The Second Geekhide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Signs. Holy CRAP! I haven't been on here in a while have I? To be perfectly frank I just haven't had the time, between school, friends, and homework alot of stuff has changed...for instance I'm a little more mature...but don't worry, I think there is a little bit of a Fangirl still left inside me. I promise you all that I Melissa will write more fanfiction between now and the day I die. Since this is a profile I will tell you about myself, really quick though. Hair: Brown and long. (no really, you want to see? go to my xanga) It's about two inches above my pants line... If you have anymore questions go to my xanga. |
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I Can't Ever Leave You by Ibea Female Pirate Savvy reviews
CH.21 UP it's a good'un! JackOC, NOT a MarySue. Jack is captured by a childhood friend after 11 years who plans to rob Isla du Muerta. But is that all there is to it? Pssh, of course not! Where would the story be in that! Rated AHR Angsty Humorous Romance
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,518 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 9/30/2003
When Walls Talk by M'eyari reviews
When an aspiring writer rents a beachhouse, the last company she expects is that of a ghostly captain. Set in present, JSOC. (Complete)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Complete
Ovashing by Pillian Wirehair reviews
My name is Ovashing. I am daughter of Jack Sparrow. My sole goal in life is to avenge myself and my mother, a goal to which my father cannot survive. He did us wrong; and he WILL pay. DONE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003
Mary Sue, Chaos aboard the Black Pearl by Jeanne1 reviews
Parody. A plain inconsequential OFC comes to terms with her new role and identity as a Mary Sue. Random chaos with HP XMen LOTR & POTC. Ch10 - arrival of the Summer Blockbusters!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003
A Pirate Love Story by Enchantressofthestars reviews
Will suddenly dies, and Elizabeth finds herself pregnant and alone in the world . Then someone comes to sweep her off her feet. A Jack and Elizabeth fic, please please read and review!thanx!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 9/7/2003
Unwanted by pirategurl85 reviews
this is the sequal to "Upside down pirate." One year later Will finds himself back on the black pearl. A secret he holds that could kill them all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,673 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003
Too Much Like Her by Capasso-007 reviews
(Complete) WE JA R&R PLEASE........I am really bad with summary's...... Too sum up, Elizabeth is not telling Will something.........
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
Final Truths: Well, Maybe Not by Writer From Rivendell reviews
What happens when a Mary Sue writer is made to take the place of her 'Sue? Nothing sane - that's for sure! Rating for mentions of suicide, abuse, Mary Sue make-out sessions, and pure squickiness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
Forbidden by ElfGirl4 reviews
Jack sails back into Port Royale and comes across a very lovely maiden of whom is one of the VERY few he hasn't brought to his bed. JackOC...And a VERY INTERESTING OC at that... and there's also a bit of WillElizabeth! Please RR! Oh! I fixed the chapters!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003
Canadian Pirates of the Caribbean:Gov Swann's Wig by PhilosopherCat reviews
Gov.Swann's wig is stolen by evil..uh...furbys. Followed by dramatic subplots (yes, real subplots!) Has all the cannonicals, furbys and Canadians of course! [almost finished, under revision] Doesn't really have a genre! ;-)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,667 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003
The OCs: Adventures in Characterization by August DuMonte reviews
More of an homage than a parody, this is a tribute to some of my favorite Original Characters in POTC fandom. And it's also a blatant act of cronyism, but I really don't care. Featuring Norrington and all his wacky pals. Read it and be horribly confused!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Adventures Of Captain Jane Booth by JaneBooth reviews
Captain Jane Booth and her best mate Nicole go in search of Capt. Jack Sparrow, but they find way more than that. Adventure, love, and more pirates await them as they realize they're in for the adventure of a lifetime! UPDATED! 12-23-03
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,008 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003
You've Got The Best Buns In Town by Memory Untainted reviews
Title has NOTHING to do with the story. I just used it for lack of a better one. There is some death to this, but I actually find it quite humorous. A little tale about Jack and Will's journey through the Caribbean. (set after the movie) See who they meet
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003
Sex, Lies, and Mr Gibbs by mickjaggerasfrankandalex reviews
Capt. Sparrow, Will, and Elizabeth head out with the Pearl's crew to rescue Capt. Castilla, Annamaria's mother. No one planned for all of the sexual tension that ensues. . . Finished, please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003
POTC: Raids the Internet by StoryTellerJS reviews
Jack, Liz, Will, Evil Monkeys Etc. all meet on an Online chat room what will happen when YOU the fans and others join the chat! plz r&r!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003
Hellfire by Jemppy reviews
I'm sick of flags. I'm sick of gods. For I have seen the power of faith." Jack Sparrow drabble as he watches hell.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2003
Denebola by cynikalbitch reviews
Alright, we all hate Mary-Sues right? Well this one is bound to piss you off. That’s right, it’s The Mother of all Mary-Sues, yours to hate in the flesh (or in writing, whichever) - featuring Denebola (Mary-Sue Classic TM). Flames welcome.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2003
Three Days by Eatsscissors reviews
Bit by bit, Sands is figuring out his brave new world.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2003
The End of Life by Bluegirl18 reviews
Beat by her dad and set for an arranged marriage, Katherine is ready for the end of life, as marriage is in her eyes, who would have thought a attack on her town as a what it is, a life persever?And what happens when she has visions of the Evil Witch?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Dangers of Beauty by Nimloth-n-Andunie reviews
Just a silly little one shot that Andúnië came up with while on a sugar high. Features a cameo appearance by Legolas Greenleaf of MiddleEarth...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
War of the Mary Sues by NessNess reviews
The War has begun, but the turtles can't take sides. What war? you ask, and what turtles? Why, the war of the Mary Sues. And the turtles are old friends of Captain Jack Sparrow. Dear Buddha, child! Where have YOU been? ¤PARTS OPEN! Wanna be in it?¤
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
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The Boy Who Screwed Up reviews
PG-13 To be safe. What happens when the Boy Who Lived screws up royally and kills his dear cousin Dudley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P.
Bring Me To Life reviews
See Kori. See Kori be depressed. See Kori try to kill herself. See Oliver. See Oliver save Kori. See Oliver bring Kori to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003
POTC: Curse Of The One Wish reviews
REDONE!sequel: Set two years after Kathryn left. Jack brings Kathryn back to Port Royal for her 20th birthday. But what Kathryn doesn’t know, is that the only reason he went was to find Will for a quest
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003
Bored Wishes II: Gym Class reviews
What? A sequel? And this time in GYM?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004
Pirates Of The Caribbean:Curse of Love Neverending reviews
EDITED AND REDONE! Full summary inside, that is if you are inclined to actually click the above link and read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,093 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
Bored Wishes reviews
Math class sucks, oops i made a wish that came true. Truly Madly Insane. ELEVEN IS UP! AND YOUR SPIRITS ARE DOWN FOR THIS IS THE END!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,145 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003
Funny 'ol World reviews
Just some goofy second rate poetry...I ADMIT TO NOT BEING ABLE TO WRITE POETRY! but this is just some funny little things i did one day while i was in school
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003
Frodo's Belinda reviews
frodo has a journal, if you read it i will give you a cookie, if you review i will give you the whole dmn factory!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Uh Oh I Just Saw Signs reviews
Basically the title tells it all. This is such a good movie, and such a great movie to do a parody to. BOO! New Chapter! BUAHAHAH!
Signs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 9/30/2003
All He Could Do Was Row reviews
I am sorry for writing such a sad fic. Very odd of me because i usually write such funny stuff. Eh. it is sad. Will dies. Boohoo.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2003
The Forbidden Path reviews
please read this i think it is good, not to boast or anything this is my first thing with no real parody things eh just read and comment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 5/7/2003
