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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. The Purple Colored Crazy Monkey is all of the following: Obsessed with Harry Potter |
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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5402 - Favs: 6,579 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Diary by Amewusika reviews
The truth behind the book worm, everything from the infamous slap to random midnight romps, and her somewhat unhealty obsession with good grades. Dramione R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Black Book by ifelthope reviews
He was drawn to it, to her from the very moment he laid eyes on... that book...that bloody book! What happens when a poetic Gryffindor captivates her muse...DHm R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,523 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hands Down by pyrrhic pixie reviews
Fire meets ice when two opposing forces are forced to go on a single date. Who knew it would be the one they'd always remember, hands down? I'M BACK!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,898 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tale of a Summer Girl by As de corazones reviews
Hermione goes to a beach resort with her famous muggle godmother, for the summer holz. guess which blond haired, pale faced, arrogant slytherin she meets there?you got it! HG/DM, Love/hate. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,211 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Seduction's Best Friend by angel-ink reviews
Boys and Girls, it's finally here! The Satisfying Chapter! You'll love it, but if you don't, go easy, it's my first good 'scene'. RR folks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,129 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Chasing an Illusion by bloodcurse reviews
This a story about pain, and anguish, about love, spoken through actions and stolen glances. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Don't Judge A Witch by Her Looks by AriellaRose reviews
Hermione wasn't always a goody, goody, a bookworm always yes, but goody, goody, I think not. A freinds from Mione's muggle life somces to Hogwarts and revals quite a lot. Longer Sumarry inside...please R&R...New Chappy up, Yeahs...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,198 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Resisting the King by phantasm reviews
A cursed book transports two enemies into a living, jumbled up fairy tale, where Draco becomes prince, and Hermione is stuck living with three prince-adoring stepsisters and an evil stepmother. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Boss’s Fiancé reviews
Malfoy owns a fashion magazine and his fiancée Pansy is the editor.Hermione is looking for a job. Perfect timing because Pansy needs a Personal Assistant. CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,134 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
