~~CAT's section~~

BIG NEWS! 1-26-08 marked my seventh year on the site! (Although technically my real anniversary is 8-26-00 for my first penname, but I'm so mortified by it that I refuse to acknowledge its existence. -shudder- ) Anyways, Happy Birthday to us!

I just made a new Bleach forum, Urahara Shoten, so go visit it! Also, check out my poll! You can vote for which of my many stories you think I should update next. And I'll probably even listen. Amazing!
Also, if you get the chance, you should go out and rent the best b-movie Christmas film ever, Santa's Slay. It cracked me up.

So, why don't we get to know each other better, dear reader?

Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?

If so, I hope you don't pass out and get pneumonia.

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Here's a bit more about CAT. You can tell a lot about people by knowing what their convictions are. Heh...

I'm convinced that...

...alpacas are awesome.

...the Wii is part of an ingenius Japanese plot to brainwash the world. Anime is too. That's why they're both so fun.

...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

...Naruto should be renamed "Oh, those crazy ninjas!"

...global warming is killing Santa.

...bunnies are sneaky secret plotters. What they're plotting, I don't know. They're that good.

...angst is lame.

...we need more cartoons like Pinky and the Brain. And more PBS for kids. Wishbone was the shiz.

...Ichigo Kurosaki secretly dyes his hair, which is why the series is called Bleach.

...that no one knows what an International Studies major is.

...the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.

...the legion of Mary-Sues is growing. Soon they will band together and take over fanfiction dot net. Scary.

...there is a Transcendental Pig. Unfortunately, it was Hogzilla, the giant hog that guy in the South caught. Guess we'll never know what the meaning of life is.

...Christopher Moore should have more fanfiction and fans. That man is crazy and I love him.

...For that matter, Christopher Moore and Stephen Lynch should somehow get together and merge their insanity in some kind of sweet collab.

...German is the best language to swear in. Too bad I can't speak it. Just try to be angry in French. It doesn't work well. At least scornful does. Le sigh.

...I'm going to Luxembourg in a year or less! XD

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Ok, I'll just keep on rambling...

Favorite TV show: Heroes rocks hard. So does Scrubs. I'm such a JD, in case you couldn't tell. Chuck is quickly replacing Scrubs as second-favorite, though. Pushing Daisies, Psych, the Soup and Reaper are also quality programming.
Favorite Shippings:
YW: Roshaun/Dairine, Nita/Kit, Tom/Carl, Carmela/Ronan-or-Filif, Darryl/Ngyuet(really didn't feel like looking up her name).
HP:Harry/Hermione, Ron/Lavender (That is, before JK made them go out as a way to push R/H on us.), Ginny/Draco, Tonks/Lupin.
Star Ocean: Mirage/Cliff, Albel/Nel, Elena-Arzei, Lieber/Marietta, Fayt/Maria, Fayt/Sophia, Sophia/random hobos off the street
Shadow Hearts: Margarete/Keith, Alice/Yuri, Chris/Halley, Kato/Kawashima, Lucia/Joachim, Anastasia/Kurando.
Bleach: Whoa. You can tell it's been a while since I updated my profile. I had Ichigo/Orihime as a couple. I haven't like them together since, like, book 5. Heh... Uryuu/Orihime, Rukia/Ichigo, Rukia/Renji, Chad/Tatsuki, Chad/Karin(older!), Keigo/Chizuru, Nel (in her new form)/Keigo. Nel/Kon, Matsumoto/Momo (Pure crack), Isane/Kiyone sisterfics (No romance. Ick.), Ulquoirra/edge of a cliff, Urahara/Yoruichi and various others. Hells yeah.
Favorite Authors: Christopher Moore, Diane Duane, Neil Gaiman (sometimes), Terry Pratchett, Robert Aspirin, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien, Ummm... and a lot others that I can't remember at the moment.
Favorite thing to torture: Periwinkle Box/Ronan
My Flaw: I tend to have large gaps where I go without updating. If you're starting to get impatient, e-mail me. Really. I won't bite. I'll usually get it out pretty quick if I know that someone's that interested.

Random Quotes:

"You're not a loser... you're just a winner who hasn't won. Yet. Or ever..."

"This is what cults do, you know. Deprive their converts of sleep so they'll be confused and vulnerable and more likely to do the stupid things you ask them to do. Like drink the Kool-aid. Is that what you're working up to?"
~Both quotes courtesy of the quickly-cancelled gigglefest that was Wonderfalls.

Finally, CAT says... I love my reviewers a lot. -cyber hug!-

~~AMS' section~~
Hey, I'm finally updating...yay!

Well, I'm working on a fic...I haven't figured where the story is going yet, but it will be posted...sometime shortly...eventually...I hope

Couplings:

Bleach: Hitsugaya/Yachiru (Pure crack!), Ichigo/Rukia, Uryuu/Orihime, Yoruichi/Urahara, Rukia/Renji and others...
Naruto: Hinata/Gaara and various others (I, strangely enough, like this one the best)
HP: Draco/Ginny and Hermione/Harry
Persona 3: Mitsuru/Akihiko
Star Ocean: Albel/Nel and Cliff/Mirage

Happy Reading and -ahem- reviewing!