DontTouchMyTeahide bio
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 Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, D.Gray-Man, Avengers, Twilight, Vampire Knight, and Harry Potter. Greetings fellow FF users! First a warning, most of these stories have been written by a 13-15 year old and has not been touched since then. Its not pretty. Second warning. I have always been active on this platform however, most of if not all my time is devoted to reading. Now that I find my time severly lacking in activities, the possibility that one of these stories might be rewritten is extreamly high. Third warning. Its been a looong time since i have read/watched some of these anime or manga and so the likelihood that the charchters are slightly off is almost a guarantee. Welp if this didn't deswade you, go forth and read:) ((my other profile is a lot longer) | |||||||
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His Darkest Devotion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR, AU. Harry has been hiding in plain sight all his life, since he has Minister Tom Riddle's soul-mark on his arm, and a fulfilled soul-bond will make Riddle incredibly powerful. Harry works as a junior Ministry official feeding his fugitive parents and godfather what information he can. No one, least of all Harry, expects him to be abruptly pulled into Riddle's sphere.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,300 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Lily Evans P., Peter P.
Secrets Don't Make Friends by sayah1112 reviews
Tony Stark has a secret. Several, in fact. Outed to the world as an Omega, he finds himself stuck between a rock and a hard place. His only hope at salvation rests upon the strong shoulders of a certain Captain Steven Rogers. The problem? Rogers hates his guts.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 3/1 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Steady is the Hand by rhosinthorn reviews
She was a Ranger, a message rider, a spy, and she was content with all of that. Holly Potter had already led one dangerous effort to destroy a Horcrux, she was perfectly fine passing on the second. Except she wasn't. Fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, post-DH, EWE, entirely set in ME.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,162 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/27 - Harry P., Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Riddle's Obsession by Madriddler reviews
Tom Riddle the secret leader of the most influential and dangerous Crime Family in the city. Harry Potter, a common college student who lives with his childhood friends. A chance meeting between the two changed Harry's life forever. Tom Riddle wants Harry, and he will go through hell to get it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,916 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/9 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Draco M., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Hallowed Lover by FictionDereliction reviews
The wizarding world is steeped in tradition, and some things are sacred. Presenting your eligibility for courtship is something most purebloods and highborn take as a matter of course. Despite this, no one expects a decidedly different Harry Potter to throw his hat in the ring. Let alone that he'd register as a consort not a lord. Sociopath!Dark!Blood-mage!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/9 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Crush by DimeStreet reviews
Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,696 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P.
And I Rise in Agony by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
Sequel to 'I Fall to Fear'. Because the aftermath is almost worse; and now they are trying to recover. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
To Do The Impossible, There is a Price by rhynith reviews
The Elrics have made a discovery of what they think is the key to getting their bodies back. However, Allen and the rest of the Black Order are certain that Akuma have started to take over Central and form an alliance with the Homunculus.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,702 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Edward E., Allen Walker
Unpredictable by StepAwayFromTheGun reviews
OC's Alice Top (Alice Top) and Taiyo Johnson (Spazz) lives are forever changed when Kuroshitsuji characters start appearing in each girl's house, creating all sorts of odd problems, but whill the story change when they find themselfs in a whole new world?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012
Unspoken Alchemy by wertie reviews
When Edward Elric appears in the world of Harry Potter, he is faced with the wizarding world's greatest enemy. While an unexpected adventurer joins his journey, Edward will lose more than he ever thought possible. Rated T for Edward's foul language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,497 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Edward E.
I Fall to Fear by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
It would figure that he'd pick now to have a flashback freak out; in the middle of a kidnapping with no one around but the God of Lies. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Undertaker's Friend by Honda Natsuka reviews
When Ciel and Sebastian walked into the Undertaker's shop, they expected the Undertaker. Well, they found the Undertaker, but also a white haired teen.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Allen Walker, Sebastian M.
The Fourteenth's Awakening by wildkatz reviews
Allen is running from the Black Order and the Noah. He doesn't know what to do other than run and fight. Now he is traveling with Kanda and Johnny. What happens when the Earl and the Noah capture Allen, and Allen falls for a certain Noah?After ch.211manga
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,200 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker
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The Doctor and The Engineer reviews
Harry stared at the Victorian clockwork man in confusion. This was not a Time Lord. This was not a TARDIS…Then why was he here? The Engineer was only summoned when a Time Lord or A TARDIS needed him to fix something. Harry/Doctor pairing, rating may change. You have been warned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/25
Testing Waters reviews
It was a mistake. He's exposed to be dead, Pepper exploded him up with me that one night. But he's not. O god. All of them are dead. Help me. Your my doctor right? Then help me. Please... Carlisle. May change rating.
Crossover - Twilight & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Carlisle, Iron Man/Tony S.
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me reviews
In Asgard the word soulmate, and Love is a very powerful thing, a thing that Loki scoffs at, if you were to say the words infront of one Tony Stark, he would laugh at your face. A series of events might change both of there minds. Loki/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The new Doctor? reviews
Truth is a terrible thing. After leaving his world and doomed never to come back, Ed had thought he was going to be alone forever. But that will all change vary soon. Future EdXDoctor...like 10 chapter's future then its M.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Edward E.
When Paths Cross reviews
One is the president of a large company, the other a secretary that just got fired. What will happen when they meet in Vegas, and how will that effect their lives afterwards? Yullen. Nope it's dead as a door, written by a 13 year old. You want? You can have.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Boy Who Stoll My Haert reviews
kaname, now back again at the school is in search for anouther companion. one to fill the other half of his haert. but he dosent need to look far, expecualy when the said person just crashes into your classroom. kanamexEdward
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Edward E., Kaname K.
