Quotes - Funny, Inspirational, Awesome:

"I got confused by some old movie I saw the other night about a ninja girl whose ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend because he was from a rival ninja clan."
- Artemis Crock (Young Justice, Bereft)

"They might be bigger / But we're faster and never scared / You can walk away say we don't need this / But there's something in your eyes / Says we can beat this / Because these things will change"
- Taylor Swift (Change)

"I like good strong words that mean something."
- Jo March (Little Women by Loisa May Alcott)

"There's only us, there's only this / Forget regret, or life is yours to miss / No other road, no other way / No day but today"
- Mimi Marquez (Rent, Another Day)

"Okay, so you're saying the sword needs someone worthy. Someone incredibly brave and handsome. Someone with a stylish green jacket."
- Ben Tennyson (Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, A Knight to Remember)

"Every puzzle has an answer!"
- Professor Hershel Layton

"When I was your age, television was called books."
- The Grandpa (The Princess Bride)

"Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!"
- Elphaba (Wicked: The Musical)

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Anybody who believes that has never been called a name."
- Bobby Goodspeed (The Misfits by James Howe)

"Yours in demigodishnes, and all that. Peace out."
- Leo Valdez (The Son of Neptune by Rick Riordan)

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
- Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling)

"A lady never keeps a gentlemen waiting... now where is this black market?"
- Emmy Altava (Professor Layton and the Last Specter)

"To days of inspiration / Playing hookey, making / Something out of nothing / The need to express - / To communicate, / To going against the grain, / Going insane, going mad"
- Mark Cohen (Rent, La Vie Boheme)

"I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet."
- Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief)

"To being an us for once... instead of a... them!!"
- Mark Cohen (Rent, La Vie Boheme)

"I am a warrior... but I'm a girl, too."
- Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender, Warriors of Kyoshi)

"I suppose I won't see you for a while, so farewell, best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!"
- Angela (Eldest by Christopher Paolini)

"I saw my parents kill a girl, and then I found a dinosaur in my basement. I haven't slept in four days."
- Gertrude Yorkes (Runaways Vol. 2, Teenage Wasteland)

"She understood that it was possible to make a bad film from a good script, but that it was impossible to make a good film from a bad one."
- David Heyman

"Your generation is all the same. As soon as you encounter something you don't understand, you label it as 'evil' and start throwing chairs through Starbucks windows."
- Dr. Hayes (Runaways Vol.1, Pride and Joy)

"Tell me or I'll go to Mr. Sweet and tell him that you're doing something weird and I don't know what it is... or something."
- Amber Millington (House of Anubis, House of Secrets)

"Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with the shades of deeper meaning."
- Mrs. Flowers (I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou)

"I have had dreams and I have had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams."
- Jonas Salk

"Not really just the same thing about tipping the scales of life. What does that mean? What could - be more delicious that this muffin?!"
- Nina Martin (House of Anubis, House of Identity)

"Hungry? Careful not to choke on your stupidity."
- Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars: The Clone Wars, A Friend in Need)

"You're just as sane as I am."
- Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Well... sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor."
- Grover Underwood (Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan)

"As I look out at all of you gathered here, I wasnt to say that I don't see a room full of Parisians in top hats and diamonds and silk dresses. I don't see bankers and housewives and store clerks. No. I address you all tonight as you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers."
- George Melies (The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznick)

"Well you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand."
- Flynn Rider (Tangled)

"Only rainbows after rain / The sun will always come again / It's a circle - circlin' / Around again, it comes around again"
-Andy Grammer (Keep Your Head Up)

"If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat, it's me."
- Jiji (Kiki's Delivery Service)

"What color is pandemonium? It sounds yellow."
- Beatrice Shakespeare Smith (Eyes Like Stars by Lisa Mantchev)

"When life gives you lemons make grape juice and then sit back and let other people wonder how you did it."
- Anonymous

"We mustn't let next week rob us of this week's joy."
- Anne Shirley (Anne of the Island by L.M. Montgomery)

"I do hope I'm interrupting something."
- Violet, The Dowager Countess of Grantham (Downton Abbey, Season 2: Episode 6)

"Yes, the water of the ocean. Much like the air of the sky or the flame of the fire."
- Rifftrax, The Last Airbender

"I thought we had an agreement. You stop sleeping in your garage and I stop bugging you about sleeping in your garage."
- Gwen Tennyson (Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, Inspector #13)

"But why is the rum gone!?!"
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"Give'im a break! He's two thousand years old and he's been fighting ninjas all day. Of course he's tired!"
- Ben Tennyson (Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, Ultimate Enemy: Part 2)

"We're all alike, for each of us in some way had to struggle to become who we are. But what better role for anyone to aspire to than hero?"
- Superman (Superman/Batman: Apocalypse)

"Being human's not about what you are. It's about who you are."
- Rebecca (Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant)

"Anything else you want to blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty!?"
- Sam Manson (Danny Phantom, Memory Blank)

"You out-crazied a man with a gun!"
- Nick Miller (New Girl, Landlord)

"The only one I can trust anymore... is Pabu."
- Bolin (The Legend of Korra, The Spirit of Competition)

"The only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake."
- Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, The Mysterious Mare Do Well)

"I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle."
- Margo Roth Spiegelman (Paper Towns by John Green)

"You say it's easier to burn than to build. / You say it's easier to hurt than to heal. / But I say you lose when you give up what you love. / And I've lived my life without you long enough."
- Colbie Caillat (I Won't)

"I laugh in the face of danger. And then I hide until it goes away."
- Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Witch)

"There you go with the breaking again. We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free."
- Margo Roth Spiegelman (Paper Towns by John Green)

"You want weapons? We're in a library. Books! The greatest weapons in the world! This room's the best arsenal we could ask for. Arm yourselves."
- The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who, Tooth and Claw)

"For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all other cretins bow before me."
- Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Witch)

"Two hundred seventy nine girls in our school and he's gotta have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge."
- Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom, Shades of Gray)

"Barefoot on the moon!"
- The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who, Smith and Jones)

"You can't divide tape with tape! You created a paradox!"
- Cyborg (New Teen Titans Shorts)

"She who runs from her enemies until she has the strength to do otherwise is both brave and wise."
- The Blue Caterpillar (The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddar)

"Don't waste your time on the obvious things. Write about what disturbs you, particularly if it bothers no one else."
- Elaine Stein (The Help by Kathryn Stockett)

"If I were going to turn Batman into a carpet, there's only one place to do it."
- Robin (Batman: The Brave and the Bold, The Color of Revenge!)

"The nature of epiphany is that it changes the universe without moving a hair."
- Joss Whedon (Introduction to Identity Crisis)

"Hi. For those of you who've just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."
- Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Becoming: Part 1)

"Less than two minutes ago, Slade walked all over our powers. So who needs powers? Like I always say, the JSA may teach you how to be a hero... And the Titans may teach you to be a family... But the League -- sure, it teaches you how to protect, but from the very start -- the League teaches you how to fight."
- Green Arrow (Identity Crisis)

"Sticks and stones won't break my soul / Get out of the way, I'm invincible"
- Aly and AJ Michalka (Sticks and Stones)

"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."
- Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Becoming: Part 1)

"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."
- Hazel Grace Lancaster (The Fault in Our Stars by John Green)

"People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It's never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either."
- Batman (Identity Crisis)

"The concept is grasped. The execution is a little... elusive."
- Princess Mia (The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement)

"When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."
- Avatar Aang (The Legend of Korra, Endgame)

"First rule of battle strategy: Don't ever let your opponent distract you."
- Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief)

"I'm like a puzzle... I'm hard to figure out!"
- Anonymous

"We've had our share of ups and downs. Hours of detention, hours of glory. The five of us have gotten used to life with Lyoko. Now it's time for a new life without it."
- Yumi Ishiyama (Code Lyoko, Echoes)

"Use your words!"
- John Green

"We accept the love we think we deserve."
- Bill (The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky)

"One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel."
- Madame de Pompadour (Doctor Who, The Girl in the Fireplace)

"Anybody else got a revolver they want power-ringed?"
- Green Lantern (The Green Lantern/Green Arrow Collection Vol. 1 by Dennis O'Neil)

"Fantastic. That leaves twenty minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut!"
- The Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who, The Eleventh Hour)

"Black is my color. Black like your eye'll be if you don't back off."
- Yumi Ishiyama (Code Lyoko, Cold Sweat)

"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."
- Charlie (The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky)

"Am I boring you with this 'hunting evil' stuff?"
- Dean Winchester (Supernatural, Home)

"Way to the girl's heart... Avatar. Take my advice boys. Find out what they ship. Ship it. And you'll land yourself a winner... or a crazy person, but either way they'll like Avatar."
- CourtoonXIII

"The Venn Diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle."
- John Green

"Hello, Sweetie."
- River Song

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
- Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock, A Study in Pink)

"I'm going AWOL, anyone know how to hotwire a bus?"
- Rogue (X-Men: Evolution, Survival of the Fittest)

"Such a basic mistake, Madame Kovarian: take a child, raise her to be the perfect psychopath, introduce her to the Doctor. Who else was I going to fall in love with?"
- River Song (Doctor Who, The Wedding of River Song)