It's no small step, leaping off the top of the Willis Tower wearing gravity boots. This is the story of how Jupiter Jones gets there. If you'd rather read this story in is multi-chaptered, fully-annotated glory, head over to ao3: archiveofourown . org / works / 3464324 (copy-paste and remove the extra spaces in the url)

Jupiter Jones needs a green card. Caine Wise needs a place to live. What's a little marriage of convenience, between strangers? A fake-married au inspired by the movie Green Card. If you'd rather read this story in its multichaptered, fully annotated glory (trust me, you do) just copypaste this url and remove the extra spaces: archiveofourown . org / works / 3808048

Why Matt wandered into her ER instead of calling on that damn cell phone he gave her, like Claire was his personal wound-tailoring service, she doesn't know.

Three random headcanons, because this trainwreck of a movie is the most important thing in the universe. NOTE: This is now a full-fledged proper fic, called "The Journey of a Thousand Miles", and it's located here (just remove the extra spaces when copy-pasting the url): archiveofourown . org / works / 3464324

Aleksa Jones and Stinger Apini get their happily ever after.