Sophisticated Sableye
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Joined 06-01-13, id: 4760615, Profile Updated: 07-24-20
Author has written 14 stories for Fire Emblem, Mario, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Pikmin, and Pokémon.

I'm a Sableye. Not just a normal Sableye, mind you, but a very sophisticated one.

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Your Body Is a Weapon by vargrimar reviews
Junkrat joins the 'Overwatch: Recall' initiative. Symmetra is not pleased. Slow burn Junkrat/Symmetra with a struggle of chaos versus order. Alternatively, "In which Junkrat grows on Symmetra like an undesirable plant on the sidewalk and she copes with it in progressively worsening ways."
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 246,099 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Satya V./Symmetra]
Deliverance by Lex of Light reviews
A foreign mage seeking to understand her heart, and a tactician following the ideals of a dead monarch. This is their story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,444 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tharja, Avatar/Robin
Don't Leave Me by AndyH reviews
Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,894 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Zim, Gaz] [Dib, Tak]
Odds and Ends by Oceanwind reviews
Maka and Kid are paired together on a rather peculiar extra credit project, given to them by Stein of course. So ensues a wacky, far fetched adventure that leaves both of our heroes a bit at their wit's ends. With tensions rising, will the two be able to resist the curse of teenage hormones?And why can't she think straight when he stands there next to her? There goes her 'vacation'
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.] - Complete
The Office: High School by Fat Elvis 007 reviews
Determined to impress his former classmates, Michael convinces Pam to join him at his high school reunion; Jim gets an unexpected call from Karen. Takes place during Season 4 right after "Branch Wars;" written years ago with the intent to follow continuity, but later events in Season 5 contradict the Karen subplot.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Michael S., Jim H., Pam B., Dwight S. - Complete
The Corruption by Kanto the Slayer reviews
The Tower of Fate has fallen. Peace has returned to the Kingdom of Pridemoor. Shovel Knight and Shield Knight are alive, and in somewhat good health. But their story is not yet finished. Because sometimes, destroying one thing awakens another, and this thing wants everything either under its grip, or drained of its essence. Steel thy shovel... AGAIN.
Shovel Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Shovel Knight, Shield Knight
Cold Blood by scarylolita reviews
Craig Tucker brings a gun to school and he plans on using it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Sam & Max vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Question the Majority reviews
The name says it all, really: Everyone's favorite comic book Freelance Police are called in to take care of everyone's favorite comic book serial killer. [Rated PG for good, clean cartoony bloodless violence and comic book swear symbols.]
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
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Dread and Contempt in Las Grimas
Ignoring the high probability of regret is essential on a trip such as this. Las Grimas, one of Ylisse's most luxurious gambling resort cities located in the heart of the Plegian desert, was our destination. And we weren't going to Las Grimas just for slot machines and cheap one-night stands; we were on a mission. Based on Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,123 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Avatar/Robin, Henry
Early to Rise reviews
Looks like Henry has had yet another nightmare tonight, and it's way too early in the morning to go back to bed. So, what else to do but wait for sunrise with a little reflection. He'll have to be careful though! He wouldn't want to wake up Lissa after all.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Lissa, Henry - Complete
Poker Night at the Outrealm reviews
The Shepherds arrive at a town in the Outrealm famous for gambling and betting. While there, Gaius convinces Gregor, Sully, and Henry to go out with him for some poker. No story really, just conversations between them that will hopefully make you laugh.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Gregor, Sully, Gaius, Henry
Like a Dark Mage
Good ol' Henry has finally graduated from Mage School, meaning that he has become a fully certified Dark Mage! To celebrate, Henry sings a song about his time at school and just all out bragging about barely passing the requirements to become a Dark Mage under Plegian Law. This song is based on another parody song titled "Like a Surgeon" by Weird Al.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2014
I have Lord Chrom: A song of Bromance reviews
Frederick and Chrom sing a little song about their close and strange relationship. Based on the Family Guy song "I have James Wood".
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Chrom, Frederick - Complete
A Pikmin Odyssey reviews
Another Pikmin extinction is drawing near, and this time it could be permanent. Only a small group of Pikmin remain, and it is up to them to find a new Onion, one that can house all Pikmin, and repopulate the Pikmin race. Join them on their journey as they travel the world overcoming predators, unknown monsters, and each other in order to find a new home and save all of Minkind.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2014
Piklopedia 2 reviews
Olimar and Louie's lost notes on all the new creatures found in Pikmin 3.
Pikmin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
Survival of the Donks reviews
The Ice King needs some supplies, so he heads to Wizard City to get them. But after meeting up with Huntress Wizard, things take a turn for the worse. Now, Ice King and Huntress Wizard have to work together if they want to make it out without getting their hams spanked. And don't worry, there is absolutely NO Ice KingXHuntress Wizard pairing in this story.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Ice King, Huntress Wizard
How the Ice King Stole Globmas reviews
The Ice King is getting tired of all this stupid Globmas stuff. So, Ice King decideds he's just gonna steal it. Pretty reasonable solution, yes? Based on the classic Christmas cartoon "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Ice King, Marceline A., Gunter - Complete
Lissa it's Cold Out There reviews
Lissa's been having trouble sleeping, so Henry offers to help her out. The two end up sleeping in each others arms, and despite it being the best night of sleep she's had in awhile, she knows she has to go before anyone found them. But Henry, falling head over heels for her, sings a song to try and convince her to stay. Based on the Christmas song "Baby its cold outside".
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Lissa, Henry - Complete
Feed me, Luigi reviews
Luigi has been keeping a Piranaha Plant, named Daisy 2, as a pet for a while now. But soon, it begins to talk, telling Luigi that he's hungry, and there is only one thing Piranaha Plants eat; live flesh. Luigi isn't too sure about this, so Daisy 2 sings a song to convince him, promising to make his dreams come true. Based on the song "Feed me, Seymore." from Little Shop of Horrors.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Luigi - Complete
The Poke Mash reviews
Something strange is making all the Ghost pokemon in the world to gather at Lavender Town, so Prof. Oak goes to investigate. When he gets there, he learns very quickly what is causing this phenomenon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete
Kill Mr Mario song reviews
Wendy, Iggy, and Lemmy are ordered by Bowser to go and stop Mario again. As they prepare to leave, they sing about their different plans to stop him. A song parody of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from The Nightmare before Christmas.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Mario, Iggy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa - Complete
The Halidom of Ylisse song reviews
A short song depicated to Ylisse and the Shepherds who protect it. Based on the Adventure Time song "In the land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom."
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete