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Joined Oct 9, 2012, id: 4299500, Profile Updated: Jan 21, 2018
Author has written 16 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, One Piece, Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.

Hi!

I am robot-ninja-wizard accountant.

I live in the US, although I did go to uni in the UK for one year.

My best writings are non-fiction research papers, but sometimes I want to write about something besides how economic policy will affect millions of Americans. I don't have a beta, and as my work editor can tell you, I am pretty hopeless without a copy-editor. I grew up reading every fantasy book I could get my hands on, and I fell in love with Harry Potter at age 9. I discovered anime/manga my freshman year of college.

I don't tend to write often or write very long fics because I don't like posting things I won't finish. I am fine if you don't like what I write, I'm an (still learning) econometrician not a fantasy writer.

Favorite Anime/Manga in order of preference

Bleach
One Piece
Naruto
Fullmetal Alchemist
Dragon Ball
Fairy Tail
Card Captor Sakura
Soul Eater

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Intertwining Fate by glockcourage reviews
Summary: The Kazekage wanted his first born to be male, forcing the medic to make a switch. Years later, the secret of the past still linked the Kazekage's lazy son and the Nara's blonde daughter. An AU. Considered complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 179,484 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 252 - Updated: Jul 19, 2020 - Published: Dec 12, 2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: Apr 27, 2015 - Published: May 5, 2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
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When the plan worked reviews
Non-massacre AU. Shisui's plan to put the clan under a genjutsu worked, but Danzo and Obito are still causing trouble. Itachi is 21, not dying, and trying to protect his village and the three people that make up his world: his best friend, his girlfriend, and his little brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,684 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: Feb 27, 2018 - Published: Nov 11, 2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] Sasuke U., Shisui U.
If I was normal reviews
Law found himself wondering if he would have wound up with Luffy if he crossed path with him in a more normal life. The answer if no, but that doesn't seem to bug him or Luffy. Rated T for swearing and maybe mildly suggestive language. Fluffy, not angsty.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: Oct 28, 2017 - [T. Law, Luffy] - Complete
A very short argument reviews
Goten hears a noise in the kitchen, thinks of getting a bedtime snack, and spies his parents talking. Just a short fluffy Gochi story.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: Oct 23, 2017 - [Goku, Chi-Chi] Goten - Complete
If the Age was Freedom reviews
AU- For if Dragon had come to Goa Kingdom not as a thief in the night, but as a man victorious.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: Oct 17, 2014
As it is written reviews
Revised summary: Sabo and Koala take an emotional journey to Ace's grave site. The journey forces them to deal with death, their relationship, and how life is an non-linear experiential learning process. Sabo/Koala
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Aug 2, 2014 - Published: Jan 6, 2014 - [Sabo, Koala]
Katagiri drabbles reviews
A series of short stories exploring the character of Kanae Katagiri, wife of Ryuuken and mother of Uryuu. Contains several slice of life stories, but also includes some AUs and other things. Does contain spoilers for recent chapters. Ryuugiri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: Oct 4, 2013 - Published: Apr 20, 2013 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I., K. Katagiri
Odysseus returning home reviews
Usopp finds himself being drawn back to the idea of little Syrup Villiage, but settling back in can be an adventure all its own especially when he isn't the only one who has changed over the years. Ussop and Kaya aren't 17 anymore, but that doesn't mean you stop chasing your dreams. You just have to think harder about what your dreams really are.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: Sep 30, 2013 - Usopp, Kaya
Grandpa Lupin reviews
Teddy is left with Lyall Lupin while his Gran runs errands, and they have a conversation about what Remus was like as a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 5, 2013 - Teddy L., Lyall L. - Complete
Laugh like it's nobody's business reviews
Because Rukia and Renji interactions are both heartwarming and hilarious- mostly going for the humorous here.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 30, 2013 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Karin and Granny Haru reviews
A crack theory one-shot, where an anime filler character and current Quincy spoilers combine to create a story of what Karin has been up to since the Winter War. No shipping.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 11, 2013 - Karin K., K. Urahara - Complete
Coloring your judgement reviews
Shunshui joked "Those Kurosaki women might end up being a threat to soul society, if they keep taking away every captain we can find for the tenth division". spoilers 529. hitsugaya/karin
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: Mar 16, 2013 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
More than a job reviews
A little drabble about Katagiri and why she is working for the Ishida family. Katagiri POV. spoilers 530.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 15, 2013 - Ryuken I., K. Katagiri - Complete
The Book reviews
Ryuken debates whether or not to buy a translation of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", recognizing the suprising amount of emotional baggage that comes with such a simple action.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 22, 2013 - Masaki K., Isshin K. - Complete
Tipping Point reviews
Mizuiro asks a question and Uryu considers the current balance of his life. Written for all those Seniors in denial. light Uryuu/Orihime/Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Nov 27, 2012 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Big Brother reviews
Isshin could see a lot of himself in his son. Isshin could see a lot of Ryuken in Ichigo too. minor cursing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: Nov 13, 2012 - Isshin K., Ryuken I. - Complete
Mourning reviews
Renji reflects on his captain's death. Implied Renji/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Nov 5, 2012 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
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