Uzumaki Naruto, once renowned as the strongest being to ever exist and a bored immortal decides it was time for him to explore the world again. All conflicts in the world should be over in moments with his interference, right? But the thing is, Naruto really doesn't want to get involved anymore. As he puts it, "how would these kids grow if I'd stop every conflict in minutes?"

Summary inside. (Chapter 1 had some minor changes.)

Kishimoto is a bad writer so a band of twelve year old aspiring writers hope to make it better. How are they going to do it? By giving Naruto a 12 inch dick and fuck every kunoichi except Sakura. or By giving him an awesome bloodline since that fits his character better. Well, here are some of the greatest ideas that came from the greatest minds of the Naruto fanfiction community

The death of his wife changed Naruto. From a happy go lucky devil, he began to loath himself, and is running away from his problems , eventually becoming broken, insane and developed a thirst for blood to cope with his emotional pains but with a persistent woman trying to change him, will Naruto be able face his fears? Until then,he would still remain the Lost Son of the Underworld

Summary Inside. Just go check it out, it's not like it will hurt you. Hehehe. Warning: Living Madara, Hashirama and Minato. Naruko Uzumaki taking Naruto Uzumaki's spot as Minato's child. Naruto Uzumaki being an Uchiha and mild to severe Sakura bashing and minor yet still noticeable Fugaku bashing, even if he's dead.

Naruto is a member of the disbanded Akatsuki guild, in which all 10 of it's member are as strong as the Four Gods of Ishgar, Naruto being the strongest of them. Years after it's disbandment, Naruto took the road of an independent mage... before joining the guild called Fairy Tail, a guild his little sister joined. How will the presence of the strong blond shinobi change things?