Question Of the Week: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out."?

Name: Yeah, right. I'm not that stupid.

Age: In your dreams. I'm under 20 though :)

Gender: Female (My name here is QUEEN Susan the Gentle One. I'd better not be a guy!)

Race/Appearance: I don't even really know. Czech, French, British (Welsh?), Spanish, Native American, Scottish, German, you name it, I've probably got an ancestor for it. I appear Caucasian though. Brown Hair, green eyes, tall, skinny...worst country accent in the world...tan...

Likes: Reading, crocheting, sewing, singing, dancing, designing, medicine (I want to be a doctor).

Dislikes: vomit (Babysitting. I am scarred for life.) and cherry-flavored anything (Yes, that is weird. Thank you for noticing.)

Personality: Quiet and shy until I decide if I like you or not, friendly, but sarcastic and blunt, mistress of subtle insults, fairly intelligent, tend to put others before myself (Dude, I can't even not hold open a door for people. Not sure if that's an entirely good thing.), protective of people I care about to a scary degree, been dubbed a 'charmer' (Don't even ask, I still don't get THAT nickname...I really need to get my friends mentally checked.)

Favorite Movies: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code

Favorite Books: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games, the Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Romeo and Juliet, Othello, the Taming of the Shrew, the Iliad, the Odyssey, Pride and Prejudice, Great Expectations, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, the Mortal Instruments

Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!

Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish I could go to Camp Halfblood!

Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.

This is how I would want my boyfriend to be:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

Random Quotes:

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

I would so fail as a therapist.

Example:

Girl: He broke my heart!!!

Me: If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

Okay, so I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in so long...I've been grounded. For, of all things, making a 78 on a freaking Spanish test. That teacher has it in for all students, I swear. I was one of like 5 to even pass the test...tell that to my parents and I still get grounded. Yay.

Thanks for all of the reviews, they mean so much.

By the way, guest? My apologies for "fucking ruining the entire trilogy for you". I personally would have believed that those who are reading fanfiction would know what happened in the books (and movie only, in Haldir's case) but I was apparently mistaken. I will be adjusting the summary accordingly.

I will be updating soon!

P.S. Watch the language when you review, people!

Guys, I am so sorry I haven't updated yet...I have finals, a Master Works concert, and I'm moving...all at the same time! I'm working on a new chapter when I have a spare moment, but it's really crazy right now, I'm once again so sorry.