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 Author has written 9 stories for Team Fortress 2. Yo! A lot of my writing here is old, but I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing. I'm the admin of , so check out my other stuff there! I'm also on Archive Of Our Own under the same name! |
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Burning Midnight Oil by sa-mu-uu reviews
Zoro asks Sanji out for some private time just outside of town, and a night that begins suggestive and taunting follows a road less travelled into a sentimental territory that lies uncharted. Written for ZoSan month. Smut one shot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Insatiable by snappdragon reviews
Do you ever have one of those days where you are horny to the point of distraction? Sanji was having one of those days. Well… more like he was having one of those weeks. And it was starting to become a problem. A smutty oneshot. Sanzo
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Heat by snappdragon reviews
In honor of Zoro's birthday, here is another smutty oneshot. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Good Mood & Some Sake by snappdragon reviews
Just a simple, smutty oneshot. Zosan. Continued in Fire & Steel.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Penitence & Patience, Glitches & Viruses by Illisandria Carthain reviews
Red binary flickered across his face as gibberish flew from his lips. She backed against a candy-cane tree behind her, leaping away as blue-red glitches ran across her arm where she touched the candy. No, this was not happening. There was no way this was happening...She had to find Ralph. NOW. Mirror on AO3 under SandriaC.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,946 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, Wreck-It Ralph
Blood-Kin by Dibellan Arts reviews
Ghorbash the Iron Hand gives the dragonborn a lesson in orc culture. [F!Dragonborn/Ghorbash. Mature readers only]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ghorbash the Iron Hand - Complete
The Boatman, Crossed by Death by Jukebox Hound reviews
"I know all the stories," the Outsider says softly. "I know all the beginnings, and all the endings. But it's the telling of them that changes, and Samuel knows far more than he thinks he does." [Gen. Mythology, violence.]
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2013 - the Outsider, Samuel B., Corvo A. - Complete
Almost Like a Virgin by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Sherlock is a man with very particular sexual habits, and John quickly finds the futility in really questioning them. Lots of drunk sex, some sober sex, and a glorious helping of angst. Sequel to, "A Study in Shagging."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Oil and Soda by ashford2ashford reviews
Collaboration Work between myself and Sakanoue. RED Scout and RED Engineer enjoy a night in. Warning: Sexxins ahead.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Engineer, Scout - Complete
Conflict of Interest by ashford2ashford reviews
Collaboration with Sakanoue. Our own personal take on the BLU Spy and RED Sniper relationship. Hope you enjoy!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,842 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sniper, Spy
A Cruel Game by GejimayuGirl reviews
"I don't usually brag about stuff like this, but it's more a universal truth than a boast. Birds fly, fish swim, and Sanji seriously wants to jump my bones - not that I'm complaining." ZoroxSanji. Rated for language and mild suggestive adult themes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Fall by Giddy TF2 reviews
'Torture. Utter, sweet torture.'
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Zhe Flesh Is Veak by Giddy TF2 reviews
'It means a great deal to him that this isn't just a mindless fuck to Medic. It means something to him, and he wants Medic to feel the same. He wants Medic to want this, to want them, as much as he does.' A pr0n fic challenge to use only their in-game lines as dialogue.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Pointless Smut Hoorah Hoorah by TheSoundOfAWESOME reviews
So Scout loses his ball and ends up finding CCTV porn. Because everyone seems to love scarring him with this shit. Like I said, Hoorah. I basically wrote this as a sort of warm-up, if you like, for the inevitable smut we're hurtling towards in "Filling in". My first ever smut, so don't expect Chan material or anything (I'M SO FUNNY).
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Heavy, Medic
A Thousand Years, A Thousand More by Giddy TF2 reviews
'In retrospect, he should have realized what Fate had in store for him when Medic sneered at him and the sneer was the most dazzling thing he'd seen in a long time. A very long time.' A Heavy/Medic love story.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,849 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Heavy, Medic
Fortunate by Giddy TF2 reviews
A 200-word Heavy/Medic drabble.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
The Roronoa Fruit by StarkBlack reviews
To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,081 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Early Breakfast by Breech Loader reviews
The RED Heavy gets up for an early Sandvich. But it turns out that the RED Medic is always an early riser. Well... somebody's got to feed the Flock... Turns out Medic's really not as chilly as she pretends to be though. She likes breakfasting with large men, and sharing, and being spontaneous... Heavy/Fem!Medic. One-Shot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Severance by FuchsiaMae reviews
Caroline, tired of being Cave's subordinate, decides to quit her job - but runs into unexpected consequences. Cave/Caroline.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson
Safe by Vidar reviews
Every so often the blood and violence isn't enough. He does not know why. When not even his experiments can lift his spirits, Medic finds he needs something else to snap out of it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Medic, Heavy
Breathe For Me by psycho chibbi reviews
They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,234 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Sweet As Cake by FuchsiaMae reviews
It's Cave's birthday. Caroline decides to surprise him with a cake. Cave/Caroline, rated M for adult content.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Cave Johnson, Caroline - Complete
Bartering with Bushmen by PancakeSandvich reviews
BLU Sniper enjoys a little alone time with RED Spy. Oneshot, bloodplay. Possible followup later if Roommate demands.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
A Professional Relationship by FuchsiaMae reviews
Cave and Caroline spend a late night at the office. Cave/Caroline first-time fic. Rated M for adult content.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Wanting More by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Slippery When Wet by FuchsiaMae reviews
Cave and Caroline experiment with Propulsion Gel. Cave/Caroline fluffiness.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Cave Johnson, Caroline - Complete
Snipin Time by ani-chan24 reviews
When blackmail turns into secret sex, you can't really complain. Blu!Sniper/Red!Spy Full of lemon scenes, you won't be disappointed!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sniper, Spy
Authority by dear cecil reviews
Medic is, on the field and in his office, a man who loves to be in charge. In more intimate affairs, however, Spy learns that the man can be quite different. Warnings: Sex, power play, weird dirty talk.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Spy, Medic - Complete
Asleep? by VladsGirl reviews
WARNING NO SPELLCHECK Okay so, Vlad comes to the Fenton household for a visit, and when Danny returns to his room from a shower, he finds Vlad, "asleep" on the bed and decides to explore. Warning: YAOI. VladXDanny! Porn without a point, I guess!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
A Visitor in the Night by UsamiAkihiko reviews
Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,058 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Into the Night by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Revealing his secret to his parents probably wasnt the best thing to do, and now Danny has only one person to turn to for understanding, healing, and love.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,080 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Cockadoodle effin doo by psycho chibbi reviews
Sanji finally barricades himself in the kitchen after the others take advantage of it one time too many. Zoro didnt care what blondie did. Until Usopp makes a discovery that drives Zoro to the brink of madness. His only hope? Sanji. SanjixZoro *Finished*
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,186 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Dealing in Heylin by CrystallicSky reviews
In which Chase Young discovers a rather changed Jack Spicer and likes what he sees. CHACK, ONESHOT, GIFTFIC FOR SILVARBELLE
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Serenity Prayer by atromiti reviews
Some things change. Some things don't. SladeNightwing. [How Long Is Forever AU]
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Slade, Robin
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Fresh Start - Helmet Party reviews
My take on a Helmet Party fic! Soldier recalls how he first joined the team and how much Engineer stood out to him. He still hasn't figured out why, however. Rated M for later chapters.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Engineer, Soldier
TF2 Shorts
I run the tf2-headcanons. blog, so I receive lots of prompts! I will be putting some of my drabbles here. Please check out my work on the website previously mentioned, there will be lots more there! (These drabbles may include pairings and gore, etc., in the future, so I'm rating M for now)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,604 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016
Quick Drabble - Hungry - Demon Medic Heavy reviews
Heavy hears some strange noises and becomes panicked. Incubus!Medic and implied Medic/Heavy. Happy Halloween, everyone! (This was super quick and rushed, so don't expect it to be great.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
TF2 - Fer yer mum, lad reviews
I like bromance in the barracks, and Scout is often portrayed as uncaring and bratty and Demoman rarely receives good attention. I just wanted to break my dry spell of writers block. K because of one swear in case of offence.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Demoman, Scout - Complete
Somewhere Between the Faultlines reviews
I went on a poetic binge and this was the outcome - A Scout and Sniper stuck in a realm between living and dead while Respawn brings them back.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Scout, Sniper
Smut with a Story reviews
I WROTE A LONG TIME AGO WITH ANOTHER PERSON WHO WAS NEW TO WRITING, I KNOW IT IS WRITTEN BADLY. I've received many messages about how the content is not written very well, but also many messages of people enjoying it, so it's staying here. I'm not happy with this fic. I hate it. I've improved since this ugly monstrosity. Heavy/Medic sex fic with some nonsensical backstory going on.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
A Melancholy Others Diary Respawn Family Redux reviews
The events of the Respawn Family series, told from the view of the BLU Sniper. Similar to the original, slight gore at times, although there is less in this.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Beginnings in the Dark reviews
A legend was passed down of a mercenary who had fallen into the sewers. . . .but does he exist? And would an enemy Spy survive if he fell into the deadly creatures territory?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Respawn Family reviews
A Medic is faced with his daily challanges and battles - but as he settles into his team and family, a terrible vendetta leaves him at the will of an unforgiving enemy, with only his iron will and hope to survive. General fluff at some points, gore at others. Slight man on man at times.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
