TheCountessInRed
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Joined 03-26-13, id: 4622857, Profile Updated: 10-16-17
Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Red. Crimson Red. Ruby Red. Blood Red. Bright Red. Red is the color of fire and blood. Red means energy and power. Red means strength. Red is the color of life. Determination is Red. Red means enthusiasm. Love is Red. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Red means war. Red is warm. Red means courageous, assertive, spontaneous. But Red is also dangerous. Red is the color of extreme and adventure. Red pushes us to take action. Red means magical and rare. Light Red is joy. Dark Red is willpower. Red is independent.

If Red means all these things, I want to be beyond Red.

Hello everyone! My name is TheCountessInRed, or just Red for short!

Reviews, follows and favorites always a writer's candy and are greatly appreciated! Constructive critisim is also cool too.

I'm always wasting time writing and drawing stuff and just overall being eccentric and ridiculous

If anyone is interested, you can catch me on other social media!!!

RED FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

Seeing the colour red can make your heart beat faster

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I will always: Be obsessed with history, love to read, love hockey, love the color green, like to eat pancakes and maple syrup, reply to my reviews/follows/favorites, love the Magic Trio, and be as awesome as the awesome Prussia himself!!

I will never: Be obsessed with math, figure out how to insert the gray line-breaker thing on , like the new shows on Disney Channel (bring back the old shows!), use foul language and be rude, not have good grammar, write a story with a rating over Teen, like the color pink, I will never ever read or like Twilight, and I WILL NEVER EAT KALE EVER AGAIN!

Currently rocking out to: Spooky Scary Skeletons remix by The Living Tombstone

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I am an avid fan of: BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Hetalia, NARUTO (!!!!), Gintama, FMA, Blue Exorcist, OHSHC, Doctor Who, LOTR, House M.D, Harry Potter, Hunger Games (sort of), Game of Thronnnnnesssss, Mortal Instruments, and PJO

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*Favorite characters from my fandoms*

BBC Sherlock: Sherlock, duh. He is amazing(ly attractive).

Hetalia: Gotta be Romania, Love Romania. The Awesome Prussia or THE MAGIC TRIO! (although the magic trio is not strictly speaking, one person)

Naruto: Kakashi (hands down favorite), and then comes Sasuke. If I had to pick a favorite female character it'd be Temari or Hinata (we share the same birthday :P)

FMA: Roy Mustang and Maes Hughes (*sobs loudly from feels*). And, of course, Edward Elric (he's so short I couldn't see him and almost forgot to add him ;)

Blue Exorcist: heh, no one at the moment actually. I used to like Yukio but then he became kind of a douche. (dammit Yukio WHYYYYY)

OHSHC: Kyoya-senpai or Honey-senpai

Gintama: Gin is my eternal super cool hero guy =u=. Zura (it's Katsura!) is also simply fantabulous.

Doctor Who: I like the 10th Doctor the best. David Tennant is so awesome and amazing and great and just overall perfect.

LOTR: Ahem, LEGOLAS!

Harry Potter: I don't know why but I really really like Draco Malfoy (probably because Tom Felton is *cough* really hot). But I also like Hermione, I think she's a lot like me. And I admire Luna and her ability to just be herself.

Hunger Games: Yay for President Snow! Haha just kidding, I actually don't like anyone. And I preferred Battle Royale to be completely honest

The Mortal Instruments: SPARKLY MAGNUS BANE! I EVEN WROTE A STORY ABOUT HIM! :D In a close second comes Simon, who gets even cooler later on because of... something that happens to him (no spoilers!)

Percy Jackson and The Olympians: Who doesn't like Percy? I mean come on, he is amazing. But I also think that Leo is funny. And Annabeth is cool too. But I really really really dislike Jason and Piper (they annoy me).

Supernatural: Cas is my baby. But I think Claire is pretty badass too

Game of Thrones: JON SNOOOOOWWWWW and in close second is Tyrion Lannister

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*FANDOM IDENTIFICATION CARD*

Harry Potter House: Ravenclaw! FTW!

Hunger Games District: District 3 or District 11

Lord Of The Rings: Elf

Star Wars: Droids

Divergent Faction: Erudite or Candor

His Dark Materials: Republic Of Heaven

Mortal Instruments Alliance: WARLOCK *does weird hand movements in an attempt to do magic, but miserably failing*

Percy Jackson Godly Parent: Probably Athena or Poseidon.

Chronicles Of Narnia: Telmarine

Games Of Thrones: House Stark

Dr. Who: Obviously, I'd be the Doctor!

Star Trek: Earthling.

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My stories (you can see them below but for the sake of it, I'll put them here as well!)

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Title: Magnus Party!

Book: The Mortal Instruments series

Rating: K

Category: Humor/Adventure

Quick Summary: Magnus must go on a wild goose chase around New York City to round up all the drunk Downworlders he accidentally unleashed by having a crazy party without Alec's permission. And he has one week to do it.

Comments from the author: My first story published on here! Kind of random, but super funny with tons of references to other movies and books and whatnot. Got the idea while joking around with a friend in class :).

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Title: Arthur Kirkland and The Sorting Hat

Fanfiction from: Crossover! Harry Potter and Hetalia Axis Powers!

Rating: K

Category: Adventure/Fantasy

Quick Summary: Arthur Kirkland (England) is a first-year wizard at Hogwarts. He meets two new people whom he becomes fast friends with, Lukas (Norway) and Erika (Fem!Romania). Pulling pranks, annoying the Maurauders and having fun is their game. But when the Sorting Hat gives an ominous threat and disappears in a plume of smoke, the Magic Trio must race to solve the problem, finish their Potions homework and win the Quidditch Cup! How will they manage? By making a couple cunning plans, scheming plots to beat up James Potter, snooping about the castle, and always helping each other out (that means copying off one another's homework).

Comments from the author: Love this story. I'm planning to make a series of fics a bit like the HP books. The first couple will be them at school, I'll have to do some time skipping so I don't make this part too long, then I'll include the time where they are adults and helping Harry Potter in his mission against Voldy. Super cool right? The dialogue is funny and kind of cute, and two different fandoms are colliding full fledge. Yes, I am including most of the HP characters PLUS some Hetalia characters other than the Magic Trio in normal wizarding roles! Is that sweet or what?

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I super duper hope you enjoy my stories, although I am used to writing in French...

( I am available though to help if you want to know how to write something in French! :D)

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Thanks to everyone! I hope you enjoy my stories!

-TheCountessInRed

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Nightmare Apocalypse by ElizabethScaffie reviews
Feliciano wakes up in a destroyed city with no memory. He soon discovers that the city isn't exactly 'normal' and much creepier than expected, because there are these Nightmares, monsters that feed on humans... He will find other survivors of the Apocalypse and learn more of the new world, but will he be able to learn more about himself too? And... just what are these REDs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,665 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Strange Things Happen At Night by ElizabethScaffie reviews
1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,211 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
A Small Talk at the Back of Beyond by SeraSearaSpin reviews
Based on the game 'A Small Talk at the Back of Beyond.' He wakes up in a room, alone...no, wait, someone is speaking to him through a text console. Will he respond?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Japan - Complete
Avoiding Cliches Like the Plague by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
A detailed analysis of what's wrong with lots of fanfictions and how to fix those problems. The complete guide to writing an interesting, logical, and decent story. Can also be used for original stories, too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
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Arthur Kirkland and The Sorting Hat reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a first-year wizard with style. On the train to school he meets two strange people, Lukas and Erika; together they form the Magic Trio! Pulling pranks, annoying the Maurauders and having fun! But at Hogwarts, something strange and scary is going down. As per usual. The Magic Trio races to solve the problem, finish their Potions homework and win the Quidditch Cup!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,050 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sorting Hat, England/Britain, Norway, Romania
Magnus Party! reviews
Magnus throws a party and things get out of hand. It was supposed to be a small get-together, but turned into a completely crazy glitter throwing, coffee crazed faerie, cowboy cat, pyjama wearing, search party, unicorn riding, metro station exploding, vampire-werewolf, empire state building climbing fiasco. How will Magnus fix this huge mess? And before Alec gets back from Idris?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.