So this is going to be my profile. Just out of curiousity, how many people actually read them? Anyways let us begin!

Life long dream: Be a Muesum Currator

Life long sillly evil dream: Take over the world and be the Supream Ruler that is easily killed or pushed out of buisness by my right hand man, who then becomes the Evil Overtaker of The Planet Earth. ( No really i made a promise that if this ever happened for whatever reason my best friend could take my spot after one year if i wasn't already dead. And God help us then, becuase she's nuts!)

Life long silly peaceful dream: Own an island and sleep all day. Sleeping is good.

Fears: Centipede's, large bodies of water, things in the dark ( Not the dark itself, i don't like not being able to see)

Where would i go durring an Apocalypse: My Grandparents town. The whole freaking town would survive one way or another.

Name: Not telling

Age: If you guess correctly you get an imaginary cookie

Star sign: Cancer...They really need to rename that becuase i feel bad for some reason when people ask and i say "Oh. I'm a Cancer" Like the desease.

Worst Habbit: Lazyness or Lazy-tendon-itis.

Stupidist thought: Holy crap! That guy's not wearing pants! ( He's really just standing behind a rock that made it look like he was floating or had invisible legs. Then he moved and i was like...Oh. Nevermind he has legs.)

Biggest regret: A lot of things. It comes with being human.

My Mother always says: To each their own- or- What the Hell!

Worst insult: Go eat a boat.

Favorite word: Bastard

Weirdest habit: Spoons go on the right in the silverware drawer, always on the right! and I don't eat any fruit. None. What so ever. Except Avacodo's and Tomato's.

Best quality: I make people laugh when they're sad.

Pet Peeve: When people leave unfinished food just laying out on the counters instead of throwing it in the trash or putting it in the fridge. (My step dad use to do this all the time. I'd walk downstairs and find a gross looking apple just sitting there...on the counter...without a plate...I just cleaned!)

Worst lie someones ever told me and i believed: I was the post mans baby. ( My friend made this comment after a class in school to find out what type of blood you have. My mom is -O and my dad is -B. My test came out as -A. I think i seriously screwed up somewhere but never realized it and i'm still totally unsure about my blood type.)

Phone: Yes

Boyfriend: No

Pet: 3

Food: Is good

T.V.: Of course i have a TV!

Top:...Not even sure how to answer that

Car: Yes, it's called POTC. For Piece of Crap. Actually my friend calls Death in a Tin Can.

Hair: Are you implying i'm bald? Of course i have hair.

Drink: No. Water is fine, pop if i'm feeling adventurous.

Color: Normal.

Now for some Questions to make you think. If you have an answer for them Message me just for the fun of it.

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that Doctors call what they do Practice?

Why is it that when you're looking for an adress you turn down the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavor but dish soap is made with real lemons?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a
hostage situation?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On
my desk, I have a work station.

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what
happens?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?