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Joined 02-03-13, id: 4523351, Profile Updated: 12-14-13
Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Ah, hello there.

My username is iconoclasticGentleman, but you can call me whatever you like. (Iconoclastic means skeptical, by the way.) This will be where I dump my random scribblings and attempts at quality writing.

The majority of what I have here will be among the following:

Axis Powers Hetalia: UKUSUK, PruAus, EngSey, FrUk/PrUK/SpUK/ Bad Touch Trio x England, others

Homestuck: JohnDave, DaveKat

There may possibly be other fandoms I write about here, but Hetalia and Homestuck will make up the majority. Other fandoms that I am involved in may include Harry Potter, Sherlock, Persona, Rise of the Guardians, and other random bits. I am desperately in love with the character of Arthur Kirkland.

I did have another account on here. Please don't go looking for it.

Projects Currently In The Works (Warning: May change as fast as you can say "new plot bunny!"):

Sky of Blue, Sea of Green: Set in a fantasy world where ruthless pirates roam free and an international navy called the Erinthian Forces struggles to combat them, Alfred F. Jones just wants to be a hero. His plans are thrown topsy-turvy when his stupid plan to get across the ocean ends with him on a pirate ship - the Lady Britannia. Its crew is quirky and its Captain is enigmatic, enigmatic and almost too attractive for words - and he's got a Navy Captain after him who won't rest until he's got a noose around his neck. What started as an adventure has quickly turned into a perilous ocean hunt - and Alfred may just find himself lost beneath the waves.

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Amber Forest by wheresmybook reviews
Two years ago, Battousai was captured by humans and forced into the ring. Now that the red wolf is free life should get easier... but life in the wild is unforgiving. Basically, this is a story about the Kenshin group as canines.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 203,601 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] Sanosuke, Yahiko - Complete
A Hero and His Gentleman by Whymsical reviews
This will be a collection of short (less than 5,000 words) USUK one-shots. They'll be various AUs, both human and country, and I'm not sure how many of them there'll be. But come on in and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,101 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [England/Britain, America]
Fidelitas by General Kitty Girl reviews
Breton birthed and Dragonborn destined; Arthur is a man of great power and forever lusting for more. It is a fine line between being the hero of legends or the nightmare of a nation, and Arthur chooses his side based on the rewards to be gained. This is a collection of tales from the combined universes of Hetalia and Skyrim, all of which are USUK/UKUS in origin. Discretion advised.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,900 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28629 - Favs: 26,491 - Follows: 16,784 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stitching Hearts by Mandelene reviews
Dr. Arthur Kirkland normally took pride in his secluded lifestyle. After all, friendships and family ties were mere burdens that could only be expected to drag down his work ethic. So what happens when two stray boys wander into his hospital? Well, it's certainly an uncommon adventure that he's in for, and perhaps his patients aren't the only ones who require fixing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,848 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Amelia's Tale by anemicCat reviews
Amelia has been plagued with illness all her life, all she's had to look forward to are her thoughts and the books she reads. Everything changes when she finds out she's a witch, and even better yet she's going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. With the help of her friends, Amelia will find out what it means to truly live, and learn a lot about herself along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2014
On a Cold Winter's Night by Sora Resi reviews
Arthur takes a tumble on a cold winter's night, and gets a reminder that even if he tries to push people away, it doesn't mean they'll necessarily let him. Non-AU, US/UK, although could be viewed as brotherly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,604 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - England/Britain, America
Secretary's Diary by Hypocritical Romantic reviews
Alfred grew up with the "Don't talk to strangers" lecture all of his life, but he assumed it didn't apply to him anymore now that he was an adult. That is until a man asked, "You can't get pregnant right?" Now he works under Arthur Kirkland. T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - America, England/Britain
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Just One Yesterday by Amidephrine reviews
Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,913 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
A is For by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A might be dead, but his desire to protect Arthur might just be enough to make him remember how to be alive. (Warm Bodies AU. Warnings for violence, death, and zombies.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada, France - Complete
One of those Days Again by marinoa reviews
A normal day in a guard's life: an extra shift, a freezing night, boredom, and too little pay. But of course that would not be enough to suffer when it's about Arthur Kirkland, no; all that is needed to make his day even worse is an infamous band of thieves. AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2013 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Beauty in the Unknown by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Space Navy Captain Arthur Kirkland travels the Universe to see its marvelous sights. An encounter with a strange computer on a pirate starship gives him a new dimension of beauty to consider. But the computer is secretive and vehemently hides his horrifying secret, one that will threaten Arthur's -and the computer's- existence. Beauty can be so dangerous out there in the unknown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Bled Stained Days at IAHF by Lily Winterwood reviews
Welcome to another year at IAHF. With mysterious strangers, insensitive weaboos, and sentient clocks, it can be easily said that something stranger than Mary Sue terrorists is on the loose. Sequel to the Int'l Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 154,863 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America, England/Britain
When Can I See You Again? by Watcher of the Hearts reviews
A collection of one-shots of the adventures of our friends in Wreck it Ralph. Mainly Hero's Cuties but will also include the other members of the core four.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
May I? by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
It was an innocent request. His intentions were pure. All it took was one little thing for the other to agree. EnglandXCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Loop-Hole by ImagineThis22 reviews
Sherlock gets a HUGE surprise and Joan needs to find a way to help. How far will she go to help him? What will become of their relationship?
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
Love Notes by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Found the perfect prompt for the Hero's Cuties AU: "Write a romance story about two people living in abutting apartments that are madly in love with each other, but have never actually met each other face to face." Calhoun is ex-military and moved in next to the apartment's handyman Felix. As usual, fluff abounds, enjoy!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Unlikely Love by bangarang413 reviews
Meenah and Aranea find comfort and affection where they least expect it-each other. Humanstuck!AU. I wrote this for a health project (the assignment was to write a story focusing on an LGBT couple.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Aranea S., Meenah P. - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Think We Are by Gecko Osco reviews
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,488 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Even Heroes Need a Break by Hikari Kaitou reviews
After a long, hard day of noble volunteer work, America is completely exhausted. England feels that America's heroism has entitled him to a night of pampering and decides to help him unwind. Established USUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sometimes Friends, Sometimes Enemies, Always Brothers by KassyMalone reviews
When Britain collapses in the middle of the World Meeting, of course its cause for concern. When it turns out the problem is not with Britain, but with Arthur himself, how will his friends and fellow nations react? France steps up to take care of his old friend during his troubles, but it may end up being more trouble for him than he bargained for. FrUk, Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [England/Britain, France] America, Canada - Complete
Mission Accomplished by Zo One reviews
They had surrendered themselves to the fact that they would drift through space forever, trapped in stasis. Luckily for them, Naval Chief Emma Peeters believes in happy endings. Written for USUK Anthology; Art by TierraCielo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Starships by PixieDust291 reviews
Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bullseye by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Let the Games Begin by Zeplerfer reviews
Each time London has hosted the Olympics, England has invited America to stay at his house during the Games, providing three glimpses into the Special Relationship and what makes it so special. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Malware by vennumberten reviews
Criminal psychologist Arthur Kirkland's marriage is falling apart. So is his sanity, thanks to one smooth-talking, attention-seeking Harvard-student-turned-hacker. This is going to be one of the difficult ones, isn't it? USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Patient Man by Sariii reviews
Emmett receives a thank-you gift from Serena, Pilar, and Margot: Elle in a Playboy Bunny suit. "Granted it was the same costume he had seen a while back, but hell—now it was all for him. It better be." He's not Warner, but he's still just a guy. just a tad crack!fic.
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Scarves by spout reviews
Green and silver, red and gold, Arthur and Alfred. Some things just compliment one another. HP/APH crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2012 - England/Britain
Linger Here Forevermore by vinnie2757 reviews
HetaOni oneshot. Before the end of 17.1, we see them back at their base. A short scene between America and Britain before all hell breaks loose. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
United We Stand by Luxio Nyx reviews
New aliens are invading Earth and are hellbent on conquering it. With their forces weakened and America, Germany, and Russia missing, can Earth survive? GermanyXItaly USXUK RussiaXCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,509 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's the One by Darkfire75 reviews
AU GerUK. A type of slice-of-life fic centering around Ludwig Beilschmidt and Arthur Kirkland's relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - England/Britain, Germany
Hospital Flowers by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A firefighter has done more than just save Arthur's life. He's giving him a whole new perspective on life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,788 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
On Stranger Tides by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Emotional Musings of a Complicated Connection by Storm Midnight reviews
"Why is it when I am haunted by painful memories, I find myself in your arms? Why is it when you try to drink away your sorrows, you always find a way to my doorstep?" France reflects on his complex relationship with England. FrUK, Fluffy-ish at the end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Scar Material by vinnie2757 reviews
In which a playful tug jerks a repressed memory to the fore, and America learns how not to tear a frog's legs off. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,124 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Complicated Shadow by Ellarose C reviews
The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,804 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Allure of Bedhead by Gecko Osco reviews
He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Little Christmas Cheer by frostykitten reviews
He was strung in garlands and rows of magic, bright spots of colour that were obviously the wizard equivalent of Muggle Christmas lights. He looked positively festive! And pissed off... Hermione brings Christmas to the Order, Malfoy helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 153 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nothing Like The Movies by OrangePlum reviews
All Arthur had wanted was a distraction from the turmoil that was eating up his life after a traumatizing car accident. He had never thought it would come in the form of a cheerful and disturbed American who needed just as much comfort as he did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Let Your Dreams Flood In by vinnie2757 reviews
In which Alfred watches Arthur sleeping away a lazy Wednesday afternoon, idly musing and thinking his affection one-sided. It isn't. Gentle, breathy USUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred Jones and the Curse of the Pharaoh by Abarero reviews
Taking a page from his Hollywood hero Indiana Jones, America, along with England, sets off on an adventure that takes them deep into an Egyptian tomb. But once they seemingly incur the wrath of the Pharaoh, it'll be no easy task to escape unharmed. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Special Relationship by BlossomsintheMist reviews
It really is a special relationship. Five short, fluffy fics exploring a relationship between America and England. Um, explicit sex between two country-boys. Possibly dangerous and/or illegal amounts of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/12/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Impaired by Gaia Faye reviews
The Holy Mother is not yet empowered, and for a certain sacrament, death is not the end. SH4, post '21 Sacraments' ending. Contains semiSLASH.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,162 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
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A Thousand Words reviews
They don't need words to tell their stories - and they don't need words to say "I love you." A series of glimpses into the lives of Arthur, Lovino and Angelique, all shorter than one thousand words. May later be bumped up to M rating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, Seychelles
Alien Trolls, Uranus and Other Seventh-Grade Worries reviews
Dave Strider could care less about the solar system - he just wants to get through Vantas' science class. But then a new girl arrives, and this Jade Harley could teach him more than Vantas ever could. Including the gravity on Uranus. Pre-DaveJade, hints of other ships, rated for language and seventh-graders. Happy B-Day, anemicCat!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Dave S., Jade H.] John E., Karkat V. - Complete
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It is Christmas, and you are happy. / Based on the fansong "Home" by PhemieC, this is a short glimpse into the lives of our four beta kids on the most wonderful day of the year. There's no place like home for the holidays, right?
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Friday the 13th reviews
Alfred's day is going horribly - it's the curse of Friday the 13th! But then he encounters Arthur Kirkland - and his luck may turn around. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Scarlet Fox reviews
Living with Alfred was bad enough. Now Arthur was stuck with his sister, too, although this Marguerite Williams was in a category all her own... / UK x 2p!Fem!Canada, eventual romance. and hockey rage. On hiatus/discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada
Feeling Dizzy reviews
England's not sure whether the heat rising from the pavement is real or his imagination, but he's pretty sure America is deliberately trying to look as hot as possible while he plays that ridiculous game. And man, is it hot. / A silly thing I wrote for a USUK headcanon on tumblr, and have decided to upload now. Hope you enjoy these two being dorks!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Illuminate reviews
Overall Matthew was rather satisfied with the way that July 1st had panned out for him. It wasn't big, it wasn't much attention, but he told himself it was enough. / Miniature hints of MapleTea, but mostly familial. A very happy birthday to our very own Matthew Williams!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2013 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Eyebrows' Sick Day reviews
"As she grew closer, though, unbidden Seychelles began to notice different things about England. Like how his eyebrows weren't that big, or his heavy breathing, or the flushed clammy look to his face..." We all know England overworks himself, his assistant most of all. Seychelles helps him out. - Hints of EngSey but mostly platonic, Gakuen Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2013 - England/Britain, Seychelles - Complete
Magic in the Flowers reviews
-just a bit of fluff from our two favorite spadians- Queen Arthur is not very eager to sneak out of the castle on some farfetched adventure in the dead of night. Alfred is impossible to resist. Cardverse AU, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete