About Me

Hey, thanks for stopping by my profile. I thought I'd finally write a bit about myself for anyone wondering WHO I actually am (I know, I know, no one gives a shit, not even me).

I'm 19, and still have trouble buttering my own toast. I live in Australia and work at a local bar (very apt, considering the culture over here almost exclusively revolves around drinking). I'm also an undergraduate in my third and final year of biomedical science, with aspirations of becoming something boring like a general practitioner. Maybe I'll specialise in something really bizarre to make people uncomfortable when they ask what I do.

"Oh, you're a doctor?"

"Yes - hemorrhoids and I go waaay back."

That is my dream.

Anyway, in between studying and hanging out with my good friend vodka, I sometimes write n' stuff. I pretend I'm good at poetry but I'm actually just shit. I'm a stickler for grammar/punctuation and find that a story (even a great one) is incomplete without being grammatically polished. If you ever find mistakes in my writing that don't appear to be just typos, please feel free to let me know so I can improve. Keep in mind that my writing is only a HOBBY and not something I consider a focal point of my life, so I strive to keep my work ever evolving and improving, even if I can't update every week.

I'm a HUGE gaming fan (not a gamer-girl, just a gamer). My favourite games include the Assassin's Creed series, Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, Littlebig Planet and Okami. My most recent conquests are DmC, Dark Souls and Demon Souls (the latter has quickly become one of my all times favourites). I'll play anything that isn't a first person shooter, because I'm just terrible at them.

Soo... that's me.

Updates: chapter 2 of poison and wine NEARLY complete! 30/3/12

Chapter 2 released, currently working on chapter 3 ;) 01/04/13

Chapter 3 is 3/4 done, so should be up within the next few days! 08/04/13

Chapter 3 is 6/7 done hahaha. I'm so sorry it's taking so long. x.x 13/04/13

Chapter 3 submitted, you're welcome :P 15/0413

Chapter 4 is halfway finished! 19/04/13

Chapter 4 submitted 22/04/13

Been snowed under with exams, sorry I still haven't finished chapter 5 yet! 04/05/13

Exams done, got my writing cap on, chapter 5 will be out very soon! 22/05/13

DOUBLE CHAPTER UPDATE! 5 and 6 are out, sorry about the ridiculous wait. 10/07/13

Super lack of muse lately. Trying to get a chapter up soon. 09/08/13

ON HOLIDAY FROM 24/01/14 until 18/02/14

Hiatus over! Long-awaited chapter 7 posted today 23/02/14

Chapter 8 is finally out 9/04/14