judge...)

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention. (EVERYONE IS)

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math. (I hate this one, I am not Asian, but the other day, I had someone come up to me and say, "In an alternate universe, you would be Asian." And I was like... WTF? Really dude? I know it was supposed to be a compliment... but still, so rude and racist...)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Don't most normal people wear what they want to wear? Am I the only one slightly confused by this question?)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. (Pah, my soccer team could slam the guys ANY day!)

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. (Ha Ha, sometimes... JK! No seriously, I love my kitty!)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Not by a long shot...)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I can read the whole Divergent series in 7 hrs tops. I read TFIOS today in 4 hrs... I cried...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.

I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm IN BAND (Well, Orchestra), so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Everyone is unique, and not every person in the world is a loser because they are unique!)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY with lots of siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (Its just big groups tend to ignore me)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. (NOT ALWAYS, but I do laugh and smile easily)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS/LESBIANS, so I MUST be gay/lesbian too.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Actually, that is kind of true)

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

SO... I really don't have a life... what is sad, is that some of these labels are true

Well that's longer then all of my chapters so that would mean I'M BORED should I talk about myself or am I good well um I guess I should tell you I am Annabeth27 I wrote those book's (not exactly my friend made me but still) and my Email account got hacked (old one) so I made this one but its sallright for now *evil laugh and exit*