Hmmm...Where to begin... Hello. My name is Joe. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. I recently moved, now I live by a creek that runs out to the Gulf of Mexico. Yes, I live in Texas. It's a nice little community, though far from any real city. I found this site as I was milling around, looking for some fan-fics of JtHM, and found this. So many good Authors to compete with...I'll have to kill all but myself to be the best...My interests in music are: AC/DC, Ozzy, The Pillows, Tom Petty and the HeartBreakers, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Led Zepplin. My favorite movies are: Evil Dead 2, Kill Bill 1 & 2, House on Haunted Hill, The Shining, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Big Fish. I'm in College now, studying to be a game programmer so I can control the minds of impressionable young children who enjoy games like Grand Theft Auto a wee bit too much. I have a job learning to repair computers. It's not a bad job, but like anyone else, I want that fantasy job where you sit around eating Dorito's and getting massage's by women who have been trained to keep you happy...*sigh*...Otherwise, I'll have to settle for bumming money from people.