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Author has written 1 story for Familiar of Zero, and One Punch Man/ワンパンマン.

German, Scottish, American. That's equal to Stubborn Squared.

I'm an American male, 30, living abroad in South Korea, teaching English to kids. If you had told me 5 years ago I'd be doing this, well, I'd have bought you the straight-jacket myself. Now? I wouldn't change a thing.

Favorite stuff and all that Jazz:

Music: Rock/Metal/Punk/Whatever you want to call it, and (strangely enough) Classical. Yeah. Like Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff, etc.

Favorite Bands: Avenged Sevenfold, Shinedown, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Limp Bizkit, the list goes on...

Favorite Video Games: The Halo series and Borderlands games top my list. Many others follow.

Favorite Authors: C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, Alistair MacLean, Terry Pratchett (R.I.P.)

Favorite Movies/TV Shows:

LOTR and The Hobbit (duh, check my authors list), Saving Private Ryan, Serenity, The Dark Knight Trilogy, just about anything made by Pixar (especially Up and The Incredibles and ignoring Finding Nemo and both Cars movies), Gravity, Deadpool, and most anything directed by Christopher Nolan.

The Mentalist, Psych, Monk, Firefly (SCREW YOU, FOX!!!), Justified, Blue Bloods, Raising Hope, Castle (heck yeah, Nathan Fillion), Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Elementary, and Doctor Who (yes, you have a serious nerd on your hands here). I rarely watch any TV anymore, however.

Favorite Anime: Last Exile and Last Exile: Fam The Silver Wing, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sekirei (surprising even myself), Darker Than Black, Steins;Gate, My Hero Academia (All Might rocks), and Mob Psycho 100. One Punch Man is too epic to rate along with the others.

Favorite other stuff: Anything Warhammer 40k. Seriously, FOR THE EMPRAH!!!!!. Or, if it's your thing, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!. Hey, I'll give you one more:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Also, Red vs. Blue and pretty much anything else put out by Roosterteeth. Pretty much the best things ever...of all time.

Other stuff about me you probably don't even care to read:

I will play any sport you could name and have a blast; I will also suck gnarly nards doing it.

I did in fact go to college and earn a degree. In Physics. Hey, I told you--you have a nerd on your hands. I do intend to actually do something with it...someday.

At 6'2" and 200 lbs., I'm just about the biggest physicist I've ever met.

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Noize by Cheshire Kat24 reviews
"Tonight, gentlemen and ladies, heretics and faithful, sump dwellers and upper hive, bonded mechanoids and slag rats, tonight we bid you welcome. Tonight we bring you an epic tale of loyalists and the damned, of Chaos Warbands and Imperial Chapters, and of war. Endless burning war. Tonight, gathered scum, we bring the tales of Fulgrims scattered sons. Tonight, we bring the Noise."
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 491,416 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Chaos Space Marines, OC
That Which Is Forbidden by Tilthanial reviews
How does a man know when he crossed the line? When does he realize that his soul has tasted the sweet nectar of heresy and found it more wonderful and compelling than what he had feared it would be? Louk Shannegh, a hive-born scoundrel in service to Inquisitor Helsing of the Ordo Xenos, is faced with these questions in the aftermath of a battle for the Imperial planet Tenea.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 357,904 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Eldar, Inquisition - Complete
Conscription of Fate by Shadow0Fire reviews
Some are called to serve their people. And yet others have a higher purpose; to be saviors, angels of hope, and rescuers of distraught worlds. Archangel, elite sharpshooter for the Legion, didn't think of himself as one of those people. But whether he knew it or not, he had a greater destiny to fulfill in life: saving a world not his own, where both love and strife awaited him.
Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 335,371 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Alleyne, Melona, Airi, OC
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016
Chains of the Kindred by Solvdrage reviews
A HaloWarhammer 40K crossover. Two besieged branches of Humanity, separated by time and space have been reunited. And there is only War!
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,118 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/24/2007
Violent Hearts by KillamriX88 reviews
It's said a butterfly can start a tornado miles away with the flap of its wings. When one little bird changes the course of her wings, what will happen? In the heat of the moment one rash decision will change... everything.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 407,435 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [No. 105/Benitsubasa, OC] - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Purified by Cold-Fire by Tilthanial reviews
Still recovering from the disastrous mission to Kairn, Sergeant Kane is brought on trial for the murder of two Sisters of Battle. Haunted by everything he has lost in service to the Inquisition and facing a hostile tribunal, does he even want to be saved? And why are they asking about a mission that took place five years ago?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,378 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Inquisition
Suffer not the Xenos to Live by Advicepuppy reviews
An Imperial Guarsman's life is changed forever as he clears an eldar dwelling on the craftworld of Yul'Te. An epic journey, a story of love, hope, despair, suffering, and death. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, Contains adult themes though not tactless .
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,174 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Imperial Guard, Eldar
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
Warriors Way by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Minato returns home from a tumultuous time abroad, forged in the fires of combat into something no one in his family could envision. When he stumbles into the Sekirei plan he will begin to challenge Minaka and this so called game in the name of love and honor. Minato/Tsukiumi/Akitzu/Kazehana main wives.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 226,422 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - No. 07/Akitsu, No. 09/Tsukiumi, Minato S. - Complete
Zero for Zero by willyolioleo reviews
You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Louise, Zer0
Heretic of Zero by Elernet reviews
A Chaos Space Marine is the ultimate definition of fear, hatred, and pure evil. But what if he doesn't live up to those expectations? Will the citizens of another universe even notice the difference? This story follows Glacius, an 'odd' chaos space marine who follows the will of Tzeentch and is cast into the Familiar of Zero universe. Humor, adventure, and CHAOS will ensue!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,335 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Chaos Space Marines
Starry Starry Nights by Fenschway reviews
It seems an assassin named Logan has just literally dropped into Tokyo, but he can't remember who or what he is, let alone his mission. A few beer swilling, cold alien females then make this big, warm, crude, and not so cuddly nor clear thinking guy their mission for romance, not knowing an old sad song was everyone's greatest enemy.
Crossover - X-Men & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 115,598 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, No. 01/Miya A.
Seven for Tanelorn by Argonaut57 reviews
Captain Titus receives a request for help from the people of the moon Tanelorn. To aid them he must summon six other warriors from across time and space to combat the evil known as The Master. Follow-on to "Captain Titus' Discharge" .
Crossover - Warhammer & Magnificent Seven - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
Broken Birds by Razor Scion reviews
The Doctor wanders into the Sekirei plan.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - 10th Doctor
Sekirei: Merciless And Infectious by Future Sith'ari reviews
Alex Mercer is on the run from Blackwatch, and finds himself in a city where he isn't the only thing that isn't human. To make matters worse, he introduces the new city to the virus that created him.
Crossover - Sekirei & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,461 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Minato S., Alex M./Zeus
Into the Black, Forever Free by Akoro88 reviews
Mal and the crew make an interesting find while on an illegal salvage. A squad of ODST's gets stuck in a slip stream portal from the Ark while on a mission looking for the Chief. When they drop from slip space, whats waiting will test them to the limit.
Crossover - Halo & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,936 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Mal
School of Hard Knocks: A Lesson reviews
Saitama never was the brightest, at least when it came to tests and other silly things like that. But for all his lack of book smarts, he possesses a certain...wisdom about what it truly means to be a hero, and what it takes to really work for something. A certain character or two from the FoZ universe will be getting schooled: Saitama-style. Punching involved. One punch, one shot.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Complete