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Name: Amber, Marauder4Life, M4L, HufflepuffBabe, etc...

Nationality: White/American (Southern CA). I like to say that I'm Irish-Jewish, though. (No offense meant to either nationality! I love them both, or else I wouldn't claim to be part of them.)

The Irish part is because I have a fair complexion with a bunch of freckles in RL, love potatoes (usually fried) more than anything else, have alcoholism in my family (though I myself am not an alcoholic), and my last name COULD be Irish (kinda). The Jewish part is because I'm great at guilt-tripping, I like to eat a lot when upset/depressed, have zero athletic ability, and I obsess about getting married. Plus, my mother drives me nuts! :D

Also, it makes me sound more interesting to say I'm of Irish-Jewish descent than for me to say I'm a white American. Come on, how boring is that to settle on? :D

Age: 22

Gender: Female

Things I Like: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Lost Heroes, The Kane Chronicles, The Mortal Instruments, Les Miserables, The Hunger Games, and (kinda) Twilight. (I like the movies more than the books, though.) Also, happy endings, romance, good humor, good spelling/grammar, Eponine Thenardier, and Harry Potter fan sites (such as and ).

Things I Dislike: bigots, depressing endings (Les Mis and The Hunger Games are exceptions), bad spelling/grammar, people with no sense of humor, and Cosette (she's a man-stealing brat in my opinion).

Description: freckle-faced woman who looks years younger than she actually is.

Interests: , Harry Potter role-playing on , reading, writing fanfics, and hanging out with friends.

Godly Parent: Either Hermes or Athena, depending on whether my mortal parent is male or female.

Field of Magic Study (Kane Chronicles): I would follow the path of Sekhmet/Hathor, as I show both sides of THAT coin on a regular basis. :D

Favorite Game: Quidditch, or course! :)

House in Hogwarts: Hufflepuff (And proud of it! We got Tonks- and probably Santa Clause as well! :D

Greek Weapon of choice: Dagger

Greek Monster I Run Into Most: Various forms of Chimeras. (Multi-faced people. The sweet lamb, the fierce lion, the wild, poisonous snake, etc.)

Egyptian Weapon of Choice: Khopesh (the sickle-sword Carter uses throughout the series. Horus and Sekhmet aren't that different, as they both are war gods.)

Nome: 21st. (I believe that's NYC.)

Cabin #: Hmmm... Probably Hermes (#11). Those guys seem more fun and carefree than the Athena cabin. :)

Favorite god: Apollo. He's so funny and laid-back about everything. :)

Favorite goddess: Artemis. She's kickass, and seems seems smarter and more reasonable than most of the others. (Though Athena is tied with her as well on both of these.) Plus, she has some smart ideas on men. LOL! :D

Favorite Female Characters: TKC: Sadie Kane and Bast PJO: Thalia HoO: Piper HP: Hermione, McGonagall, Tonks, and Luna. Mortal Instruments: Maia and Isabelle

Favorite Male Characters: TKC: Anubis, Walt, and Bes. PJO: Percy, Grover, and Tyson. HoO: Leo. HP: Remus Lupin (

Favorite Couples: TKC: Sadie/Anubis/Walt, Carter/Zia, and Bes/Tawaret. PJO: Percy/Annabeth and Grover/Juniper. HoO: Jason/Piper, Hazel/Frank, Percy/Annabeth, and Leo/Reyna. HP: Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna, and Harry/Ginny. Mortal Instruments: Jace/Clary, Simon/Isabelle, Jordan Kyle/Maia, Magnus/Alec.

Couples I will NEVER ship: Snape/Lily (Sorry, it just wasn't meant to be), Draco/Hermione (Too Romeo-and-Juliet, except even unlikelier), Annabeth/Nico and Luke/Annabeth (Too much age difference), any adult/minor relationship in any fandom (besides the occasional age 18/age 16 relationship. But any more than 2 years with one of them still a minor and I get creeped out.)

Planned Stories

Les Miserables: Currently in progress. (Unexpected Survivors). Marius/Eponine. (Probably Cosette/Enjolras as well.) Will finish this before starting any others, as I cannot multitask to save my life.

Harry Potter: At LEAST one, probably more. Will most likely be set in the Marauder Era, either Remus/OC or Sirius/OC. Maybe both, if I'm inspired enough.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Probably one. Don't have any ideas for plots yet, but hopefully they'll come eventually.

The Mortal Instruments: Hopefully one of these. I want to finish reading the series first though.

The Iron Fey/The Forgotten Ones (by Julie Kagawa): Hopefully one of these as well, though I want to read the next book first (not out yet) to get more of a feel on what's happening. Probably a Puck/OC though, since he doesn't seem to have a love interest yet.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Although this stereotype is mainly towards males. However, I know a bunch of straight guys into theater and art. Plus, a majority of celebrity actors are also straight.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.