Lovecrafthide bio
Author has written 8 stories for X-Men, Final Fantasy VIII, Harry Potter, Weiss Kreuz, and Naruto. *Lovecraft walks up to the raised dias looking unutterably shy, the cameras train on her with their giant zoom lenses causing the girl to jump*...Hi. I'm 'Craft. Lovecraft blinks at the camera and is relieved when it doesn't blink back* I just wanted to say... The cameras zoom in even closer* HA! I'VE GOT YOU NOW! HAAAAAAA! YOU'RE TRAPPED AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO READ MY POINTLESS STORIES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lovecraft runs out to the audience and grabs one member by the shoulders... only to find that it's cardboard* The fook? Lovecraft realises that all her captured audience is cardboard* Well... poo. Lovecraft harumphs and stalks back out of the building* Behind the last row of cardboard cutouts, a small group of people stand and eye each other* Dude, what a weirdo. Totally, man. Yeah, way maniacal. Twisted even. The small group eyes each other* Let's go order pizza. Far out! |
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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8344 - Favs: 14,813 - Follows: 15,909 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4130 - Favs: 15,185 - Follows: 13,677 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,536 - Follows: 5,256 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Fish and Chips Friday by Sarah1281 reviews
While Sherlock is dead, Mycroft and John keep in touch. Pre-season three.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2014 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Naruto's Marvellous ReAdventures by Tobias.TH reviews
When Naruto wakes up in Konoha, he knows that something is wrong. Yesterday he helped fight Tobi, today he's sitting the academy exam. Timetravel, no pairings. OOC. Crack-type humour
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 17,671 - Follows: 15,992 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Real Talking by Skeren Dreamera reviews
When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Apostates of Amaranthine by Amhran Comhrac reviews
With Amaranthine safe, Maggie Amell hopes she can finally focus on rebuilding the order and her home. Obviously nothing in her life could ever be that simple. Postgame, with lots of OCs. Spoilers for Origins/Awakening
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 529,125 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Amell, Anders
Blue Skies, Fresh Air, Freedom, and Darkspawn by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Before Maggie Amell became the Warden Commander she was just a big-mouthed mage happy for any chance to leave the Circle. Being a Grey Warden isn't easy, but it's certainly better than the tower! Set in the Never Boring/Apostates of Amaranthine universe
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,310 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Zevran A., Amell
Warm Up by Sarah1281 reviews
The Breakfast Club doesn't quite know how things will go at school so Monday morning before class they meet up again to try and buffer each other up in case things go badly since Claire still won't commit to anything. She's trying, though. They all are.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 9,097 - Follows: 3,474 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Pitch Dark by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
What if Naruto was immortal?- And what if he ended up living so long he got into the same crash everyone else did? slash riddickXnaruto
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,827 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Issues by Weather Marmalade reviews
Zoe found Beverly Barlowe's Therapy Headset while cleaning out her room. How odd that it fulfills its function without being used as Zoe reminisces about her Dad, that time and others and the Issues it brought to light.
Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Zoe C., Jack C.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
HS by EEevee reviews
AU Talk about traumatic. Tetsu has issues, which lands him in a new school. This place is different, much different. Suddenly the hunter becomes the hunted and he learns that violence solves some things. For everything else there's Freud, fish, and sugar
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,723 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 4/27/2004
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Testing Fate by mango19 reviews
Another 10 year reunion fic, focussing on surprise, surprise Claire and Bender. After 10 years of not seeing each other, can they find thier way?
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 7,848 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 8,990 - Follows: 2,497 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Breaking Molds by mango19 reviews
Claire ponders the week she spent after that Saturday while waiting for John in the parking lot.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Ryuichi's Love by kitty-kat13 reviews
Finished. Don't miss the ending! , Ryuichi Sakuma is a lonely man and has no love in his life until he met the boy of his dreams. (Shounen ai) Main pairings: Ryuichi & Shuichi, Yuki & Shuichi, K & Hiro
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,077 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002
The Color of Crimson by Lady of Arundel reviews
Depression, Dark Secrets, and Death Eaters place The Boy Who Lived in extreme danger. A response to the Severitus Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,202 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sick as a Wolverine by KhakiGrrl reviews
(Khaki, Loki, Lovecraft) Wolverine and Jubes are sick.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2001 - Published: 1/17/2001 - Logan/Wolverine
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The Moments Before Sleep reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have their issues. Lots of issues. Vast amounts of issues, even. SasuNaru, SasuSaku, GaaNaru - This is an AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004
The Care and Feeding of a Farf reviews
Schu/Farf Shounen-ai Goodness. Beware the black poodle, AKA: DarkFluff. Schu tries to pull Farf back from his blood-haze.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Farfarello, Schuldig
And Smile reviews
Omi has a problem that only Schuldig can recognize... or appreciate. -- One-Shot, Quickie Fic
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Omi T., Schuldig - Complete
Needs Unmet reviews
Two lives bound together in ways they have yet to understand. Short vignettes. Slashy thoughts and deeds. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
With And Without You reviews
Zell's contemplations on Love and Ice. -- m/m, Non-Graphic and Very Short
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/7/2002
The Web - Winter Closing In reviews
Sequel to Borne Of The Fall. The crossover becomes even more entangled when familiar faces of the Kindred appear and strange things happen to our five heroes.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2001
The Sorceress's Lament, The Knight's Regret reviews
Late at night, Edea contemplates her actions both done and undone while Seifer tries to forget what he doesn't remember.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 3/6/2001
The Web - Borne Of The Fall reviews
Crossover. Five people find an easier way to deal with life, but first it must get complicated.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,938 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2001 - Published: 2/1/2001
