Name: Can't tell you, so call me anything you want. :)

Hobbies: I like writing, especially for Percy Jackson, which is my favorite series. I like tennis and basketball for sports, and I have to say, I am not too bad at it. Cooking is really fun, I really love it.

Fanfiction News: Okay, right now, I am working on my re-write of A Kiss on the Subway (I will be posting the one-shot soon) called Accidental Kisses. I am also going to start the re-write of Problems, Secrets, and Love soon.

Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

Epic Fails:

The directions on a Jiffy Pop are on the back of the cover. When you tear the cover off to see the directions, step one is: "Remove cover."

The box says "Fragile" but the postman just tosses it and runs off.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a can of Manwich
Warning: may be messy
(why else would it be called SLOPPY Joe?)

Quotes One: (All of these are quotes, but every person should read them and take them to heart.)

Live:

When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Everything is okay in the end. If it isn’t okay, then it’s not the end.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

Love:

When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

The boy gave the girl thirteen roses. Twelve were real. One was fake. The boy told the girl, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Death leaves a heartache no one can repair, but love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Laugh:

Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!

I'm not random! I'm just--HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL!!!

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down!

Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know!

Dear math: I am not a therapist. So solve your own problems.

I wish I had Dora's parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.

I'm not lazy… I'm just conserving energy!

Girls spend the first ten years of their lives playing with Barbies, and the next ten years trying to look like one.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.

I want to merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus.

The below statement is true.

The above statement is false.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Flying is not inherently dangerous--crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkies plus escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when your 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you're in jail, a friend will visit you, a good friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun! Let's do it again!"

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Being mature is overrated.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruit.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger" And then it hits me.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Newscasters are the people who say, "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Dear America, Since you have unleashed on us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber, and no one will be spared. Sincerely, Canada.

We live in an age where the pizza guy gets to your house before the police do.

I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally!

Flying is simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up every day in the same clothes, runs around in sewers collecting coins, and to buy what? MUSHROOMS!

Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But jokes on you. I didn't study either.

When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to "Chillin' With Jesus."

It's always the last place you look... Of course it is! Why the Hades would I look after I already found it?!

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Try not to follow in my footsteps. Your guaranteed to fall down the stairs, run into a wall, and get lost several times.

Teacher leaves room during a test. Elementary-*Silence* Middle-*Whispers* Can I have a piece of gum? High School-*Yells across room* Whats the answer to number one?!

Today, I decided I want to be a ninja when I grew up. So I went home and Googled "Ninja School" To see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, but the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School, well played.