CaffrinLuvsDHMIShide bio
 Author has written 30 stories for Tamagotchi, Vocaloid, Misc. Cartoons, Happy Tree Friends, and Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared. Hello there, friend. God, when was the last time I updated this? Anyway, I'm Caffrin. I'm a pervert and I'm dead inside. Oh, and I'm Undertale trash so there's that too. I don't really write stuff here anymore, I really should get back on that but ehh... Despite everything that's happened over the course of my experience on the internet (namely tumblr, that discourse really kinda got to me), I'm still just trying to get by and doing my best. Please don't be rude or hateful, we're all here to have a good time and read fanfiction. So...yeah. That said, enjoy my old |
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Don't Hug Me I Can't Stop SleepTyping by FuckingThingsUpAt2'oclock reviews
Harry is in despite need of a haircut since they're starting to get out of hand. Oh, and everyone ends up on the floor, so that's a plus I guess.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harry, Manny, Notepad, Robin
Make me Breathless by Hellsonlyrose reviews
Harry has an asphyxiation fetish. Paige accidentally finds walks in on him, and leaves tony to deal with it. HarryxTony, Rated M for major sexual themes, alcohol, slight non-con/rape, asphyxiation and yaoi.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Tony the Talking Clock, Harry - Complete
I'm With Spacytchi by MaxwellsBook reviews
Valentine's day is coming soon. Spacytchi desperately wants Himespetchi to be his Valentine...but there's one problem. Himespetchi is head-over-heels in love with Mametchi!
Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Spaceytchi, Himespetchi]
Egoraptor and JonTron Go To Subway by Smash the Ecchidna reviews
A Game Grumps Fanfiction Novelette.
Crossover - Dink Smallwood & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Overgrown Guy Girlfriend - Complete
New Perspective by Dr. Dee Da Dee reviews
Zeroro is feeling like an outsider, afraid to discover himself... but his friend giroro is here to help 8D I suck at summarries This is a Yaoi smut. If you don't like this stuff, or read it just to take the piss, please don't, leave me in my corner :3
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Dororo/Zeroro, Giroro - Complete
Meta Knight's Journal by TehTobiGurl reviews
Events in Meta Knight's life recorded, in his own words, in a journal.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Meta Knight
Soul Juices by linetime reviews
Slash, lemon! SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to have a cool sleepover but that doesn't really happen. It's pretty gross.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Cucumber by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
As Space Ghost notices a piece of lettuce caught in between his perfect teeth just before showtime, he and Moltar overhear an unusual converstion: Brak wants to introduce Zorak to his "cucumber"! Short, stupid, and very salacious...woo-hoo!
Space Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes II: Lost at Sea by Swing123 reviews
Sequel to Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie. Calvin and Hobbes go on a fishing trip with his dad. Only dad is on a seprate boat.When the two boats get separated, Calvin has to learn how to navigate the boat, or be lost at sea FORVER! COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie by Swing123 reviews
Moe forces Calvin to go to summer camp. And when Calvin can't take Moe's bullying anymore, he and Hobbes escape into forests they've never been to. With deadly aliens on their tracks. FINISHED!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Something in the Bedroom by coprime reviews
Zorak has something to show Brak. m/m
Space Ghost - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Complete
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A Time for Love reviews
He knew this was wrong. Tony wasn't his special one. That's not how it works in Malcolm's eyes. (Tony x Shrignold smutfic.)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Tony the Talking Clock - Complete
The Boy and The Bee reviews
Shrignold decides to show Manny where his 'love juices' are made, and then explore his 'tunnel of love'. This was split into two parts on Tumblr, but I thought I'd combine them for here. This is definitely a smutfic.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Manny - Complete
Lost in Japan reviews
Harry wakes up to find himself in Japan, where he nearly becomes a Japanese TV star. Oneshot, based on that one picture on Becky Sloan's Instagram.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Harry - Complete
Harry's Morning reviews
Harry wakes up one morning feeling different than usual. But why? Can he stop the Pizzer Dragon's assault on their trees? Joke drabble; don't take it too seriously.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Harry - Complete
One of Us reviews
Sequel to The Last of Our Fears. Caffrin has an unsettling dream that suddenly comes true when she, along with Harry, Robin, and Manny, become living inanimate objects themselves! Now they must team up with Tony and Notepad(a.k.a. Paige) to find a way to become humans again...but have they really been reformed, or are they still under Motherboard's control...?
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry, Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock, OC - Complete
The Last of Our Fears reviews
A mysterious council of living objects, including Notepad and Tony, plan to get rid of Harry, Robin, and Manny after they tell a close neighbor of their past encounters. With deep concern, she vows to help them and never let it happen again. But soon, the trio's fears start to come to life...literally. Could there be a much more sinister plot behind Tony and Notepad's "lessons"?
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry, Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock, OC - Complete
Mucking Around reviews
Tony was always so obsessed with time; and it especially made sense since he was a talking clock. Yet, he seemed to be attracted to Harry(and the Notepad, but that's another story), always teasing him while going on and on about time... HarryxTony(I guess it's called Showtime?) smutfic.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Harry, Tony the Talking Clock] - Complete
Gay Sexual Escapades reviews
Harry just wanted to watch his 9:00 show, but his friends had other ideas. Short but sweet smutfic.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Harry, Manny, Robin] - Complete
International Week reviews
It's International Week at Tamagotchi School, but when Kikitchi starts to get bossy, things get violent...
Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
Chamametchi and Pipospetchi's Halloween Adventure! reviews
It's Halloween, and Chamametchi and Pipospetchi are going trick-or-treating!
Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
Midnight Snacks reviews
Chamametchi and Pipospetchi get hungry in the middle of the night. Simple little drabble I wrote for fun.
Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
The Corn-Cob Spaceship
Alternate ending to Tamagotchi! Episode 30a. Who was really running the Corn-Cob Spaceship? ChamaPipo.
Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Pipospetchi, Chamametchi] Mametchi, Spaceytchi - Complete
The Slumber Party reviews
REALLY old story, but I forgot to re-upload this. KuroSpacey
Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Kuromametchi, Spaceytchi] - Complete
Chamametchi and Pipospetchi's Dream Jewel Adventure!
Once again, our favorite Tamagotchi couple are off on another adventure! But this time, it'll be bigger and better...
Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,635 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
Untitled Spaceycest FanFiction
Spaceytchi comes home to find Akaspetchi and Pipospetchi looking at 'adult content' on his laptop. Spaceycest threesome.
Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Spaceytchi, Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi] - Complete
The Challenge
When Chamametchi and Pipospetchi get too needy, Mametchi and Spaceytchi issue them (and Akaspetchi) to survive a WHOLE week without anything. How long will they last? Reaf and find out!
Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
Senior Vibrato reviews
Spaceytchi got a vibrator for Christmas, now he's going to use it. Just a short little Spacey-Selfie.
Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
Kiramotchi and Pipospetchi's Best Party Ever! reviews
Kiramotchi and Pipospetchi throw a party to celebrate a world record! Rated T for the beginning part.
Tamagotchi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Kiramotchi, Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
Flippy's Punishment reviews
Flippy wakes up in a dark room, only to find himself tied up in ropes by Splendid. Rated M for sex and a few F-bombs.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Flippy, Splendid] - Complete
Stargazing
"...Pipo?" "Yeah?" "Do you ever miss Chamametchi?" "Sometimes," I said. KiraPipo and slight ChamaPipo fluff.
Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Pipospetchi, Kiramotchi] - Complete
Repopulation
When everygotchi disappears, The Spacey Brothers are left to repopulate the town. Spaceycest.
Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Spaceytchi, Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi] - Complete
Not Anymore reviews
Mametchi commits suicide, and his friends are left to suffer. Sadfic, takes place after episode 163.
Tamagotchi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Mametchi, Spaceytchi - Complete
Pointers
Spaceytchi gets 'beauty lessons' from Wagashietchi, the most handsome Tamagotchi in Dream Town. But it doesn't go as expected. WagaSpacey Oneshot.
Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Spaceytchi - Complete
The Average Days of DeviantART
Just another day on the internet, according to DeviantART. AnthroWebFic.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Complete
Chamametchi and Pipospetchi's Magic Adventure! reviews
When Chamametchi and Pipospetchi take Mametchi's car for a spin, who knows what could happen! ChamaPipo-ish.
Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
Girl's Night reviews
The girls are having a party over at Himespetchi's house, but the boys want to know what's REALLY going on. THIS IS NOT HIMESPACEY.
Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Himespetchi, Spaceytchi - Complete
Just Trust Me reviews
Secret reupload. A game of Strip Smash Bros. turns horribly wrong. KuroSpacey.
Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Spaceytchi, Kuromametchi] - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Takes place before "Just Trust Me". Spaceytchi had a strange and awkward dream last night, involving his friend Kuromametchi. KuroSpacey
Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Kuromametchi, Spaceytchi] - Complete
Disappeared! reviews
Miku wants to play with her Friends. But where are they? That's what Miku wants to know. My first VOCALOID FanFic.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
The Prophecy
According to a Mysterious Prophecy, Tamagotchi Planet is Under Attack! But who could be Responsible for this? Well, Who else? My COMPLETE First Multi-Chapter Story.
Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,447 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Spaceytchi - Complete
