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Joined 06-17-13, id: 4794314, Profile Updated: 10-23-18
Author has written 15 stories for Les Miserables, Beauty and the Beast, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, and Fairy Tales.

Greetings! I'm not good at bios, so here's the essentials.

I'm a student, with the following favourite authors:

Charlotte Bronte

Austen

Dickens

Hugo (I've only read Les Mis and Notre-Dame de Paris, but I think it still counts)

L M Montgomery

John Green

Cornelia Funke

Shakespeare

Lemony Snicket

Rainbow Rowell

And about half-a-dozen others I can't think of at this moment.

I also love Beauty and the Beast, and I've completed a modern AU called Behind A Fair Facade, which sets Adam, Belle, Cogsworth, and all your other faves at a made-up University of Inverness, in the Scottish Highlands. I'd really appreciate you taking a look at it. I've also got an ongoing series of one-shots called The Beauty of a Beast that combine the universe of BAFF and the canon-compliant universe.

I've finished working on an AU of the '91 movie called A Rose's Thorn. Maurice never turned down the path to the Beast's castle, and the story only takes more twists and turns from there. Will Belle and the Beast manage to break the spell, even with all the changes to their tale? Please note the A/N in the first chapter, which will inform readers of any possible triggering material within.

Given the surge in popularity of BatB following the new movie, I'd like to direct any fan reading this to the Bittersweet and Strange forum. It's a lovely community, with a bunch of discussion about both films, and new members are always welcome. Just google Bittersweet and Strange, and the first result will take you to the forum on TapaTalks.

Update: Still on hiatus w/r/t prompts for The Beauty of a Beast. Apologies for any confusion, I accidentally removed the previous hiatus statement when I was updating this profile.

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Tune as Old as Song by So-crates Johnson reviews
Modern/AU: Belle, a writer for a local newspaper, is helping a friend with a story when she meets Adam, a guitarist for a popular local metal band. As she gets to know him, she realizes that they have more in common than their seemingly different interests would suggest.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,740 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/16/2019 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
Mirrors by greensearcher reviews
Everyone knows the Beast was selfish and unkind—which, of course, is exactly what a jealous enchantress would want the world to think. An AU in which young Adam was an innocent victim caught up in his father's past mistakes, and Belle a willing presence seeking to repay her own father's debt. And with a vengeful witch on the loose, Gaston is the least of their worries.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 287,866 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 2/1/2017 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] Enchantress, Gaston - Complete
A Prince in Molyneaux by So-crates Johnson reviews
AU. Prince Adam is never cursed and grows into a spoiled, self-centered adult. When an attempt to flee his responsibilities backfires, he ends up stranded in a small provincial town. Can he find his way out before anyone discovers who he really is? Or will his budding friendship with a beautiful but funny girl cause him to reconsider his plans entirely?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,816 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/5/2018 - Published: 2/3/2015
Reflections by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles focused on the Beast, set in the Disney universe (either 1991 or 2017).
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Enchantress, Lumiere - Complete
Spring Fever by CarolNJoy reviews
On a beautiful spring day, the servants suggest the Beast take Belle for a picnic out across the castle's lake. One year later, both the Prince and Lumière have confessions to make to their respective loves. Inspired by Thomas Kinkade's work, "Beauty and the Beast II."
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Belle, Beast/Prince] [Plumette, Lumiere] - Complete
Human Again by So-crates Johnson reviews
A series of short one-shots written for the February 2014 prompt on Bittersweet & Strange. The prompt was: "Write a scene or story about the prince doing something he couldn't do as a beast." Fluff, fluff, and more fluff.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,130 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Chip, Lumiere
Laying With Monsters by BeansEtc reviews
The nights are long, and sometimes the Beast has trouble holding on to who he is.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 3/9/2017 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] - Complete
When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse. Canon divergent, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun and West of the Moon."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 362,372 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Tea For Two by Pushmipullu reviews
On the wedding night of Belle and the prince, Mrs. Potts and Maurice discuss their children's futures, and their own, over tea. ((Fluffy junk. One-shot.))
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Maurice, Mrs. Potts - Complete
The Last Dance by The Green Archer reviews
Death waits for no one, not even the couple as old as time. But when an elderly Prince discovers a journal among his late wife's possessions, he realizes that their story is not quite over yet.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] OC - Complete
After They Stopped Dancing by lebardetriste reviews
This is a creation for my inner child, who always wondered what happened to Belle and her prince after they stopped dancing. I did my best to honor the character development already established by the movie. To me, Disney's Beauty and the Beast is one of THE great love stories. This a direct continuation of the story, picking up just moments after the movie ends.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,520 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Lumiere, Cogsworth
A Healing Heart by streetlightlove reviews
Dr. Katniss Everdeen DVM is in the last year of her surgical residency at Mockingjay Animal Hospital in Boston. Between her extreme social awkwardness and focusing on her career, Katniss hasn't let anyone new into her life in a long time. Until one fateful night, when an accident brings Peeta Mellark into her hospital, changing everything. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,425 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Prince in Disguise by The Green Archer reviews
The Beast gets a reprieve on his curse, but will he find out if Belle truly loved him? Meanwhile, Gaston will do anything to make Belle his wife. Alternate ending to the movie.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,788 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] Gaston, LeFou - Complete
Eistier by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Just before the French Revolution, a prince makes a bargain for power that transforms him into a monster. Exiled to the German border, with the enchantress who changed him as his only companion, he fades into a nightmare legend. Then an encounter in the woods leads him to question everything. Historical/fantasy dark AU.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,002 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Song as Old as Rhyme by So-crates Johnson reviews
A modern retelling following the original storyline, in which most of the main characters are gainfully employed adults.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
Pondering in the Rain by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
In which Professor Bhaer puzzles over the inexplicable emotions of Mees Marsch. Occurs during Under the Umbrella. Jo/Bhaer. Drabble.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Jo M., F. Bhaer - Complete
And Your Bird Can Sing by Abagail Snow reviews
"It's called a publicity stunt, sweetheart. Haven't you ever heard of it? People watch someone fall for you and then they love you too." Actor Peeta Mellark and singer Katniss Everdeen, a modern day love story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,519 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Après L'Enchantement by The Green Archer reviews
Becoming a prince again was just the beginning. Post-movie fluff.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,127 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] - Complete
Verum Corpus by The Green Archer reviews
The prince experiences some difficulties in adjusting to his new human body. One-shot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/3/2011 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] - Complete
Kissed by a Rose by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Mature content Beauty and the Beast. Belle comes to the castle burdened by an unspeakable secret and a deeply wounded spirit. The Beast carries betrayal in his own past. Can they still learn to love, and to trust, one another? Complete!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,065 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
All Along by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
The spell has finally been broken. The Beast has some explaining to do, and Belle has a few secrets of her own to get out: she knew about the curse. Postmovie oneshot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Whisper Plantation by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
An AU Beauty and the Beast fanfic from the author of Nightingale, set during the American Civil War. The Beast is a plantation owner with a dark secret. More than that...well, read on! Kplus for slavery issues.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,459 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
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never could be sweeter than with you reviews
In which Adam forgets to buy cake ingredients, Belle flies to the rescue, and Cogsworth, Lumiere and Plumette have a fairly complicated scheme to finally get them together.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2018 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
So Near, Nothing Between Us reviews
When his beloved uncle gets married, Adam decides to prove he's outgrown his partying ways by bringing his girlfriend to the wedding. The only problem? She just broke up with him, and there's only 4 weeks before the wedding. When longtime friend Belle offers to step in, neither of them suspect that this 'simple' solution might get a little complicated when feelings get involved ...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,247 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 11/1/2017 - [Belle, Beast/Prince] Lumiere - Complete
In A Crowd of Thousands reviews
Evelyn has wondered about her past since she was rescued aged 7 in the days following the execution of the Royal Family. All she has of her past is a golden necklace inscribed with the words, 'Ensemble à Paris'. When she meets two women who can get her to Paris, she little suspects that they are not as truthful as they appear - or that she shares a connection with one of them.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2018 - [Belle, Beast/Prince] Plumette, Enchantress - Complete
hooked on all these feelings reviews
Belle and the Beast have always found solace in each other's arms, away from society's condemnation of the one for their monstrousness, and the other for their outspokenness. Both of them being women changed neither society's anger, nor the intensity of their love.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2017 - [Belle, Beast/Prince] - Complete
Winter Turns to Spring reviews
A series of one-shots which detail Belle and Adam's life pre-, during-, and post-curse. 2017!Verse. UPDATE: Noël, Noël
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 11/27/2017 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] Maurice, Mrs. Potts
Für Elise reviews
Maurice told Belle very little about her mother. She always assumed that it was because he was grief-stricken every time he thought about her. Had she asked, Maurice would have agreed. Neither of them knew it was because they were both affected by a curse laid on a nearby castle, and all who dwelled within.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Plumette, Beast/Prince, Belle, Lumiere - Complete
Just A Little Change reviews
ETA 6/12/18 - ABANDONED Belle Dupont said 'I love you' before the last petal fell. Belle Beaumont didn't. Agathe tried to help, but accidentally swapped one Belle's mind for the other. Stuck in an alternate universe, with a prince they don't recognise, will they ever find their way back?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017
The Beauty of a Beast reviews
A series of one-shots ranging from Belle's time with the Beast to her future marriage with Adam and beyond. UPDATE: The Joys of Parenting
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle
A Rose's Thorn reviews
Because a prince insulted a witch, he was cursed. Because a girl fell in love, the spell was broken. But when a merchant chooses to trust his horse, the prince risks never breaking his enchantment. And the merchant's daughter will be trapped in marriage with a man she doesn't love. Can they find each other, even with all the changes to this tale as old as time? Now complete.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,771 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Cogsworth, Gaston - Complete
Behind A Fair Façade reviews
Belle and Adam are college roommates whose dislike soon melts into friendship - and maybe more. But Adam has a reason beyond Belle's smile for pursuing her love, to do with his parents tragic death ten years ago. And Belle has her own motives for choosing a college over a hundred miles from her beloved father. Can their friends get them to fall in love? Complete, 3 bonus chapters.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,169 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
When The Music Fades reviews
A high-stakes performance leads to Belle and Adam first meeting. But will the thrills of competition stop them getting together? Or - the Eurovision AU
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Cogsworth, Gaston
Tale As Old As Time reviews
You have lived a thousand lives, in a tale as old as time. You can remember them all. But something is different this time. And it changes everything you knew about your lives.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] Gaston, Maurice - Complete
Wedding Night reviews
The prince from Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid wakes up to his little friend holding a knife above his chest. One-shot, character death.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Tessa is alone in the house with her baby son James. One-shot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Unrequited Love reviews
The last ten minutes of Éponine's life.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Eponine, Marius - Complete