HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I'm a huge BORI fan

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2012 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. (HA)

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND FINALLY

NOW UR LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.

You know you live in 2013 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. When you see a stuffed animal, you immediately squeeze it's paw to make it start singing/dancing/talking.

4. When it doesn't do anything, you get mad at it for being broken.

6. You find yourself just standing in front of your door, waiting for it to open automatically.

7. When it doesn't, you search the side of the door for an "open" button.

8. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

9. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

10. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

11. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

12. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

13. You were too busy to notice number five.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

15. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

MY WISH LIST: INSPIRATION AND MOTIVATION. DONATIONS WELCOMED.

When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 24

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (For like 7 seconds)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You owned an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (meh)
Talk with food in your mouth.(EW)
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 11

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark. (Is it bad?)
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 1

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 1

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 4

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music. (When it is a good song)
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 2

List twelve of your favorite characters from Victorious.

1. Tori

2. Beck

3. Cat

4. Jade

5. Lane

6. Andre

7. Rex

8. Robbie

9. Trina

10. Sikowitz

11. Hope

12. Festus

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Andre/Hope If they were dating again

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jade... seriously... I'm a girl! But she is pretty

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Robbie/Festus... how?

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Sure

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

AS FRIENDS!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lane/Trina or Lane/Sikowitz can I choose none?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Rex walks in on Beck and Festus making out. Many problems... 1 Rex can't walk unless Robbie's there and two guys... really?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Cat/Sikowitz: When people aren't in class Cat stays with the teacher to learn a few things.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yea sure...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Lunch With A Friend

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

sniffs* I don't have friends yet *sniffs*

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

sniffs* I don't have friends yet *sniffs*

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

sniffs* I don't have friends yet *sniffs*

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Knew You Were Trouble

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

FAKE!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The summer of 68' (wasn't born then)

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2).

OK... Tori and Rex are in a happy relationship until Trina runs off with Rex. Tori brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Beck and a brief unhappy affair with Andre, then follows the wise advice of Cat(HA!) and finds true love with Beck.

YAH BORI!

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes i said yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google

3) What's your middle name?

Why should I tell you?

4) Your current relationship status?

Dating the cutest, hottest, sweetest boy eva

5) Does your crush like you back?

No.

6) What is your current mood?

Vomitty

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

White w/ frogs!

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

RAINBOW

9) Missing something?

My boyfriend

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

IDK

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

THE Amazing horse, because when you give it a lick it taste just like raisins, and at the stroke of it's mane it turns into a plane and it turns back again when you tug on it's WINKY. And so yeah

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yes,I almost died while eating a school lunch hamburger.

13) Something you do alot?

Laugh

14) The song stuck in your head?

Someone Like You by Adele

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

The Devils Writer

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Ke$ha...Jealous yet?

17) When was the last time you cried?

Hmm... After I threw up.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes. I ROCKED. My friends say I should try out for The X Factor.

19) If you could have super powers what would it be?

The ability to fly, Invisibility or To read people's minds and change them.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Personality and Smile and Looks

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?

Um... let me think... DONUTS

22) What's your biggest secret?

Why should I tell you?

23) Favorite Color?

Blue any shade of blue

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Yes

25) What are you?

What are you?

26) Do you speak any other language?

Little bit of Spanish.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Warm Vanilla Sugar

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Fun!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

yes I have...my boyfriend

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Beck and Tori being together

31) What should you be doing?

Anything but this

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Mom

33) Do you like working in the yard?

NO

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Styles, Malik, Tomlinson, Horan, or Payne :)

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Yea

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brown!

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Myself, it's pretty easy.

You can only type ONE Word! Not as easy as you might copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it 's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word. Copy this to your profile.

1. Where is your cell phone?

Hand

2. Where is your significant other?

Home

3. Your hair?

Brown

4. Your mother?

Work

6. Your favorite thing?

Life

7. Your dream last night?

Boyfriend

8. Your dream/goal?

Singer

10. The room you're in?

Basement

12. Your fear?

Tornadoes

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?

Famous

14. Where were you last night?

Bed

15. What you're not?

You

16. Muffins?

Strawberry

17. One of your wish list items?

Laptop

18 . Where you grew up?

U.S.

19. The last thing you did?

Typed

20. What are you wearing?

Blue

21. Your TV?

Walking

22. Your pet(s)?

None

23. Your computer?

On

24. Your life?

FUN

25. Your mood?

Sleepy

26. Missing someone?

Yea

27.. Your car?

Nope

28.. Something you're not wearing?

Shoes

29. Your summer?

Soon

31. Love someone?

Yep

32. Your favorite color?

Blue

33. When is the last time you laughed?

Today

34. Last time you cried?

Today

35. Who will repaste this?

You

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" (ha)
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

DID YOU KNOW:

-Kissing is healthy. -
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist...
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.
-A true friend will NEVER judge you.
-There is only one guy who is worth your tears.
-If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you.
-More guys than girls will read this.
- Everyone likes surprises.

* Now make a wish. Wish really hard! Wish before reading on. * * * * * * * You wish will be received tomorrow. Your wish will only come true if you copy and paste this to your profile page.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (so we have children's aspirin...that children can't get to)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Really? Now that's shocking...Seriously, I think that was life changing)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Dang. I've become addicted to sleep-hair-curling. This will never work!)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (And here I thought it was ice. Face-palm!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (You mean we can't chew through all that frozen goodness?)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Does this mean people can use it to protect themselves from hurricanes?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Uhhh...I kinda thought frisbees were all one piece...Do they come with batteries now or something?)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (So now sticking them in kids' stomachs when they don't behave is out of the question. That's not abusive or dangerous, now is it?)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So there's going to be a trial during that person's funeral. Sounds like fun!)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (You mean it's not a substitute for whipped cream? NO WAY!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (As opposed to non-regular soap?)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (So that's why we take them! I thought they were a replacement for coffee)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (You mean puzzles don't come all put together in one box?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Uhhh...I don't think I even want to know)

"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

In love with:

Harry's curls, dimples, plump lips, quirkiness, cheekiness, adorable shyness

Louis' messy spikes, sparkling eyes, amazing ass, hilariousness, fun personality

Niall's beautiful eyes, cute smile, chin dimple, eating habits, and irish accent

Zayn's hair poof, bad ass tattoos, Vas happening, gorgeous voice, and caring self

Liam's adorable squinty-eyed smile, loyalty to fans, friendliness, and genuiness

I am in love with One Direction

Does anyone even read this?