Things are not looking good for Ragamuffin. He was wrong to think his problems would just solve themselves if he got back his vampire form. Instead, they're a lot worse. His feelings for Lenore are at an all-time high, which would be great if he thought there was even a remote chance that she liked him back, and. . . well. . . there's that too. . . He just might be dying. . .

Zim's a monster from outer space who crashes into Dib's front yard. Dib's a monster from mythology who digs the Irken out of the wreckage. Maybe the two monsters can teach each other that they're anything but. Vampire!Dib AU

Dib's a vampire hunter on the trail of the most elusive foe he's ever faced, a vampire by the name of Zim. All he wants to do is stake him and get it done with, but things never go as planned for these two, do they? Vampire!Zim, Vampire hunter!Dib. AU.

"Put another X on the calendar, summer's on its deathbed. There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends. And I meant everything I said that night. I will come back to life, but only for you, only for you." (–The Calendar, Panic! At The Disco) Set before the Shizuka Hio arc. ShikixTakuma

An epilogue for the first volume of Artemis Fowl. Takes place after the second book, and involves Root's reaction to the "unavoidable extrapolation" that J. Argon put in his report.

"So what's the tattoo for?" "Uh. . ." "I bet it's a vampire thing, huh? Like, it's written in vampire language? It can't just be a normal tattoo 'cuz my mom says that you have to be really old enough to get one. How old are you?" ". . .fourteen?" "Do you mean in human years or vampire years?" Vlad's babysitting for Jack. This is going to get difficult. . .

Sequel to Warmhearted Wraith. Which I haven't put back up yet. But I'll get to it! So till then, if you need a summary just PM me about it.

Charles and Riku have a routine movie night. Things always seem to go downhill after a sentence like that, don't they? Charles/Riku

That was typical of Aldred. Kei had been bleeding out on the ground, Al was going off to his death (or worse, survival) and the only thing he could think to say was 'see ya'. Of all the impersonal, inconsiderate, uncaring- But it had been a promise.

Vampires, stalkers, closets, painkiller addictions, the stuff that everybody knows, and never letting go. Why are these things related? In some universe, they're all true. Very, very AU and very, very ZADR. Birthday fanfic for ZADRGir55.

Jack and the Doctor find themselves in an interesting situation when a Mary-Sue breaks into their dimension. Birthday fic for TheyCallMeChicky.

Jack met a vampire while he was trick-or-treating on Halloween. A real, actual vampire.

One day Danny woke up and he just. . . couldn't. Oneshot drabble

Valerie gets an invitation to a slumber party. . . for ghosts. And the invite is from none other than Danny Phantom, so she can't turn it down. What could go wrong, right. . ? Special thanks to EpikalStorms, who got me off my butt and motivated me to get this story back up. Ending has been redone.

Danny wakes up, only to meet a Mary-Sue dead-set on throwing her friend the best party ever. . . but is she going about it the right way? A story about friendship and giant mac 'n cheeses. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!