Welcome...

As you are taking the time to visit my profile i feel i can not send you back into cyberspace with empty hands. Following is some completely useless but utterly true facts that will most likely do you no good deeds but will leave you with a satisfied feeling, that you have at least read something when you close this tab and move to a new and exciting place.

Let us begin:

I'm afraid of the big butterflies, all types of moths and generally all things bitey, stingey and killey.

i don't like people who don't look after pets and singers who are all image and no talent. I also dont like people who pretend to be different when they aren't all that different, ie they hate twilight (for want of a better example) just because other people like it.

I like Sherlock, Merlin, Bones, Dr Who, Friends and 10 things i hate about you (the movie). Chameleon Circuit, Strauss, Rossini and lots of little songs from little bands ie. Neverending Summer by Dayplayer.

One of my favourite books is Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, for the sheer brilliance and eccentricity of it. I love Clarice Bean although i am too old for her. I also love fairy tales, especially the morbid ones.

The piano is my favourite instrument, followed by the violin. I love symphony orchestra's but i am not a fan of music that sounds like people are just banging the keyboard (as i'm sure most people aren't).

i like poetry but as of yet have no favourite.

i wear fake glasses sometimes because they are comfortable and give me something to hide behind, and i think they look dorky and funky.

i can't solve a rubiks cube but i would love to know how.

i have spent too much time on this profile.

i have dorky braces for my unstraight teeth. but they are fluorescent green which makes them better.

i am completely awkward with strangers unless there is someone with me to give me a bit of support.

and that is all i can think of. so off you go my child, into reality and the big scary world.

Fare the well, good to the bye.

i wish thee a merry day down by the lands of the fiction.