Hiya! Derpyderpderp here! You can call me derpderp, derpy, or if you're feeling formal derpyderpderp. Not much to say about my life, just that I'm a student and currently living in New York. Sarcasm/dry humor and I are THE best of friends, or I like to think. Um, right college. Well, you can expect me to disappear every once in a while especially around final, midterms, and super big holidays like my birthday! Kidding, about the birthday thing.

Fandoms I'll probably dabble in:

Inuyasha
Naruto
Bleach
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Harry Potter
Marvel Movies (The Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, etc.)
Full Metal Panic

You can expect me to cross Inuyasha with just about everything, except BTVS. I don't know why...maybe it's cause it was the first anime I ever watched/finished. Most of my writing will be crossovers. Like Inuyasha&everything. BTVS&HP. BTVS&Marvel yeah.

What you might see in my multichaptered stories (when I get to putting them up):

Smut (every once in while. WITH warnings beforehand.) - If you think I'm a perv...I'm not. Sex is a part of everyday life.
Darkness (includes: death, rape, torture etc. ALSO WITH warnings beforehand.) - I'm sorry if that bothers you.
Dialogue. Lots and lots of dialogue.
Weird concepts. Cause I'm a weird person, I've been told countless times.
Lots of jumping around.
Commas. I don't know why I have an obsession with commas. (Yes I mean COMMAS not COMAS.)

I've got a bunch of uncompleted stories that I haven't touched in a while. Hopefully I'll get on that. Know that I start new stories when I'm stuck on old ones...which I am. Hence the creation of Dribble, Drabble.

Grammar is big to me.

When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it's true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse.
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Show is never rhymed with foe.
Think of horse, dose, and lose
And think of goose and yet with choose
Think of comb, tomb, and bomb,
Doll and roll or home and some
Why not paid with said I pray
Think of blood, food and good.
Mould is not pronounced could.
Wherefore done, but gone and lone -
Is there any reason known?
To sum up all, it seems to me
Sounds and letters don't agree.

Try reading that ten times fast, I dare you.