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North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
(usually)
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

(X) You're a good artist (better than most)
(X) You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
(X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
(X) You would surrender in a war situation

(7/10) for North Italy Wow... O.o Not sure if good thing or bad thing...Oh who cares, I love Italy! :3

South Italy (Romano/Lovino Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(4/10) for South Italy(Meh...)

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite food.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
() You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'

() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice

(1/10) for Germany :'( But Germany's awesome...)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature (sometimes...but I'm counting it)
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(Unfortunately)
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10) for Japan
(Well, Japan's pretty cool I guess...)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers (but I don't eat them often)
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
() You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(2/10) for America (That's pretty ironic, actually...)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical

() Your cooking is awful
() You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(2/10) for UK (Meh...again)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts

() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(1/10) for France (No comment?)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
(at any moment, I could change from utterly serious to crazy-happy to depressed to irritated and back again...)
() You wear a scarf all the time
() You love sunflowers
() You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(1/10) for Russia (I'm not like him, but I can talk like him)

China (Wang Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
() You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(No. Just...no.)
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(5/10) for China(Hmm...more than I expected, kind of)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
() You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake

() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(tenor saxophone wins! :3 )
(X) You've composed music before
(for a music class)
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(YES.)

() You wear glasses

(5/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people (Hi! :) Okay, just keep walking I guess...?)
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey

() You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
()You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
()You're bilingual
()You always carry a bear with you

(3/10) for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
()You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
(More than just time to time, I think...)
()You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(2/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(I think?)
() It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
() You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(3/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(3/10) for Prussia (HE IS ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA...and I'm not that much like him, apparently :/)


Yay! I am Italy! :3 I kind of knew it anyway...pretty much useless but cute enough to make up for it! XD


100 Truths fill out copy and paste

Last beverage: sweet tea

Last phone call: I have a terrible memory...

Last song you listened to: Ravers in the UK

Last time you cried: recently, but again, I have a terrible memory

Last text message: Well, I texted a friend before I accidentally left my phone at another person's house, and haven't texted since then

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: nope

Been cheated on: nope

Kissed someone & regretted it: never kissed anyone, actually

Lost someone special: yes

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS:
Electric blue, lime green, and purple

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend: yes

Fallen out of love: nope

Laughed until you cried: most likely...wait yes, a lot

Met someone who changed your life: not in a drastic way

Found out who your true friends were: been thinking about it a lot lately

RANDOM:
Have you kissed your friend's lips: nope

How many of your friends do you know in real life: all of them

How many kids do you want to have: 0-2 at the most

Do you have any pets: golden retriever (Jackson), calico cat (Jazzy), and a bearded dragon (Reptar. Yes, I said Reptar, as in from the show Rugrats)

Do you want to change your name: meh

What did you do for your last birthday: ate fajitas and maintained my "I don't have a life" policy

What time did you wake up today: eleven something

What were you doing at midnight last night: derping on Youtube or Fanfiction

Name something you CANNOT wait for: Hetalia season 5: beatiful world

Last time you saw your father: two years ago in the summer

What's one thing you wish you could change: my relationship with my dad

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes

What's getting on your nerves right now: my mom is snoring :/

Most visited web page: Youtube/Fanfiction/Deviant Art.

Zodiac sign: gemini

Elementary/middle/high school: High school.

Hair color: auburn. not quite red, not brown, auburn.

Long or short: medium-ish? it's at my shoulders

Are you a freak: um...no comment?

Height: about 5'6"-ish

What do you like about yourself: I'm creative, I guess. Not much else to say here

Piercings: two piercings in each ear lobe

Tattoos: None, and it's going to stay that way

Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS :

First surgery: I was six, and got stitches. Does that count? No? Too bad

First piercing: I was...I don't know, but I got my ears pierced. Yay.

First best friend: I don't know.

Real life: What about it?

First sport you joined: basketball

First pet: My dog Tater Tot, who I wanted to name Clifford because I was three and obsessed with that show

First vacation: Kentucky I guess, but California was the first "real" vacation I've had

First crush: meh, who cares?

CURRENTLY :

Eating: Pastaa--okay, no. I'm not eating anything

Drinking: Vodkaa--okay, still nothing.

I'm about to: go to bed, hopefully

Waiting For: ...derp...

YOUR FUTURE:

Want kids?: meh, not particularly

Want to get married? pfft, yes, but it probably won't happen

Careers in mind?: I'mma be an artist and make me some mangas

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :

Lips or eyes: eyes, duh

Hugs or kisses: Huggles. :3

Shorter or taller: a little bit taller, but no 8cm wall for me, plz thx (Hetalia reference. got it? Good job, here's a cookie.)

Older or Younger: um...how about my age? If not, then just a little bit older; I'm not a pedo thank you

Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous! (no combustion, though *shot* My goodness, I'm being an idiot tonight)

Sensitive or loud: in between, but probably just a little on the quiet side

Hook-up or relationship: relationship! Geez, what am I, a hooker? And any boyfriend I ever have better not be a hooker, either.

Trouble-maker or hesitant: I don't know, no jail, plz? I don't want someone too hesitant, but no one that's starting fights everywhere, either

HAVE YOU EVER :

Kissed a stranger: nopers

Lost glasses/contacts: don't have em to begin with

Ran away from home: nerp

Broken someone's heart: I honestly doubt it

Been arrested: I'm running out of ways to say no

Turned someone down: pfft, not seriously. Only a couple of people ever asked me out in the first place (I'm kind of a loser)

Cried when someone died: no. I have no emotions. (Yes I have, what kind of question is that?)

Liked a guy/girl friend: no. I like complete stranger pedos that drive around in vans. Why would I like people I already know? (sarcasm)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself: meh, sometimes

Love at first sight: no

Heaven: yes

Santa Claus: Heck no, and if he existed, I would shoot him for being a creeper and crawling down my chimney

Kiss on the first date: depends

Angels: yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

Is there one person you want to be with right now: Romantically? no.

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time: heck no. I'm still not a hooker.

Do you believe in God? yes

Posting this as 100 Truths? no. I'm posting this as 101 truths because I feel like it.

AND NOBODY'S GOING TO READ THIS BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH WORDS!!! AHSHSFSdf;alsdkjfsd (Sorry I'm tired. And weird things happen when I'm tired.)

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La Lettera by mcpidy reviews
Italy, being too afraid to tell Germany his true feelings decides to write them down in a letter. Unfortunately for Italy someone else happens to come across the letter...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,101 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
Hell to Pay by jmp22895 reviews
Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America
In Italia by Emily Woodstone reviews
Feliciano just wanted to get away from the terrible and fast-paced life of the Italian Mafia. But when he goes into town and meets an adorable German, he can't help but fall in love. What will he do when word gets out of this forbidden romance? And what is the capo Bastone of the opposing family, Gilbert, planning?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
Why You Should Never Do Anything Ever by Germanystuck reviews
Your name is Ludwig and you really aren't sure why the hell you had allowed yourself to be dragged into this infernal nightclub, or why you had accepted a few drinks after vowing to stay sober and perturbed. Or, more importantly, why you were consenting to having a now-drunk Feliciano grinding against you to the beat of some Euro-trash pop music...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Allons-y!: A stage play by Verbs Everywhere reviews
A parody in two acts for four actors. Aided by his companions, the newly regenerated Doctor is ready to take on a cardboard debutante, a carnivorous television, an obnoxious Sontaran, rowdy alien rappers, and more. But his new form is plagued by feelings of angst and guilt, and he can't shake the feeling that the universe is out to get him... (Sequel to Bad Wolf: A stage play)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
Multiple Hearts by ChelzToddBrooke reviews
A doctor's appointment leads Rose and the Doctor (10 duplicate) to a discussion about hearts. Super fluffy and cheesy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Kiss In The Dark by Kira Loves reviews
Lassiter has had a reoccurring "nightmare" about a homoerotic scene since he was in his twenties. Twenty years later, he's experienced temporary relief but for some reason the dream arises without any trigger. Things worsen as Shawn shows an increasing curiosity in the detective and a desire to "bond".
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,667 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Be Italian by NatD-LE reviews
Seborga is unsure on how to land a date with Wy, so he asks Romano for advice. Meanwhile, Romano himself is wondering how to woo a certain Spanish nation. Maybe there's a way he can do both? Who knows, maybe all he and the other nations around him need to do is be more Italian. Multiple pairings. Songfic Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Risk of Love by obsessedwithstuff reviews
Romano is dead and Spain is broken, spiralling into the deep, blackness of depression. And as he locks himself from the outside world, isolating himself from his friends, from everyone, in his oblivion of pain, Romano find's he's the only one who can help. Only, how can useless ghost like him even dream to help the slowly dying love of his life? Spamano. GerIta. Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete