Tearoom Saloonhide bio
 Author has written 31 stories for Homestuck, Sherlock, Gravity Falls, and Star Wars. College-age on a STEM track, usually pretty busy. Primarily working on A Dream in Twofold. Updates Fridays or Sundays starting the week of January 18th. |
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Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 273,278 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 283 - Updated: Jan 28, 2018 - Published: Mar 4, 2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
To Shatter the Stars by Next to Something reviews
Rey has been on Ahch-To for months, unsuccessfully trying to convince Luke Skywalker to rejoin the Resistance. When Kylo Ren finds her on the island, he is alone and unarmed. His reasons for tracking her down are mysterious at best and, at worst, threaten to shatter them both. Reylo, mostly pwp.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 48 - Published: Jan 6, 2016 - Luke S., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Schoolgirl Crush by Flaignhan reviews
These things pass. So they say.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 218 - Updated: Jan 20, 2013 - Published: Jan 7, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Bed Sheets On Poppy Hill by merristuck reviews
Children make fortresses out of bed sheets because, as everyone knows, they are the only things in which monsters cannot touch you and that adulthood cannot topple. Humanstuck. Dedicated to littlemisfit13.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Jul 16, 2012 - Published: Jul 12, 2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Troubleshooting by stilettov reviews
Jim Moriarty thought he knew everything there was to know about Molly Hooper, and Molly Hooper thought she knew all there was to know about herself. Wrong! Long one-shot, PWP, graphic, violent imagery and dark themes. NC-17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: Oct 3, 2011 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper
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A Dream in Twofold reviews
He was as much a monster as she made him out to be. But the more she saw of him, the more complicated he became. A beast or a frightened child, his faces often changed, and she could no longer tell which dreams belonged to whom. Usually updates Fridays or Sundays barring weeks with exams.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,248 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 185 - Updated: May 31, 2016 - Published: Jan 12, 2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo]
City Lights reviews
His apartment was small and their jobs were demanding, but they found time to share. Oh, did they find time. Mostly unrelated snippets of a modern flavor, some more explicit than others. Summaries and individual ratings on each piece.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: Mar 15, 2016 - Published: Feb 21, 2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo]
Isolation reviews
She had cut off the comfort of touch when she was small. It was preservation to hate the feeling, she told herself, a way to keep a weakness at bay. Then why did she feel hungry to graze his skin, to touch him the way a starving animal prepared for a feast? (Shameless pwp two part one-shot).
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Published: Feb 7, 2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo]
Inadequate reviews
That's how she felt, anyway. He wasn't her first and she was so sure that he would be like the rest and wouldn't be able to satisfy her. If he did, well...she would be more than pleased. Pretty shameless pwp.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Published: Jan 30, 2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Slumber reviews
It was hard, he realized, harder than he wanted it to be. A galaxy apart, he knew he could see her while he slept. He was worried he'd only ever see her in sleep. It was better than nothing, though, and when he woke, he pretended he could still feel her touch on his skin. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jan 28, 2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
A Kingdom Down Below reviews
The God of Death takes what he wants and rarely gives in return. A beautiful flower goddess coveted by all eyes who gaze upon her, this is the girl he will take with him into the night. And maybe, just maybe, she can love him back. Hades and Persephone parallel. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jan 22, 2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
The Spider's Duet reviews
Love, they said, was a tall, stiff drink. Dipper Gleeful wasn't sure he wanted a glass of love, but he needed something to wash its taste from his mouth. His sister thought so too, so she poured him a glass of rubbing alcohol and slid it across the table, content to wait for the infatuation to wear off. The problem, however, was that he didn't intend to give this one up.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Aug 24, 2015 - Published: Jul 24, 2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., 8 Ball
Bated Breath reviews
Reverse Pines AU drabble. When things bump into each other unexpectedly in the night, they bare their teeth and hiss.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: Jul 23, 2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
The Case of Ignorance reviews
There's a pathologist sleeping on his couch...but why?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jan 19, 2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Fairy Rings reviews
"I didn't ask to become what I am! I didn't want to end up like this, not being able to think straight, not being able to look at you without wanting to...to..." she trailed off, sliding to the floor. "I'm sorry, I really am. My head's all muddled and I'm not sure what's real anymore."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 76 - Updated: Jan 9, 2014 - Published: Aug 1, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
An Entire Bottle of Scotch reviews
Season 3 Spoilers!: Molly goes to check up on Sherlock after the wedding, but comes face to face with an upset, drunken detective.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: Jan 6, 2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Tear for a Promise reviews
Season three spoilers! (sort of?) After a bad row with her fiancé, Molly finds herself ringless in front of 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jan 6, 2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
For Want of a Glance reviews
It needed to be cut off, she reasoned, trying to reassure herself. Still, she was surprised he hadn't picked up on why she was so upset.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 3, 2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Patience of the Eternal reviews
Empty Hearse Spoilers! It had been years and years ago, but he knew that look in her eyes, the pain there. Even with a new ring on her finger, she hadn't moved on.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jan 2, 2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Manners and Ruthlessness reviews
Sherlock agrees to take lessons from Molly on how to be nice and polite. In return, Sherlock teaches Molly on how to be cruel.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: Aug 2, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
World Class Criminal vs House Class Cat reviews
Criminals are more interesting than cats, right? There's no reason Molly would pick Toby over him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jul 30, 2013 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Angels and Devils reviews
She would always be the Eagle's fool and the Fox's player.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: Jul 29, 2013 - Published: Jul 3, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Angry Whispers reviews
Molly agrees to help Lestrade on a case without consulting Sherlock first. He's okay with that, right? No. He's furious.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 28, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Study Guide reviews
What could be so bad about sharing a suite with Sherlock Holmes? She'd have her own room, and that would mean peace and quiet, right?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jul 27, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
M is for Murder, H is for Homicide reviews
One half wants to be his killer. The other, his lover. Only time will tell which will be the victor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: Jul 26, 2013 - Published: Jun 23, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
After Midnight reviews
Sherlock comes home to find Molly waiting for him, and better still, seducing him in her own special way; ignoring him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jul 21, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Minus the Labcoat reviews
Sherlock runs into Molly outside of Bart's and notices how different she looks out of her lab coat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 1, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Witches and Cognac reviews
The last thing teenage Sherlock Holmes wants to do on Halloween is attend a class party. Much to his dismay, he gets dragged to one anyway. At least he has a witch and a flask to keep him company in his sulk.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: Jun 18, 2013 - Published: Jun 13, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Genius and the Cake reviews
Molly is baking a cake in the kitchen in 221B for John's birthday, but Sherlock really would like to continue one of his experiments. That is, until Molly becomes an experiment. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jun 11, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
To Each on the Ends reviews
Vriska Serket is an agent for her mother, The Marquise of Bath. After being sent on a mission to uncover information about The Summoner and beginning to fall for his son, she is sucked into the world of The Game, which will challenge her sanity at every bend. Stuck in a bleak, uncharted land where there is little hope of escape, winning is the only option. Steamstuck 1920s AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,584 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: Jun 9, 2013 - Published: Jul 16, 2012 - Vriska S., Tavros N.
Anything Could Happen reviews
Teen!Lock AU. Sherlock Holmes is sixteen: brilliant, sarcastic, and terribly bored. Excelling in all his classes (except Latin), there is little to do for entertainment. That is, until a Torrentially Treacherous Tuesday causes a chain reaction—an unexpected friendship, a bizarre case, and a touch that could ignite a thousand torches—and changes Sherlock's year permanently.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Published: Jun 8, 2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Paradigm reviews
It is the Regency Period on Primeva-the first of the troll planets. The upper classes are in a hedonistic state while the lower classes starve on the streets. Two major events are about to occur one after the other, the Revolution and the initiation of the first Sgrub session. (Originstuck, so it's the same setting, new characters).
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Dec 21, 2012 - Published: Dec 11, 2012
Buy Her a Pretty Dress reviews
She never smiled. Day or night, rain or shine, pennies or penniless, she never smiled. Perhaps that is what drew him to her; the complete lack of joviality in her nature. Not that he was attracted to that sort of person. She was different, quiet, macabre. A Poe amidst a sea of Keats.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 30, 2012 - Aradia M., Sollux C. - Complete
Meditation of Fifths reviews
"Listen, hear, touch, taste, tell me what you see. What does the ocean make you think of? Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and stop being so wound up all the time, Eridan. Just...breathe." Fluff. I could build mountains of cotton candy to the fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: Aug 7, 2012 - Feferi P., Eridan A. - Complete
The Green Room reviews
Eridan Amproa has been through sixteen jobs before somehow landing himself at the Green Room, one of New York City's most popular rock clubs. A barback, he's rather low on the chain of command, harboring a dream of becoming a rock star. Escaping his job for a quick break one night, he runs into a girl who may be the answer to more than one of his problems. Humanstuck 1980s AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: Jul 22, 2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P.
The Absurdity of it All reviews
A storm strikes whilst the FLARP teams are outside. The least likely of the group seems to have a silly, childish secret... Incredibly fluffy. So incredibly fluffy.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 18, 2012 - Vriska S., Tavros N. - Complete
