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 Author has written 23 stories for Pokémon, Warriors, Touhou Project, Undertale, Homestuck, Flight Rising, and Splatoon. active works: • eight adapts to the surface and gets a girlfriend along the way (agent 24; f) Three wishes she would stop feeling like she's about to die whenever she's around Eight. Eight wishes inklings weren't so weird. Four wishes her friends would just make out already so she can continue on with her life. Only one of these come true. [updates sporadically] i am not a fucking e-boy |
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Agent 3 Back in Time by Voosh reviews
Agent 3 wakes up two years in the past. Somehow. Is he going to change things? It's a time travel story of course he is.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,578 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 11/29/2018 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Callie, Marie, Agent 3
The Trials by twinkle.exe reviews
Since the beginning of time, the Clans have sent off their apprentices on a journey to a sacred place: the Moon Tunnels. If they return, they're accepted by their Clan as a true warrior. For the past year, no cat has ever returned from the tunnels. In the midst of leaf-bare, five young cats are sent off to walk this perilous path... but what will they find waiting for them?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,369 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/3/2018
The Impossibility by twinkle.exe reviews
The Clans are left dying, the last of their young blood gone, save for two siblings —not to each other— left behind. One struggles to lead his Clan without his ancestors' blessing as the other fights whirlwinds of feelings over being left in the dust. The everlasting peace has fallen to shreds, and the only way out is to take the chance on an impossibility. SIDE STORY TO THE TRIALS
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,761 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/26/2018
Operation 24 by HelloElmoreHelpDesk reviews
When she first escaped the metro, Eight had been a bit intimidated by Agent 3. Three had, after all, tried to kill her. But over time, Eight found out that the grumpy inkling could actually be quite pleasant to be around, once you got to know her. Thus, when Three asked Eight out on a date, she said yes. In retrospect, she probably should've asked what a date was first.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,913 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/12/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] - Complete
Caught in a Lie by RisingPhoenix56 reviews
Callie is missing. It's up to Marie to launch a rescue mission while hiding her guilt for neglecting their friendship. After going through the Cap'n's things, Marie finds an ancient text that quickly becomes a secret weapon. Meanwhile Delta of Team Entrenched hopes to catch the eye of military recruiters at the National Turf Wars, but it looks like life has other ideas for her.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,547 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 8/3/2018 - Complete
K is for Kamabo by dbluewillow reviews
In the wake of Octavio's second capture, Callie stays behind to seize a leadership position in the Canyon. Back in Inkopolis, Captain Cuttlefish and Agent 3 discover something fishy beneath Mount Nantai. And Eight, a disgraced Octarian soldier, finds herself caught in a power struggle far above her pay grade. Whether she likes it or not, her worldview is about to get an expansion.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,584 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 7/5/2018 - Pearl, Marina, Agent 3, Agent 8
Hold Me Closer by Alphah reviews
Agent 3 takes Agent 8 for a date and Three is awkward. (woah hey some decently crude language is used to be warned. also i take a long time to write sorry if updates take a while)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2019 - Agent 3, Agent 8
Spla by pkmnfan reviews
Splat SplAT
Splatoon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/1/2019
Mixing Colors on Canvas by Gravalanche reviews
Eight has to adapt to inkling society, Three has to adapt to Eight. As those two grow closer Marina is forced to confront feelings that she had been trying to ignore for so long. Just romance fluff that I wrote for fun when I couldn't sleep. Enjoy if you want to. Agent 24 and Pearlina.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 2/17/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] [Pearl, Marina]
The Things We Have by Alphah reviews
When waking up from night terrors, its best to enjoy the things we all have.
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Agent 8 - Complete
World Domination How-To by Sunset's Crying reviews
Rin Kagamine is trash. Lower than a pig, lower than dirt, she is worthless. But I am a coward, though somehow "superior". I think I know which is worse.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Rin K., Gumi/Megpoid - Complete
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eight adapts to the surface and gets a girlfriend along the way reviews
Three wishes she would stop feeling like she's about to die whenever she's around Eight. Eight wishes inklings weren't so weird. Four wishes her friends would just make out already so she can continue on with her life. Only one of these come true. [f/f, updates sporadically]
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/2/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] Agent 4
forever and always reviews
(originally posted on ao3. edited from 2nd person to 1st) I never dream when I sleep. I used to. Or, maybe I did. The past feels hazy, to me. Inaccessible. Maybe I should be sad. She used to ask me if I had any dreams. My answer was no. It was always no. "What a shame," is what she said. "You used to." I used to. She said I did. She never lies, so it must be true.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/4/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 4]
thirty-eight to twenty-four reviews
an agent 3 x agent 8 oneshot collection. contains m/m, m/f, and f/f. send requests if you'd like.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Agent 3, Agent 8]
searching for home reviews
Eight texts Three the next day to see if she can get her jacket back, only to find that Three has blocked her. The next month, and Three stops showing up to NSS meetings. One month after that, and Three has moved out of her apartment altogether. They do not talk again for a decade. (sequel to 'but what if's change nothing', no smut but implied sexual themes. f/f 24)
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8]
but what if's change nothing reviews
Agent 8 tries her best, but in the end she is still a person, too. (sequel to 'if atlas sleeps, the sky will fall.' f/f 24)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] - Complete
if atlas sleeps, the sky will fall
"Why?" Three asks, and Eight takes her hand and squeezes it. "The sky is pretty, isn't it?" she responds with a laugh, and Three desperately wishes she could see beauty in the little things, too. (gift for ultramarinefires on ao3, f/f agent 24 fluff oneshot)
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] - Complete
Shirt and Socks with Pants! reviews
Are you ready for an epic adventure? A cool story? Something that's going to make you WEEP! Step right up, we have SHIRT AND SOCKS WITH PANTS! It all starts with a recently-kicked bucket, a head of lettuce, and... The sewers. Our protagonists have to do plot things and... Maybe they find love along the way..?
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Callie, Marie, Agent 4
marina, darling, you're my best friend reviews
Pearl told herself she wouldn't let herself fall for a straight girl again, but here she is. And it sucks because she can't even avoid her. Because it's her best friend. Pearl currently has the biggest crush on her straight best friend Marina Ida. (human high school au. background agent 24. sorry if the spanish is a bit weird, it's not my native tongue.)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2019 - [Pearl, Marina] - Complete
compassion - cemetery - river reviews
it should have been her.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2019 - [Marina, Pearl]
tearful (repeat) reviews
(unused patchwork scene. not - i repeat, NOT - callie/marie) It's been four months - why can't she just let it go?
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2019 - Callie, Marie - Complete
vice president reviews
(based off a dailyau prompt: "I swear I'll let you have half of my weed if you don't tell the teachers that I was getting high in the bathroom" AU. humanstuck. cross posted on wattpad)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2018 - [Cronus A., Kankri V.]
A Meeting reviews
what did i just write
Flight Rising - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2016 - [The Plaguebringer, The Shadowbinder] - Complete
monorails reviews
she was always right
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [Vriska S., Terezi P.] - Complete
twenty-four reviews
Good things always came in twenty-fours. [scapegoat tale]
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Asriel, Chara - Complete
sink reviews
Even angel's wings break. [scapegoat tale, though the au isn't especially plot-crucial]
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Asriel, Chara - Complete
Warriors Generator reviews
From a kit's humble beginnings to a great warrior's death, this book has it all! Will you be a great and noble leader, a wise medicine cat, or the fiercest of killers? [oneshots are provided at the end of each chapter, so it isn't breaking the rules.]
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2016
Pyro's Book of Challenges reviews
The title explains all.. The only forum I'm in (and probably the only one) is NightClan. (Rating is subject to change. Depends on how morbid I feel)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015
The Tale of Night the Umbreon reviews
You know, life can be cruel sometimes. Chased by hunters without a clue where to go, then suddenly you're flying through the air... Now you're expected to be loyal to a random person, who of all people is stalked by a demon-dragon. This is Night's life. And this is his story.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Ninetales/Kyukon, Umbreon/Blacky, Pelipper
Secrets reviews
There are some things you shouldn't know... Tavian and his friends are off on a new adventure, the Canilla region! However, evil lurks in the seemingly peaceful region. All of something that they never wanted a part of. ... And some secrets you ought to keep. (Co-writer: TheGamingMonkey. Please Read and Review!)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 9/30/2015 - OC, Zygarde
Crushed Dreams and Broken Reality reviews
Or, Starkit's Prophecy True Epilogue.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Complete
Lonely Rabbits Die Alone reviews
(Contains OOC and mentioned SeiRei. Tewi x Reisen) "Is it true that a lonely rabbit will die alone?" "What makes you say that?" "Because I feel like dying."
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Reisen U. I., Seiran] - Complete
Like a Fly on a Web (NightClan challenge, Slowly Taken Away) reviews
*cringing at old author's note this is not rated m...*
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Please, Don't Cry reviews
My first one-shot. 'Please don't cry... It'll be alright...'
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2015 - OC - Complete
