Nancy O'Toole has spent years being a role model for millions of women. In her mind.

Her attention span has been likened to the lasting effect of "those cellulite creams," and her ability to dart from one creative project to another has been hailed as "disturbing."

Whether she's changing into sweatpants before watching The View, or threatening her children with "a stint in Juvie mark my words," she maintains a gracious ease. Because she's easy, and by all reports, pretty gracious while doing so.

Writing FanFiction parody is what her parole officer so wisely called "the last chance she's got before it's a boyfriend named Gretchen and friends who play games for real prizes."

Nancy's only goal with her writing is to make her friends laugh. If she can accomplish this gentle benchmark, she feels like it's all worth it. She hopes you think so too.

And remember it's a parody.