Shagbark
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Joined Dec 24, 2011, id: 3559169, Profile Updated: Sep 30, 2012
Author has written 9 stories for My Little Pony, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

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The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: Aug 16, 2015 - Published: Aug 21, 2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35537 - Favs: 26,467 - Follows: 19,507 - Updated: Mar 14, 2015 - Published: Feb 28, 2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Beautiful Day in Equestria by Sir Politic Am-Be reviews
Twilight miscasts a spell and Dash injures her wings. Again. It's happened before. Too many times, in fact.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: Apr 8, 2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 8,176 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: Mar 24, 2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Way too much information by Chanra reviews
Rated PG 13 for extreme nastiness. Legolas uncovers some very- disturbing facts in a book... once you read it, you'll be disturbed too... Chapter 2 up because you reviewed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: Sep 21, 2003 - Published: May 31, 2003
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Big Mac reads something purple reviews
Twilight asks Big MacIntosh to read to the Cutie Mark Crusaders while she runs an errand. He's not much of a reader, but he just can't say nope to Twilight.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Sep 15, 2012 - Published: Jul 2, 2012 - Big Macintosh, Twilight Sparkle
Pony Tales reviews
Happy Thoughts: It would be another perfect day in Equestria. All Celestia had to do was think happy thoughts. Again. * Shipping Costs: A clopfiction author meets Celestia in the next life. * Green Hills of Equestria: Vincent's big-game hunting trip was successful... almost. * 21!: Twilight learns the danger of asking Pinkie "Why?" * Game of Immortals: Celestia likes to win.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Jun 26, 2012 - Published: Apr 10, 2012 - Princess Celestia
The Detective and the Magician
The curator thinks Trixie is just a harmless second-rate stage magician. Fetlock Holmes believes she is a master criminal, with the perfect plan to steal the Starry Night right out from under Arch-mage Sparkle's protective spells.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,661 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jun 23, 2012 - Published: Jun 20, 2012 - Trixie
Behind the Scenes reviews
Spike is trying to film My Little Pony: Season 3, but the Elements of Harmony keep fighting, and Celestia thinks she can arrive on set late just because she's a goddess. Not to mention the producer from Hell. You'd think he was TRYING to wreck the production.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 17, 2012 - Spike, Discord - Complete
Twilight Sparkle's Quest for Anatomical Accuracy reviews
While studying an ancient text on equine anatomy, Twilight notices some discrepancies between the illustrations and, well, herself. Celestia explains that she made some... changes. For everypony's good. But Twilight wants to understand. So they devise an experiment.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 13, 2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia - Complete
Mare of the Rings reviews
The greatest could not be trusted with the Ring. So Gandalf sought out the humblest. Maybe too humble...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: Apr 22, 2012 - Gandalf, Fluttershy - Complete
Severus Spike reviews
As Harry descended the stairs to the dungeon, he fumed again at Headmistress Sparkle for not finding somepony, anypony, other than Professor Spike to teach him occlumency. The dragon wasn't just twisted and cruel - he was dangerous. Why was she the only pony who couldn't see that?
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: Apr 22, 2012 - Severus S., Spike - Complete
The real reason reviews
"All those years on the moon... Centuries. There's no sound. No color. No smell. Just dust and rocks." "Go on," Celestia said. "Well... it's just..." "How could I?" Twilight looked away and nodded. "Ah. That's a very good question, Twilight."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: Mar 18, 2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Friends, with occasional magic reviews
The lives of Lauren and her friends aren't perfect. Lauren and her friends aren't perfect. Ponies help them see the best in themselves. This is a fictional story of the origins of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: Mar 17, 2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack - Complete