HolyShitIt'sOozing
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Joined 03-08-12, id: 3798844, Profile Updated: 04-27-13
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

hi thiar

About me:

name: HolyShitIt'sOozing it's my real name my mom looked at me when i was born and said holy shit it's oozing! so it stayed :D

sex: anytime

age: old enough

height: taller than my mom :D

weight: -_- eh does anyone even keep track of that.

sexuality: metro sexual

favorite color: black

favorite song: hmm nah i can't i like a wide variety of music dude

favorite movie: pirates of the Caribbean movies!

favorite quote: "uhhhhhhh" by me

likes: a lot of things hehe

dislikes: to many things that it wouldn't fit here O.O

FANFICTION WRITER MEME!

1. How about a brief introduction of yourself?

hey this seems like fun! im holyshit! or it's Oozing! or holyshitit'soozing!

2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with?

hmm well one day i was Google-ing some good ole usuk and i came upon this website and then i kept reading fic i didn't even know people wrote fics, so this was awesome!

3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write?umor! well my crappy attempt or humor T_T oh and adventure and romance and fluff and fantasy!

4. Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters?

i"m into hetalia right now and most my fics have to do with america.

5. What is your most popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so?

well since I've only posted 2 up it's obvious that it's "seme or uke" i think people like it because it asks the age old question of who is seme and who is uke in hetalia couples

6. Forget other people, what is the fanfic you’ve written you’re most proud of?

the one I haven't posted up yet XD it's called "never steal from pirates" i like it cus i put a lot of work into it.

7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with?

everything seems to so fucking well in my head but when i try put it on paper it's hard DX

8. Write a few sentences or so of your favorite pairing or character.

England was growing tired of hiding his feelings for America so one day he confessed and then he got to fuck America :D
wow ok...

9. Are there any fanfiction trends/clichés you can’t stand or are just sick of?

idk i don't think so :/

10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/clichés you now hate? Or any other ones?

Not that I'm aware of... i sure hope not DX

11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it?

haha ya hetalia and I'm still kinda new to it and i'm not planning to stop anytime soon!

12. Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what it is about them you love to write.

UkUs from hetalia I've been writing a lot of them lately other OTPs Rusame, CanAme, PrUs, Spamano, and from black butler i like seb/ceil seb/grell and Will/Ronald there is more I'm just to lazy XD

13. What would you call your writing “style”?

there is different writing styles ._. i just write what comes to mind with a few edits :P

14. Do you read other people’s fanfics? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most?

Yaoi ._. ...

15. Name one thing you’d LOVE to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do.

cough* yaoi smut *cough* what I have to pull shit out of my ass to write a good scene now imagine a smut!

16. Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego?

not at all i hate flamers but you know criticism is not bad it helps us get better! and i big ego nah i know my stories aren't good oh well i try and that's what counts. right? kolkolkolkolkol

17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room?

showers they relax me oh and drawing also helps oh ya and music too.

18. What inspires you?

music, reading, regular life, and yaoi!

19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer?

crappy ass writer but i still manage to do at least one good thing _

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Hey President! by geekyficwriter reviews
Alfred's parents died when he was young. Now living by himself he plans to make them proud by becoming a lawyer.What happens when his new boss is someone he got into a fight with while visiting his parents?Or when he grows to actually fall in love with him while his life long friend finds Alfred and confesses his love to him? Main UKUS onesided!CANUS onesided!FRUK HIATUS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,170 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
The other Half by JM Clarke reviews
A UKUS story about America finding out about Britain's Dark side. Warning boyxboy Seme Britain. Its my first attempt at a fan fic so judge it lightly. (also send me a review and tell me what you think and where you think the story may be going Editor: Casey Hence Warning! Yaoi boyxboy don't like don't read. (check for updates at the bottom of most recent chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,256 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - England/Britain, America
Booked by HetaliaHour reviews
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,315 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How to break up with a Mafia Boss by DementedJoker-chan reviews
Alfred is dating Ivan. But Alfred falls in love with the British cop Arthur. Well this doesn't sit well with Ivan who still loves Alfred. The Russian decided it was time for Alfred to learn just what he really did for a living. Arthur refuses to give Alfred up and well Alfred, well he has a few secrets up his sleeve as well. YAOI, UkUs/RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - America, England/Britain
Netherlands vs Bath Time by emismpunk reviews
Netherlands thought a bath would be a perfect idea after a hard day. That is until a certain blonde minx appears and he is pulled into the world of bath time and finds himself falling for the young American but first must face off against the other men in Alfred's life. MaleworldxAmerica, Main pair Neth/Ame, plus eight other pairs/Ame including spain/Ame, Ger/Ame. Scott v World AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - America, Canada, Denmark, Netherlands
Angel's Hell by Through the Loop reviews
Arthur is a fallen angel, and to regain his status in Heaven, he must protect a young boy from the clutches of a plotting demon. But when he meets his enemy, he finds him hard to resist. And perhaps there is more to this 'Alfred' then meets the eye? The two play their game, but when it comes down to it is it really Heaven vs. Hell, or these two vs. the world? UKUS M for smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,551 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
What Lurks Beyond by Zo One reviews
Sometimes there is more to a beast than meets the eye. Alfred is torn between doing what's right by the world and what's right for himself. AU; Snake!Arthur x Human!Alfred UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Special Delivery by ikuto-sama reviews
Arthur finds out that innocent Boy Scout Alfred isn't so innocent... AU. UKUS with a bit of USUK. One-shot. This is my first fanfiction for Hetalia. Please read and review, and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Lesson in Manners by Demand Truth reviews
Peter Pan AU. Captain Kirkland is the bravest pirate on the seven seas, and there is no quest too risky when treasure is at stake. His mystical map leads him to Never Land, and to the greatest treasure of all: an unmannerly pixie-boy named Alfred. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/28/2012 - America, England/Britain
A Canadian's Devil DISCONTINUED by emismpunk reviews
Devil AU, DEVIL!Ame. When Matthew William a invisible teen makes a deal with a stranger, he wakes up to find out that he has been contracted to a Devil named Alfred and the devil starts messing with his life. Revealing things about both. Aus/Ame MANY/Ame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Coin Operated Boy by Chibi Cho no Gaara reviews
THIS IS A 2P USUK STORY Don't know what 2P is, google it. "Alfred my dear… I love you so much." Arthur said as he walked closer to the American. "So you do understand that I can't let you leave me…"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Wolves and Of Hares by Erin the Dragon reviews
Ludwig, a wolf humanoid, is about to eat a rabbit and it begs to live and makes a deal with Alfred, a rabbit humanoid; and now Alfred must serve Ludwig. How will this young rabbit live with a pack of wolves? Germerica!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/22/2012 - America, Germany
The Lube Fairy by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
The Abduction of Alfred Jones by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Ivan, the Lord of the Underworld, has fallen in love with Alfred, the God of Spring and Flowers. He takes him, hoping love with grow. But it it a futile hope? A retelling of the Abduction of Persephone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,662 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
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Never steal from piartes reviews
Alfred made a big mistake by robbing one of the most well known pirates around Captain Arthur Kirkland. Now he is forced to be part of his crew in order to live, but he knows that he has to find a way to escape.Along the way Alfred makes some discoveries,and sees that not everything in the world is just black and white! UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain
The affair reviews
Alfred is a 17 year old teen who works for and has an affair with Francis at a local newspaper. Alfred didn't know that Francis had a family- a wife and son- now with his wife finding out about them they get a divorce. Alfred deals with the guilt and insecurity that comes with all this. He begins to wonder if Francis really loves him or is he just using him? FRUS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2012 - France, America
seme or uke? reviews
Prussia,France,Japan,and Spain argue about who is uke and who is seme in the relationship that they think America and England have *cough*they do *cough*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Truth or dare? reviews
America is bored so he calls a few nations to hang out they play some truth or dare that lead to revelations YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete