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Joined 08-05-13, id: 4974938, Profile Updated: 09-09-18
Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Pokémon, One Piece, and Legend of Zelda.

Author was inactive from 2013 until, like, July of 2018.

I finally have a tablet so it was about time I made a better profile picture for my half-dead account here. So I did. [7-14-18]

Acknowledgement of old friends from this site: Saria-Green-Leaf. In the same way that I drifted away from FanFiction.net, she seems to have, as well. She was a very nice person. And MemoriesOfVoxei. Another awesome person, one who did their best to produce quality work in English despite their native language being French. I miss both of these people. FanFiction, y u do this. :'(
And acknowledgement of my best friend who's still here, somewhere:
caring16! You know how special you are to me.


Concerning 'King of the Pokeman': Thank you to my many readers. I had no idea that my story about pirates and pokémon would keep spamming my email inbox with follow reports.. (That's the main reason I finished it, by the way. Thanks for your Follows and Favorites. They make me not want to open my email in public places. XD).
Real talk, though: It's sad that there are a lot of stories out there on this site whose authors have just lose interest in them, despite their fanbase (or maybe the authors died. That's tragic). I don't want any of my stories to meet that fate, despite how cringy they are when I read back on them now, as an older, more adult-y individual... So, I've given mine an ending. And on the 5th anniversary of the original Publish date – August 18, 2018.

(The following is a Progress thing I made while updating the chapters, which I may continue in the near future.)
Progress Update 7-15-18: I've edited up to Chapter 3. Even the vague memories I have of the nonsense that was shoved into later chapters makes me want to stop right here.
Progress Update 8-5-18: Chapter 4 has now been edited. Here's a tip, my friends: Don't get dragged into a vacation in the middle of a time period in which you're being productive, for once. It kills your motivation. I should know. Mine is dead. At the most, I think I'll just quickly read through the remaining chapters while screaming, and type up a mess of an ending on the day before the anniversary.
Progress Update 8-10-18: Yup, at this rate, that's probably what it's going to be. But hey. Up to Chapter 5 has been edited. I've made some progress.
Progress Update 8-14-18: Time is not kind to me. Rather, I was not kind to me. Procrastination has screwed me over before, but I never learn. :D (6, 7, 8, and 9 are done.) Okay.. It seems like the majority of the task is adding é's and taking out the n-word (n-nakama..). A few other things, too, but the super hard part is reading it. And I think I've done enough of that for today. Hopefully I'll get more done, tomorrow.
Progress Update 8-18-18: It's 10:34 PM. But I did it. And I summarized the story for those of you who have been away forever, so you don't have to suffer through all the in-between chapters like I did. Just read the last one. Or don't. I don't care if you don't care. Gdi that story is marked Complete now. I won. ...I may still edit and update the rest of the chapters. That would be fun, right? *gags*

Concerning the other unfinished story: I might finish it? I don't know. I was looking at Steam reviews for Final Fantasy III yesterday (7-13-18) and it seems like a lot of people don't like it. That made me sad. So maybe, no one's interested in "Luneth and Link," and I should just delete it. I might. I haven't looked at it in years. It's probably really cringy. I don't want to read it...
8-14-18 Okay what? I actually like it better than KoP. This is weird. Not gonna delete it after all, I guess. It does need some work, though. And maybe it deserves to be finished. Maybe. But KoP comes first.
9-9-18 I added a cover for it, finally. Whatever. May finish it, may not. Still not sure. Haven't touched KoP since updating it, either.

Don't read my FanFictions. I am not proud of any of them. I would not show them to my grandmother. Actually, I can't. But even if she was alive, I would not show them to her. So don't show them to yourself, either.

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One Griphook, Two Griphook, Three by kirsant reviews
All goblins are named Griphook. Right? Harry certainly thinks so. Humorous one-shot, inspired by a reddit prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Am Lucario by lupyne reviews
Along with an Absol and Eevee, a wild Lucario pursues his hobby of human-watching, studying the behaviours of people and Pokémon in the city while trying to prevent a predicted disaster from destroying his home. Ch 18: High-Speed Passacaglia
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 323,192 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Lucario, Absol, Eevee/Eievui
Before The World Catches Up by SkiesAndFairytales reviews
Neku is a graffiti artist who loves to vandalise New York City, but there are some things that should have been left untouched - namely the huge mansion of the Kiryu family.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua] - Complete
Friendly Foes by Penelope Jadewing reviews
It started with a stowaway - a blood Nightray that accused Cardinal Jack Vessalius of all people of treachery! Next thing Oz knows, he's abducted from his father's ship by the Baskerville pirates, and brought aboard the Black Chain. But as new details unfold, Oz discovers there's more to this than meets the eye, and his father isn't as benevolent as he seems... Pirate AU.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,795 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Oz V., Jack V., Glen B., Elliot N.
Animal Crossing: NY Adventures by DaBraxMan reviews
A teenage homebody is sucked into his Animal Crossing game. There, he must live alongside his distrusting character and make friends with the locals. Animal Crossing is more alive than he thinks. Based on Animal Crossing (Population: Growing!) for the Nintendo Gamecube.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,248 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
Collateral Damage by SkiesAndFairytales reviews
Neku's job was guiding ghosts to the afterlife and he was good at it. Get rid of attachments, have a chat with relatives, that was it. Joshua wasn't supposed to be any different.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua] - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 4,987 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Just Pretend to Listen, Even if You Can't by mutietootie reviews
Kariya reflects on his life choices by talking to a corpse. A corpse that looked very much like his own.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Neku S., K. Kariya
Industrial Magic by Heliosion reviews
Where Harry is the oldest of his broken family, one father lost in his bitterness, the mother gone to a faraway land. The boy who was once cursed but now freed by Death stands alone yet strong. Come read as the consequences of his life, a world filled with greater mysteries, battles and challenges begin to bear fruit and new dangers await for him! This is my AU. See more inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,600 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Gabrielle D., Ariana D., Daphne G.
Leap by ScarletttheLazyWriter reviews
Roscoe hasn't seen his human friend in five years. Has she forgotten her old town? Or has she found a new adventure? How many miles is the cranky villager willing to walk to be a part of that adventure? We shall see. Content rating subject to change. This fic will contain no shipping.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,919 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Complete
Pandora by SomewhereinNevada614 reviews
After being defeated by the young pokemon trainer Ethan; Red decides to end his life by jumping off of the cliff, thinking that he has nothing left to live for. But he somehow found himself back in Pallet Town, and who is this girl living in his own home? Why can't people see him? (BurningLeafshipping / Luckyshipping)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,303 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
My Little Mudkip by UnagiKeki reviews
Team Gai makes a new friend; Multi-chapter cuteness, and most of all, MUDKIPS. Minimum faith in writer required.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, Lee R.
Gold and Silver by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, follows several months after "Freaky Foxes". Naruto journeys to Demon Country and finds that the fact that it has no gyms is the least of his problems... Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,592 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Pencils And Feathers by prettypriestess reviews
Post-game. No one but Neku remembers the Game. To resolve his pointless angst he becomes a manga artist.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
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King of the Pokéman reviews
(Pkmn HG/SS) Luffy gets transported into the future by Celebi, to the confusing region of Johto. Upon meeting Gold, he decides he will become the King of the Pokéman… Comedy -if you can call it that- ensues. I don't own One Piece or Pokémon.
Crossover - Pokémon & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,230 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival, Celebi, Luffy - Complete
The Lemming Pokémon reviews
The epic story of one boy's struggle to find that special pokémon! A dangerous clan, loyal companions, and countless betrayals await! And at the end of the long struggle… What will he find? Based on the original Red/Blue games.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Anthea/Verbena - Complete
Luneth and Link
(FFIII-Twilight Princess) Link and Zelda are exiled to the world of FFIII by Ganondorf, where Zelda is kidnapped by Xande. Luneth must help Link save his princess and the world of FFIII under orders from the Crystal of Light. Uses an altered idea from my story "Luneth's Silver." Now on hiatus…
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,815 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Luneth, Link, Zelda, Wolf Link
Luneth's Silver reviews
(FFIII [DS Remake]) Luneth and his friends start their quest, but a certain someone is infected with lycanthropy and has difficulty revealing his dark secrets… LunethxArc in later chapters, and the team keeps the Desch.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete