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![]() Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Cinderella, and Austin & Ally. I love writing. There are so many Creative writers out there. I can only hope I'm half as good as them. Name: call me Blu Age: 15 Gender:Female Sign:Virgo(FOREVER!) Fears: Elevators, Airplanes, Bees, Elevators (I'm really scared of elevators) Favorite color: yellow Favorite artists/bands: Jimmy Eat World, Paramore, Sarah Bareilles, and the Fray Favorite songs: Hear You Me (Jimmy Eat World) , Turn It Off (Paramore) , Royals, You Found me (The Fray) Favorite Sport: Soccer Which Deathly Hallow I'd pick : The Cloak of invisibility ( not that I really need it) Hi, To all my friends, foes and people I don't know, I am now rewriting one of my stories. This story is AVOIDENCE. This story will receive a new name and will be completely different, with only the structure and small parts of the story remaining. The Current AVOIDENCE has a ridiculous amount of errors and is sudden and confusing. Exactly what I get for writing it when I was sick. Anyways, try to avoid AVOIDENCE for now as it is truly horrific. Thank You, Blu I am a HUFFLEPUFF. We are loyal and tenacious. We try to do what is right. Yes, the other houses think we are not competition, that we are not brave enough or smart enough or cunning enough. But you don't have to be in Gryffindor to be brave, or in Ravenclaw to be tough, or in Slytherin to be cunning. I am all of those and more. Hufflepuffs are resourceful and will have your back. We can be secretive. No hufflepuff has been a dark wizard. No people outside of our house have entered our common room in over a thousand years. If you try to enter you shall be douse in vinegar. DO NOT MESS WITH HUFFLEPUFF. HUFFLEPUFF RULES! If you want to find out what house you're in go to http:// , it is J.K ROWLING APPROVED. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 30) I will not go to class skyclad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "OWNED!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. |