Hello! I'm new to fanfiction.net and my stories'll most likely suck so please don't be too harsh! Thanks!

I'm Filipino so deal with it. No pressure guys :P

I have a lot of family members if you include the dog :)

I have kinda written... Just a few stories for fanfiction.net so please bear with me for there will be stories to come in le future. Underneath are...*drumroll* MY FAVORITES! Enjoy!

Favorites:

TV shows and channels: CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, NCIS, Law and Order, 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show, The Walking Dead, NatGeo, Discovery, Animal Planet and History Channel.

Video Games: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Jericho, Silent Hill, Harry Potter: Lego, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Emerald, Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver, Pokémon Black and White and Minecraft.

Music: Owl City, Linkin Park, Skillet, Drowning Pool, One Direction (sometimes lol), Evanescence, Sponge Cola, Eminem, Vocaloid and twenty more.

Movies: Spider-Man 1 2 and 3, The Avengers, Transformers, Star Wars, Naruto Shippuden: Blood Prison, Harry Potter and Narnia.

Anime: Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Maid-Sama, Soul Eater, Vampire Knight, K, Digimon, Pokémon, Fullmetal Alchemist and Hetalia.

Cartoons: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Teen Titans, Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball and Spongebob.

Hobbies: Exploring and doing reckless and dangerous stuffs, hanging with mah buddies and family, writing, drawing, playing ball, daydreaming and swimming (or taking showers).

My own Naruto verse jutsus:

Summoning: Blood Beast: This jutsu summons a massive, serpentine monster that absorbs roughly 70% of all your naturally regenerative (which means you'll need some heavy chakra transfusion after this) chakra before it attacks all of your opponents by sucking out all their chakra or life blood if not ninja and leaving them high and dry. This jutsu is highly NOT recommended since it killed a lot of shinobi that had used it died already. Well duh, forbidden jutsu?

Fire Style: Demonic Hellfire Jutsu: This dangerous S-rank jutsu lets you create and control red and black fire in the shape of a demon. This fire jutsu rivals even the legendary power of Amaterasu itself and burns everything it's master desires to be burned. This jutsu, even though it is powerful, requires a massive amount of chakra to be controlled properly or else the fire will burn it's master instead. It's a very punishable S-rank forbidden jutsu.

Wind Style: Zen Slash: This wind style jutsu is quite easy to perform and is exclusive to the Hidden Cloud Village. It takes some of the user's chakra and molds it into wind chakra on the forearms and and creates the shape of wings and is really as in really sharp. The user slashes his arms through the air to create the even more real illusion of wings and while the opponents are currently mesmerized by the beauty and grace of the wings, they get some part of their body lopped off. This is a B-rank jutsu and is taught to Chunin of the Cloud Village ONLY.

The Bro Code: Five Rules a Bro must NEVER break.

1. Bros Before Hoes: Always remember, girlfriends, flings, hot colleagues and girl-next-doors come and go, but your boys will always be there. Never let a woman get in between your bromance. If the both of you can't let that one girl go, then agree on a Gentlemen's Agreement, you set ground rules to ensure your friendship ain't ruined.

2. Don't Date Your Boys' Ex's: Those ex's are always off-limits. Who wants to think someone shared their gf with you?

3. You Can't Date Her If Your Bro Says He's In To Her: First come first serve buddy. Stay cool. Maybe it ain't gonna work out between them. Wait for your turn and NEVER jump the queue. Friendly competition or rivalry will strain your friendship.

4. Your Bro's Baby Sister Is Off Limits: She'll be off limits forever. Unless you've decided to marry her before you even got to know her, don't stick your hands in that cookie jar. If she ever burst into tears because of something you did... Well, I'm not paying for your hospital bills.

5. During A Bro-outing, Don't Pick Up Your Girl's Call: Seriously, most Bros would just want some alone time where boys can be boys. Unless she's dying or trapped under a lorry, don't pick up yo girl's call. She should know that time is off-limits.

Honestly, I'm really tired of my mates going off for yaoi pairings in anime. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE anime, it's just that yaoi and yuri scare me a bit. No offense guys.

Especially their NaruSasu pairing... Brrr..

But I do love the Hetalia pairings... (Pft, what a hypocrite...)

And now I would like to quote something, why would new parents ask who their new baby looks like? Take this as advice kiddies, the poor baby was only born 15 minutes ago and his new parents ask who it looks like when the doctor solemnly points out that the kid looks like a potato... *smirk*

Hahaha, got you good didn't I? Just kidding dudes, just keep reading!