Hey guys :)

My name is Serena, but you can call me Oxycodone, Oxy, Serena or S.

I'm 19. I'm a pre-law student.

I love writing and photography. I especially enjoy writing fanfiction, especially for HP fandom.

Just one clarification: I do not respond to reviews via PM unless they are very long and/or detailed, or you are asking a question. But I do try to review or at least favorite, at least one of your stories if you have reviewed a fic of mine.

I also do not like it very much when you follow or favorite my fics without reviewing. Reviews are really the only thing that keeps an author going, and (BTW this is by no means a threat or a ploy to get more reviews - I'm simply stating the facts) if one of my fics does not get a sufficient amount of reviews, it's a strong probability for me to abandon that fic. If it's for a challenge, I'll try to keep going, but even so, most of the time I simply do not have enough motivation without reviews.

Now enough of the serious stuff. On to my favorites...

Favorite music: Anything, really. From Nirvana to Florence The Machine, from Garbage to Red Hot Chilli Peppers, from Pink Floyd to Vast. Anything and everything in between.

Favorite movies: God, too many to list. To name a few: Léon: The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Sleepers, Thelma & Louise, Scarface, Fight Club, American Beauty...

Favorite books: Harry Potter (duh), all Dan Brown books, anything and everything disturbing and twisted, like Chuck Palahnuik books or Factotum by Charles Bukowski. Catcher in the Rye, Less Than Zero, American Psycho (what can I say, Bret Easton is good.), Requiem For A Dream... As far as classics go, Anna Karenina was amazing. I also love the plays based on ancient Greek mythology stuff, like Antigone by Sophocles etc. Gossip Girl and some vampire stuff would be my guilty pleasure (definitely not Twilight though - at least Gossip Girl is ironic. Stephanie Meyer seriously thought she was writing something serious and important. God.) Oh & as for fantasy books, Lord of the Rings trilogy is a cliche but very good and The Hobbit is even better, both right up there with my beloved Harry Potter. You know what, I'll just stop now. Just don't get me started on books ever again, I'll never shut up.

Favorite color: purple

Birthday: August 8th

Zodiac sign (yeah I believe in horoscopes - go on, laugh): Leo

Favorite fandoms: Harry Potter, Gossip Girl and The Vampire Diaries. Maybe some How I Met Your Mother as well.

What I'll read or write: Anything. And I mean it. Incest, murder, smut, rape, pedophilia, drugs, self harm, suicide, abuse... You name it, I'll write/read it. Actually the more dark and twisted, the better. And if I'm writing it - I can't guarantee it'll all be moral and stuff. You might feel I'm "glorifying" some horrible taboo stuff. Consider yourself warned. As a plus side, when I'm picking the ratings of my work, I play it pretty safe, so if the rating is low, there is probably nothing disturbing at all.

Favorite pairings:

HP:

Lily Luna/Teddy - OTP, either as unrequited love on Lily's part or a forbidden affair.

Bellatrix/Rodolphus - OTP, in a completely twisted relationship where Bella is in love with Voldemort and they both cheat with different people.

Bellatrix/Voldemort - not quite OTP, but close enough.

Rabastan/Rodolphus

Narcissa/Rodolphus

Bellatrix/Rodolphus/Narcissa

Sirius/Lily - not quite OTP, but close enough.

Sirius/Remus

Sirius/Lily/James

Draco/Luna - not quite OTP, but close enough.

Any and every kind of Blackcest.

Twincest - as in Fred/George. The Patil twins are just boring.

Albus/Gellert

Tom Riddle Jr./Ginny - twisted diary stuff.

Tom Riddle Jr./Druella - why Druella resents her daughter Bellatrix so much.

Ginny/Luna

Ginny/Hermione

Ginny/Bill

Charlie/Bill

Draco/Pansy

Pansy/Blaise

Pansy/Theo

Daphne/Blaise

Daphne/Theo

Teddy/Dominique

and so on :P

Gossip Girl:

Serena/Nate

Chuck/Blair

Serena/Chuck - in a twisted, "Nate/Blair are happy and we can't have them, so let's fuck" kind of way. Plus the "universal taboo" of incest is appealing. Yeah, I'm twisted like that.

Vanessa/Dan - because they are both so dull, they just belong together.

HIMYM:

Barney/Robin

Barney/Robin/Ted

Barney/Lily/Marshall

Robin/Barney/Lily

Robin/Lily

TVD:

Damon/Elena

Klaus/Caroline

Klaus/Caroline/Tyler

Damon/Caroline - not really rooting for them, just the dark and twisted side of them appeals to me.

Stefan/Rebekah

Klaus/Rebekah

Damon/Stefan

Least Favorite pairings:

HP:

Harry/Hermione

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Ginny

Draco/Harry

Snape/Harry (a fic I read recently made me doubt that - if anyone's interested, PM me and I'll send the link !)

Snape/Hermione (ditto)

Snape/Ginny

Harry/Ron

Hermione/Ron

Harry/Ginny

Harry/anyone, really. I just hate that guy :P

Luna/Neville

Teddy/Victoire

Rose/Scorpius - it's just Dramonie for less adventurous people. Which sucks even more than Dramonie, if you ask me.

Majority of Gryffindor/Slytherin pairings

James/Lily

Snape/Lily

HIMYM:

Ted/Zoe and all other irrelevant women, really.

Gossip Girl:

Serena/Dan

Anything that involves Dan, Jenny or Vanessa. Urgh.

TVD:

Stefan/Elena

Anything involving Matt, Jeremy or Bonnie. Urgh.

Currently listening to: Bad Girlfriend - Theory of a Dead Man