Name: Do you have eyes?

Age: 987654321 trillion years old. I'm older than the Universe! Yay! Yeah right.

Stuff: Please note that I am not, let me repeat, NOT a real virus. If I were, then why on Earth would I currently be on Fanfiction.net? Kindly refrain on spamming reviews, writing utter nonsense, or things similar to that.

Part Of The Order Of The Insane, consisting of: Written Twilight, IDrinkLotsaEarlGrey, Night Chimes, SalutationsToYou and ForgottenUmbrella.

More Stuff:

-My favourite colour is lime green. No, don't ask me why.

-Fujoshi here

-I hate spelling.

Favourite Anime(s), Book(s) and Manga(s):

Fairy Tail, Naruto, Inuyasha, D-Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Toradora!, Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn, Deadman Wonderland, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Code Geass, Magi, Zombie Loan, Shingeki no Kyojin, Avatar, Soul Eater, Mekakucity Actors, Kill la Kill, Noragami, Karneval, KUROSHITSUJI, Free! And a hundred more.

Harry Potter series (Rules THE UNIVERSE!), Percy Jackson series, The Search for WondLa and its sequels, Divergent, Insurgent, Allegiant, Hovercar Racer, The Contest, Ways To Live Forever, Eragon series, Lord of the Rings, Narnia, etc.

Favourite pairings:

Akatsuki/Akatsuki

Sakura/Sasuke

Naruto/Hinata

Pein/Konan or Yahiko/Konan

Natsu/Lucy. Don't get me wrong. I don't even like Lucy.

Gray and nobody. Especially not Juvia.

Well... maybe GrayZa is okay. Maybe.

Jellal/Erza. I don't like Jellal being emo, though.

Levy/Gajeel :)

Ed/Winry

Ed/Roy

Roy/Riza KILLMENOW

Mei/Al ALSOKILLMENOW

For the anime Code Geass:

Lelouch/Kallen

LELOUCH/NUNALLY (platonic)

Lelouch/Suzaku

Alibaba/Hakuryuu Just sense the sexual tension.

Alibaba/Morgiana

Sinbad/Jafar

Nai/Gareki

Gareki/Yogi

Yukine/Yato

Yato/Hiyori

KANO/KIDO

Shintarou/Ene (or Takane your choice)

Konoha/Takane

Haruka/Makoto

Rei/Nagisa

Haruka/Rin

Rin/His Kouhai whose name I forgot

SEBASTIAN/CIELLLLLLL adfadsfasfjldjfalkadfajafd

[TEchIcal diFfIculTy PleAsE wAit oNE moMENt]

Facts about the Author herself (Because she's just so narcissistic like that):

-I am a FEMALE, and very proud of that.

-RULING THE UNIVERSE IS AWESOME! (Kidding.)

-If you want to rant about your beloved Shun, Ace, Dan, Masquerade, Gray, Natsu, Gajeel, Sasuke, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan, Deidara (Who, note, is a GIRL), Whatnotwhatnotwhatnot, please note that I am NOT LISTENING! LALALALALALALALA, I can't HEAR yooou!

-Lime green is awesome.

-Akatsuki ROCKS! (Or AKATSUKI STONES!)

-Incest sucks. And so do you, if you support incest pairings.

Cause I'm weird like that. For those who cannot understand the above text because there is no "OMG!!! I lyk, soooo love _ BeCUZ lyk..." or "Sooooo auesone SIAZZZZ!", there will be no translation provided.

Except for: Incest, is lyk soooo grosssssss.

I translated this sentence because its too important.

And you are probably reading my profile because you either want to flame me, kill me with a dictionary, or perhaps shoot danmaku at me, yes? Okay, maybe not shoot me with danmaku. How about curvy lazers?

And to quote someone:

Do I love Shun from Bakugan, Gray from Fairy Tail, Koishi from Touhou, Marisa from Touhou, Sasuke from Naruto, Sonic from Sonic, Mario from Mario, Lelouch from Code Geass, Suzaku from Code Geass, (others please specify)? No.

I like Tomoe, though. A lot.

And Sebastian.

And Hakuryuu.

And Haru.

And Kano/Kido.

And SebaCiel.

And

And

And

[MoAr tEcHNIcAl diFficUlTy]

ELFEN LIED IS AWESOME! (Not relevant in the least)

Unfortunately, something to note is that I no longer hate Yaoi or Yuri It's just part of the Japanese culture, I guess. And I do ship a few Yaoi couples. (DON'T SCREAM DON'T SCREAM DON'T WHACK ME WITH A DICTIONARY OR RULER.)

Correction: I like Yaoi. Yuri, not so much, but okay

FUJOSHI AND PROUD OF IT

Anyway, not anyways, see ya.

Trojan