(scene opens to a dust covered and aged work station, 'Worenx Fics Inc.' banner hanging loosely from one string on the wall. Worenx and crew enter.)
Worenx: My god, I haven't been here in a few years! There's cobwebs on the cobwebs! And is that a dead spider?
Chachi: JEFFREY!! (flies up to the cobweb)
Worenx: (turns away dramatically) There's... nothing I can do... Jeffrey is... dead...
Chachi: (pumps fist into the sky) NOOOOOOO!! Why, God, why! Take me instead! I'm UGLY!!
(camera pans out slowly as 'Rie Pagliacci' plays)

(camera fades back in, no one has moved)
Worenx: Okay, now that the obligatory 'sad homecoming' is out of the way--
Chachi: Do you mind!? Jeffrey was just cremated! (still openly crying, holding a tiny thimble with the ashes in it)
Aya: Oh, Chachi, it was a spider!
Chachi: But he was my best friend!
Worenx: Hey! What about me?
Chachi: ...But he was my best friend!
(Worenx pulls a face in response to Chachi)
Aya: Chachi, I can give you an Ariados.
Chachi: (throws the thimble away casually) Okay.
Worenx: Now that the obligatory 'comfort a friend after obligatory sad homecoming' is out of the way... (suddenly has a clipboard)
Shade: Worenx, we're wasting time here.
Worenx: (throws clipboard through the window, smashing it, and a scream is head seconds later) Right then. Loyal fans and readers, your lord and hamster master has returned!
(loyal fans and readers are nowhere in sight)
Worenx: Goddamn it, now we'll have to get new ones! Chachi, I blame you for this!
Aya: That's it, no Ariados for you!
Chachi: (pumps fist up dramatically, 'Rie Pagliacci' plays again) NOOOOOOOO!!
Worenx: Now that the obligatory--
Shade: You shut up! (crosses arms and taps foot, evidently not pleased)
(scene ends)

Now that the obligatory 'Worenx being an idiot after a long and unforgiving absense' is out of the way... Welcome back to "Worenx Fics Inc.", where I can bend reality as I please! Those who still remain loyal to me (which is always a true test of loyalty, with my abrupt and constant hiatuses) know what to expect, more or less, but lemme outline it to those just joining my unremarkable small legion: I am an idiot. I write whatever idea comes to my head and slap it up here. Why? Because I'm bored, that's why. Some of them are good, others are bad, some are just plain stupid, but that's how I am: love me or leave me, take it or leave it. Besides, it helps get the gears moving, because the hamster on the wheel has long-since died. Never forget to feed your pets, kids.

What can be expected of Worenx:
I like action, adventure, angst, romance and comedy, so most of my work will involve any of the above, if not all. What can I say, I like stories like that. On a side note, I have an interest in gender bending the characters in my stories, because one little change and everything gets thrown off! Did you know that Zero and Tails were intended to be girls, but the concepts were changed last minute? Imagine if it wasn't, how many things would change! And let's not forget the zany mishaps that happen in Ranma 1/2! So that's something else I'm liable to do. Alternate universe fics are also fun. I'm also a fan of Sonic, Megaman, Breath of Fire, Pokemon and recently Disgaea, as well as a near endless list of things to mention ranging from Anime/Manga to games, so a lot of fics will be based off those universes. Just a heads up. Last thing to note, Yuri. Not for perverse reasons or anything, I just happen to enjoy a good girl-love story, whether or not it involves sex. So, don't be surprised to see those kinds of things from me. Though, since it's a touchy subject and not everyone likes it, I'll respect that and try to keep it at a tasteful minimum.

What not to expect from Worenx:
Yaoi... Yoai... Uh, male on male. Kinda contradicts what I said about Yuri, both of them being homosexuality, guy-love just isn't as appealing to me (possibly because I'm a guy), but that won't stop me from enjoying a story, provided it's tasteful, and not too openly homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm not a homophobe, I'm just not the type to openly accept it--I won't openly bash it either. I'm in the gray area there. But no, I will not write it. Also, stories involving real life people will not come from me. I'm not too comfortable with that for some reason. Lastly, I won't have actual erotic scenes in my fics, but there will be implications and maaaybe a little bit of detail, but nothing too graphic.

Well, that's that. The profile needed an update, and I'll try to keep more active on here, since I'll be getting a new computer sometime in April (typing this up March 22nd, '10) and I'm doing nothing all day anyway, so there's really no excuse. I won't promise, because they can be easily broken if I don't keep up with things. So, yeah. This is Worenx signing off, saying... I really hope I keep myself active this time! xD